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(CBC) Scary Just in time for Christmas: Replica AK47 bb guns   (cbc.ca) divider line 147
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2011-10-20 10:51:55 AM
I had to settle for this:

www.kevinscatalog.com

I wish they had toys like this when I was a kid. So unfair. (pouts)
 
2011-10-20 11:34:22 AM
Assault BB Weapon?
 
2011-10-20 12:07:54 PM
www.awesomehq.com
 
2011-10-20 12:44:31 PM
Perfect for your little terrorists.
 
2011-10-20 12:45:05 PM
mmmm authentic parts...
 
2011-10-20 12:46:02 PM
So?
 
2011-10-20 12:46:41 PM
So how long before the cops shoot some moron carrying one of these?
 
2011-10-20 12:47:17 PM
Uh, WTF. The bb gun can be converted to a regular gun just by changing the bolt and barrel? Really? The action, the receiver, the gas cylinder are all the same?
 
2011-10-20 12:49:31 PM
Yes, because the toy guns I had in the 80s were somehow ok but this is not.

/had the M-16 that made the machine gun noise when you pulled back the slide
//had the Rambo-endorsed squirt gun
///had the whole Zebra II line, rifle and pistol

toyreport.org
 
2011-10-20 12:49:59 PM
Meh, I have this in the closet right now:

images.hobbytron.com

Looks real, would only annoy you if I shot you with it.
 
2011-10-20 12:50:09 PM
Why would you convert a BB gun, when you could just drive to Detroit and buy a real AK out of the classified ads? (new window)
 
2011-10-20 12:50:18 PM
cgraves67: Uh, WTF. The bb gun can be converted to a regular gun just by changing the bolt and barrel? Really? The action, the receiver, the gas cylinder are all the same?

That really doesn't make sense to me either. Does the BB get launched via the hammer smacking it?
 
2011-10-20 12:50:22 PM
psh, I've had 1:1 scale replica airsoft version of an AK-47 and a military issue Thompson for years now.
 
2011-10-20 12:51:02 PM
you'll shoot your eye out kid!
 
2011-10-20 12:51:12 PM
Fart_Machine: So how long before the cops shoot some moron carrying one of these?

It's going to be all the rage this Christmas.
 
2011-10-20 12:52:47 PM
Leeroy Jenkinssss: you'll shoot your eye out kid!
 
2011-10-20 12:53:41 PM
AK-47 BB gun. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to leave small welts on every motherfarker in the room, accept no substitutes.
 
2011-10-20 12:54:03 PM
unicron702: Meh, I have this in the closet right now:

images.hobbytron.com


Looks close enough to a real AUG and I imagine it's much cheaper. Is it a Full-auto or semi-auto BB gun?
 
2011-10-20 12:54:24 PM
Supposedly these are air rifles built from Chinese mil surplus AKs, and the hyperventilating Mounties are afraid that some genius gunsmith will convert them back to real rifles. Because the only reason Canada has so little gun crime is that you can't buy semi-auto rifles with big magazines there.
 
2011-10-20 12:54:50 PM
mbillips: Why would you convert a BB gun, when you could just drive to Detroit and buy a real AK out of the classified ads? (new window)

I just sold mine in New York state. Why would I travel to Detroit?
 
2011-10-20 12:56:59 PM
Take teh mounties to court. Make them prove the conversion is simple. When they can't do it, and they can't, sue them for loss of face, and sales.
 
2011-10-20 12:57:04 PM
Let's get this out of the way...
i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-20 12:58:25 PM
shenanigans
 
2011-10-20 12:59:01 PM
cgraves67: Uh, WTF. The bb gun can be converted to a regular gun just by changing the bolt and barrel? Really? The action, the receiver, the gas cylinder are all the same?

I highly doubt it. The propulsion system for air guns are totally different. BBs wouldn't feed the same way, it would have no need for an ejection system, among other things.

Sounds like they bought some surplus AK stocks and built a bb gun around them. But AK's are scary and people are dumb.
 
2011-10-20 01:00:03 PM
"You'll shoot EVERYONE'S eye out, kid!"
 
2011-10-20 01:00:24 PM
Mirrorz: unicron702: Meh, I have this in the closet right now:

images.hobbytron.com

Looks close enough to a real AUG and I imagine it's much cheaper. Is it a Full-auto or semi-auto BB gun?


Airsoft, semi or auto.
 
2011-10-20 01:00:40 PM
Pew! pew pew pew! PEWWWW! pewwwwwww!

what?
 
2011-10-20 01:00:53 PM
their version of converted to "assault rifle"= take real reciever and put the BB gun wooden parts on it.
 
2011-10-20 01:01:28 PM
The_Sponge: AK-47 BB gun. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to leave small welts on shoot the eye out of every motherfarker in the room, accept no substitutes.

FTFY
 
2011-10-20 01:01:56 PM
These have been around for years.

Scary tag? Please tell me that you are a woman subby!
 
2011-10-20 01:02:02 PM
Here in my part of southern CA you aren't allowed to shoot real guns unless you go to a gun range, which sucks. No beer consumption of any kind, gunmaster on site at all times to stop and check your barrels evey few minutes, etc either that or drive way out into the boonies. I take my little plinker with me sometimes when I go hiking to scratch the shooting itch. I happen to be in the foothills of Mt Baldy right now about to take a grocery bag full of empty cans up on a hillside for awhile and get the sight centered perfectly on the this thing.

