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(610 WIOD) Weird Naked man arrested for possession of cocaine after police chase. Article does not state where he was possessing it   (610wiod.com) divider line 19
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Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 10:53:10 AM
Naked criminal trifecta in play.
 
Barbigazi [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 11:07:58 AM
The butt, Bob.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 12:08:43 PM
Cythraul: Naked criminal trifecta in play.

...again.
 
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2011-10-20 12:51:44 PM
Naked and possession of drugs... I'm gonna guess the prison purse.
 
Skyred
2011-10-20 12:52:50 PM
I want to hear his story
 
skinink
2011-10-20 12:53:00 PM
I want know how he got the cocaine after the police chase, or was he set up?
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 12:55:37 PM
The Ballad of Naked Man (new window) Butthole Surfers.

Not at all safe for work.
 
H31N0US
2011-10-20 12:59:22 PM
His hand?
 
tsalaroth [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 01:00:07 PM
co-worker here saw the crash into Ruby Tuesday's happen. I was hoping to find an article first and submit it.

/woulda had a funnier headline.
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-10-20 01:00:08 PM
He was keeping it with his crack, of course.

/Horrible but obligatory.
//Like Bevets in an evolution thread.
 
LeroyBourne
2011-10-20 01:00:14 PM
All over his face?
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 01:04:47 PM
santadog: The Ballad of Naked Man (new window) Butthole Surfers.

Not at all safe for work.

Came here for that.

/please go back to naked land!
 
dragonchild
2011-10-20 01:05:39 PM
Strangely enough, the bag of cocaine looked exactly like the one the last hundred suspects were caught with.
 
rev. dave
2011-10-20 01:10:01 PM
I think in your bloodstream is considered possession. But not as funny as the prison purse.
 
eviljimbo
2011-10-20 01:39:24 PM
its like my old grandfather said, "if you're gonna be high on cocaine, screaming at the cops, you might as well be naked while you do it"
 
amindtat
2011-10-20 01:57:30 PM
H31N0US: His hand?

Seemed like the obvious choice to me, but perhaps subby does things differently.
 
Salmon
2011-10-20 02:19:24 PM
his nose?
 
Ego edo infantia cattus
2011-10-20 02:54:38 PM
img1.tvloop.com

Don't let it get the best of you!
 
dannit724
2011-10-20 02:55:35 PM
butts... all I'm getting is butts. It worries me that it is plural.
 
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