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(This Is Plymouth) Ironic (a+b)+(a+c)-a=a's house/b+c - £17,000 legal costs   (thisisplymouth.co.uk) divider line 35
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2011-10-20 12:20:40 PM
Don't you mean a's house/(b+c)?
 
2011-10-20 12:21:33 PM
Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c
 
2011-10-20 12:23:32 PM
The sign up for Fark specifically said NO MATH!
 
2011-10-20 12:24:02 PM
At least there's no math.

Idiot.
 
2011-10-20 12:24:13 PM
Oh, sure; A poor person names their kid Cloud and Fark blows up, but a wealthy mathematician names his kid "Woodman" and no one gives a shiat.
 
2011-10-20 12:26:02 PM
Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

It's more like

(a + b) - a = a's house / (b+c)
 
2011-10-20 12:26:05 PM
Head asplod!
 
2011-10-20 12:26:48 PM
There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?
 
2011-10-20 12:29:32 PM
skrame: Oh, sure; A poor person names their kid Cloud and Fark blows up, but a wealthy mathematician names his kid "Woodman" and no one gives a shiat.

You've given the thread less than four minutes to "blow up." Calm down, tiger, you're worse than the "leaving disappointed" group.
 
2011-10-20 12:29:46 PM
So a woman and man buy a house each putting in half.
Years later, the man's son makes the woman sell the house so he can have half the profit from the sale.....

Got it.
 
2011-10-20 12:30:57 PM
Let women = F
Let evil = E
Let time = t
Let money = $

F = t * $
t = $
F = $ * $ = $2
$ = √E
F = √E2
F = E
 
2011-10-20 12:31:41 PM
People are so hateful in divorces.

And by people, I mean women.
 
2011-10-20 12:32:05 PM
RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30
 
2011-10-20 12:33:12 PM
HellRaisingHoosier: So a woman and man buy a house each putting in half.
Years later, the man's son makes the woman sell the house so he can have half the profit from the sale.....

Got it.


Seriously though, we can agree the woman is a biatch, right?

Recorder Main Thompson said it was with genuine regret that he found Miss Langmaid, mother of two children by Mr Higman, "an evasive, unreliable and, in some respects, untruthful witness".

Miss Langmaid challenged that ruling, putting forward 25 grounds of appeal. Amongst other things, she pointed out that Recorder Main Thompson was only a part-time judge and claimed he was "biased or predisposed" against her.

Also alleging violations of her human rights
 
2011-10-20 12:35:54 PM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: skrame: Oh, sure; A poor person names their kid Cloud and Fark blows up, but a wealthy mathematician names his kid "Woodman" and no one gives a shiat.

You've given the thread less than four minutes to "blow up." Calm down, tiger, you're worse than the "leaving disappointed" group.


I'm as calm as can be, cupcake. I'm sorry your sandy vagina took my comment so seriously.
 
2011-10-20 12:38:01 PM
Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"
 
2011-10-20 12:41:01 PM
MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30


Golfclap

/ABACABB
 
2011-10-20 12:50:53 PM
Came for people leaving disappointed.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2011-10-20 12:54:39 PM
i392.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-20 12:55:50 PM
wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"



MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30


U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better
 
2011-10-20 01:10:53 PM
Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"


MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better


U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30
 
2011-10-20 01:21:27 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-20 01:39:31 PM
Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

That's assuming that ownership is associative. Given how much b and c seem to hate each other, I see no reason to think they'd be willing to associate.
 
2011-10-20 01:45:19 PM
jfivealive: Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"


MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30


2U+2D+2(L+R)+b+b+St=30

/Se not needed
 
2011-10-20 01:46:53 PM
Lord Huggington: [i392.photobucket.com image 500x227]


that's from the penis episode, isn't it?

/penis
 
2011-10-20 02:10:43 PM
kaseyfarksdaladies: jfivealive: Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"


MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30

2U+2D+2(L+R)+b+b+St=30

/Se not needed


Shame he didn't use this code IRL.
 
2011-10-20 03:05:26 PM
wambu: People are so hateful in divorces.

And by people, I mean women.


There is a reason they are called "housekeepers"
 
2011-10-20 03:41:09 PM
Σ = a = b = a + b

(nod to Ms. Radigue)
 
2011-10-20 03:55:39 PM
RoosterCogburn: kaseyfarksdaladies: jfivealive: Genju: wilder_card: Agent1945: Cute, but you don't need the parentheticals on the left, since your expression simplifies to a+b+c

And Lord knows, when evaluating a Fark headline, the first question should always be "is it mathematically rigorous?"


MythDragon: RoosterCogburn: There is no A or B button on my calculator. How do I do this? Would it work if I hooked it up to my old Nintendo controller instead?

U²+D²+(L+R)²+(A+B)=30

U2+D2+L2+2LR+R2+A+B=30?

:)
/2(L+R) probably would have been better

U2+D2+((L+R)*2)+B+A+Se+St=30

2U+2D+2(L+R)+b+b+St=30

/Se not needed

Shame he didn't use this code IRL.


Okay, if all you farkers are so smart, why do you go ahead and solve for U,D,L, R, and St?
 
2011-10-20 04:45:21 PM
Is that Spiderman in the photo?
 
2011-10-20 04:56:58 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and make a distributive property joke here. Or not.
 
2011-10-20 07:49:08 PM
I thought it was:

∫1/(cabin) d (cabin) =
log (cabin) + C =
houseboat

(with apologies to Thomas Pynchon)
 
2011-10-20 07:59:37 PM
geekbikerskum: I thought it was:

∫1/(cabin) d (cabin) =
log (cabin) + C =
houseboat

(with apologies to Thomas Pynchon)


Doesn't the beginning need to be ∫1/(cabin ln 10) d (cabin)
for that to work out right?

/math teacher
 
2011-10-20 08:31:27 PM
firesign: Doesn't the beginning need to be ∫1/(cabin ln 10) d (cabin)
for that to work out right?

/math teacher


You're right; it should be natural log (ln) rather than base-10 log (log). The Thomas Pynchon quote (it's from Gravity's Rainbow) is correct; it was he who flubbed the math. So I get an "A" in Literature but an "F" in Calculus, I guess.

Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
 
2011-10-20 09:10:00 PM
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