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		(a+b)+(a+c)-a=a's house/b+c - £17,000 legal costs (thisisplymouth.co.uk)		35
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MrBeetle

2011-10-20 12:20:40 PM

Don't you mean a's house/(b+c)?

Agent1945

2011-10-20 12:21:33 PM

Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

Grapple

2011-10-20 12:23:32 PM

The sign up for Fark specifically said NO MATH!

spentmiles

2011-10-20 12:24:02 PM

At least there's no math.

Idiot.

skrame

2011-10-20 12:24:13 PM

Oh, sure; A poor person names their kid Cloud and Fark blows up, but a wealthy mathematician names his kid "Woodman" and no one gives a shiat.

lennavan

2011-10-20 12:26:02 PM

Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

It's more like

(a + b) - a = a's house / (b+c)

macross87

2011-10-20 12:26:05 PM

Head asplod!

RoosterCogburn

2011-10-20 12:26:48 PM

There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR

2011-10-20 12:29:32 PM

skrame: Oh, sure; A poor person names their kid Cloud and Fark blows up, but a wealthy mathematician names his kid "Woodman" and no one gives a shiat.

You've given the thread less than four minutes to "blow up." Calm down, tiger, you're worse than the "leaving disappointed" group.

HellRaisingHoosier

2011-10-20 12:29:46 PM

So a woman and man buy a house each putting in half.
Years later, the man's son makes the woman sell the house so he can have half the profit from the sale.....

Got it.

jfivealive

2011-10-20 12:30:57 PM

Let women = F
Let evil = E
Let time = t
Let money = $

F = t * $
t = $
F = $ * $ = $²
$ = √E
F = √E²
F = E

wambu

2011-10-20 12:31:41 PM

People are so hateful in divorces.

And by people, I mean women.

MythDragon

2011-10-20 12:32:05 PM

RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

lennavan

2011-10-20 12:33:12 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: So a woman and man buy a house each putting in half.
Years later, the man's son makes the woman sell the house so he can have half the profit from the sale.....

Got it.

Seriously though, we can agree the woman is a biatch, right?

Recorder Main Thompson said it was with genuine regret that he found Miss Langmaid, mother of two children by Mr Higman, "an evasive, unreliable and, in some respects, untruthful witness".

Miss Langmaid challenged that ruling, putting forward 25 grounds of appeal. Amongst other things, she pointed out that Recorder Main Thompson was only a part-time judge and claimed he was "biased or predisposed" against her.

Also alleging violations of her human rights

skrame

2011-10-20 12:35:54 PM

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: skrame: Oh, sure; A poor person names their kid Cloud and Fark blows up, but a wealthy mathematician names his kid "Woodman" and no one gives a shiat.

You've given the thread less than four minutes to "blow up." Calm down, tiger, you're worse than the "leaving disappointed" group.

I'm as calm as can be, cupcake. I'm sorry your sandy vagina took my comment so seriously.

wilder_card

2011-10-20 12:38:01 PM

Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"

macross87

2011-10-20 12:41:01 PM

MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

Golfclap

/ABACABB

Ellador

2011-10-20 12:50:53 PM

Came for people leaving disappointed.

Leaving disappointed.

Lord Huggington

2011-10-20 12:54:39 PM

Genju

2011-10-20 12:55:50 PM

wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"

MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U²+D²+L²+2LR+R²+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

jfivealive

2011-10-20 01:10:53 PM

Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"

MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U²+D²+((L+R)*2)+B+A+S_e+S_t=30

trappedspirit

2011-10-20 01:21:27 PM

kevinatilusa

2011-10-20 01:39:31 PM

Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

That's assuming that ownership is associative. Given how much b and c seem to hate each other, I see no reason to think they'd be willing to associate.

kaseyfarksdaladies

2011-10-20 01:45:19 PM

jfivealive: Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"

MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30

2U+2D+2(L+R)+b+b+St=30

/Se not needed

annitabonghit

2011-10-20 01:46:53 PM

Lord Huggington: [i392.photobucket.com image 500x227]

that's from the penis episode, isn't it?

/penis

RoosterCogburn

2011-10-20 02:10:43 PM

kaseyfarksdaladies: jfivealive: Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"

MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30

2U+2D+2(L+R)+b+b+St=30

/Se not needed

Shame he didn't use this code IRL.

wrenchboy

2011-10-20 03:05:26 PM

wambu: People are so hateful in divorces.

And by people, I mean women.

There is a reason they are called "housekeepers"

endtimethirtyfour

2011-10-20 03:41:09 PM

Σ = a = b = a + b

(nod to Ms. Radigue)

MythDragon

2011-10-20 03:55:39 PM

RoosterCogburn: kaseyfarksdaladies: jfivealive: Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"

MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30

2U+2D+2(L+R)+b+b+St=30

/Se not needed

Shame he didn't use this code IRL.

Okay, if all you farkers are so smart, why do you go ahead and solve for U,D,L, R, and St?

irishmafiacp86

2011-10-20 04:45:21 PM

Is that Spiderman in the photo?

Bad_ad85

2011-10-20 04:56:58 PM

I'm gonna go ahead and make a distributive property joke here. Or not.

geekbikerskum

2011-10-20 07:49:08 PM

I thought it was:

∫1/(cabin) d (cabin) =
log (cabin) + C =
houseboat

(with apologies to Thomas Pynchon)

firesign

2011-10-20 07:59:37 PM

geekbikerskum: I thought it was:

∫1/(cabin) d (cabin) =
log (cabin) + C =
houseboat

(with apologies to Thomas Pynchon)

Doesn't the beginning need to be ∫1/(cabin ln 10) d (cabin)
for that to work out right?

/math teacher

geekbikerskum

2011-10-20 08:31:27 PM

firesign: Doesn't the beginning need to be ∫1/(cabin ln 10) d (cabin)
for that to work out right?

/math teacher

You're right; it should be natural log (ln) rather than base-10 log (log). The Thomas Pynchon quote (it's from Gravity's Rainbow) is correct; it was he who flubbed the math. So I get an "A" in Literature but an "F" in Calculus, I guess.

Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

LordOfThePings

2011-10-20 09:10:00 PM