/Also, too poor to afford a good day of shooting with ammo prices these days anyway
 
2011-10-20 01:02:09 PM
That's actually kinda img1.fark.net
 
2011-10-20 01:04:12 PM
In my family we give each other real AK47's for Christmas.
 
2011-10-20 01:04:21 PM
mbillips: Supposedly these are air rifles built from Chinese mil surplus AKs, and the hyperventilating Mounties are afraid that some genius gunsmith will convert them back to real rifles. Because the only reason Canada has so little gun crime is that you can't buy semi-auto rifles with big magazines there.

Except, of course, you CAN buy semi-auto rifles there with big magazines (okay, plugged for 10 rounds).

And some of that stuff is awesome stuff we can't get. Like semi UMPs, G36s, Sig 550s, and some guy got a MP7 since Canada doesn't have that dumb "it's way too close to a MG even though it isn't one!" douchebaggery that the ATF imposes.
 
2011-10-20 01:04:27 PM
Ahhh, FFS.
How the hell does this classify as "scary"???
 
2011-10-20 01:05:50 PM
Ackbar_GastricFluid: That's actually kinda [img1.fark.net image 54x11]

Not Cool! SCARY!

Guns are Scary!

Other scary things: Ghosts, deviled eggs, Sarah Palin, religion, brown people and Microsoft excel.

all scary stuff, don't think for yourself...just be afraid!
 
2011-10-20 01:06:21 PM
Magnanimous_J: Sounds like they bought some surplus AK stocks and built a bb gun around them. But AK's are scary and people are dumb.

The working definition of "assault rifle" in many people's mind is "it looks scary". I have seen people go apoplectic about a rifle with less capacity than a standard hunting rifle because it "looks like a machine gun".
 
2011-10-20 01:06:33 PM
OH MY GOD EVERYONE PANIC AND shiat YOUR PANTS!!!!!11112@@@!!!!!ELEVENTY11!!!!!!


i.imgur.com

/have several airsoft guns
//there is ABSOLUTELY no way they could be converted to fire real ammunition
 
2011-10-20 01:08:16 PM
api.ning.com

/next on the list.
 
2011-10-20 01:08:41 PM
The article and the RCMP are totally fear mongering the conversion angle. In order to make them into functioning firearms you would need, at the very least, to have a new barrel and bolt/gas assembly. If you're going to smuggle those parts into Canada, you might as well bring the whole gun. And if you're capable of manufacturing the parts, you might as well build your own AK since those are the hardest parts to make. Aside from the bolt/gas assembly, barrel, sights and parts of the trigger group, the rest of the rifle is either sheet metal stampings or rivets.

The biggest problem with the bb guns is they they are likely replicas under Canada gun laws and are therefore prohibited firearms. That is why all of the airsoft guns sold in Canada contain clear parts.
 
2011-10-20 01:09:06 PM
CSB time.

A long time ago like 20 years ago, we had a bunch of friends roleplayers and university students make an event that involved waterguns. The event was a "paintball" type scenario with a group of people playing the hostages and some playing the police. Some of the costumes were awesome, including one of the terrorists being a friend of mine who looked the part, beard and everything. Even the plastic guns were painted to look the part.

On top of it he was really into making joke and terrorist sounds ( Allah Ackbar! ). So he sounded the part, even down to his accent.

So the event was to happen at a private residence, in the middle of Quebec City. They had planned everything. Well everything but a noisy neighbor that always looked with his telescope in everyone yards and windows. The roleplaying was intense and realistic to the point that he called in the cops,

The cops come in, and the 1st guy they see is my "terrorist" friend, beard, lookalike ak watergun, and turban yelling with an arab accent. They call in the swat team, convinced its a real situation and surround the house. They even called in an helicopter.

At one point one of the "hostages" look outside the window and tell everyone that the cops are outside and its awfully realistic. The organiser, the "terrorist" friend i mentionned, comes outside with his plastic watergun AK and calms down the uproar. He got the police to call off the swat and helicopter, and even the news went "meh" and didnt report it.

So here, if he had a lookalike AK that looked this good, this CSB could have gone the other way.
 
2011-10-20 01:09:31 PM
Well this is what I'm getting my bfs little brother for Christmas. He's gonna poop himself.
 
2011-10-20 01:10:51 PM
Not to be confused with genuine AK47 BB guns.
 
2011-10-20 01:11:37 PM
img833.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-20 01:13:47 PM
Richard Flaccid: [img833.imageshack.us image 320x320]

Because holding a football makes you a man.

And men are comfortable enough with their manly sexuality to enjoy discharging large phallic firearms, repeatedly, in the company of other manly men.
 
2011-10-20 01:16:19 PM
Don't those wacky cops ever get tired of being so stupid?

I mean, we really do need some kind of "news" to distract from the political armageddon, but all this stupid is beginning to lose it's amusement factor.
 
2011-10-20 01:16:54 PM
www.kandibomb.com
 
2011-10-20 01:17:37 PM
Does it have the scarey bayonet mount on the front ahhhhhhhhhhhh I pooped myself
 
2011-10-20 01:17:51 PM
Richard Flaccid: [img833.imageshack.us image 320x320]

I'm guessing #2?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-20 01:17:51 PM
done in 3
 
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