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2011-10-20 02:30:34 PM
That many monkeys and not a single bit of poo being flung?

FAKE!
 
2011-10-20 02:30:54 PM
Think of the poo flinging wars in that place!
 
2011-10-20 02:31:31 PM
Grrrrr Smeggy!
 
2011-10-20 04:07:05 PM
Is that in Detroit?
 
2011-10-20 04:51:39 PM
Something tells me that guy learned the HARD way that he had to run with that thing.

/And by hard way, I mean mass monkey mauling.
 
2011-10-20 05:33:20 PM
WTF is the story behind this? That can't be a zoo.
 
2011-10-20 06:01:15 PM
Lunch time in Washington.
 
2011-10-20 06:19:40 PM
I wonder how long before the monkey figure out how to make a monkey-chain roadblock around him and then slowly close in, little black eyes glistening with evil intelligence....
 
2011-10-20 07:17:16 PM
We get a glimpse of what goes on inside the barrel.
 
2011-10-20 08:31:59 PM
i must have clicked the wrong link. all i saw was footage of looters in new orleans after katrina.
 
2011-10-20 09:12:30 PM
Mike Chewbacca: WTF is the story behind this? That can't be a zoo.

They could be the Barbary macaques on Gibraltar. They're not generally known for having good social graces, and the locals might have decided that feeding them like this is better than dealing with all the break-ins, shakedowns, etc.
 
2011-10-20 09:14:03 PM
You haven't seen macaque feeding before?
 
2011-10-20 09:15:45 PM
OH MY GOD ... repeat every 5 seconds of video
 
2011-10-20 09:33:37 PM
whatshisname: You haven't seen macaque feeding before?

Macaque doesn't require feeding.
 
2011-10-20 10:32:11 PM
I am like sugar to them!
 
2011-10-20 11:17:04 PM
Non-human primates creep me out. Actually make that just primates.
 
2011-10-20 11:59:38 PM
Sherjo311: i must have clicked the wrong link. all i saw was footage of looters in new orleans after katrina.


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2011-10-21 12:09:54 AM
I know a guy who rescued a macaque from some folks who were going into foreclosure and took it home with him. The little beastie was pretty easy going for a macaque, but it did have one odd habit.

It made toast all day long. The guy I knew would sometimes be woken up at four in the morning by this little monkey offering him a saucer with two slices of toast, Sometimes he'd step out of the shower and there would be the monkey with the toast again. If there was no bread in the house to toast, the monkey would become grouchy, so the guy always had a loaf or two of cheapo Wonderbread on hand.

Nobody has any idea how or why the previous owners taught the macaque how to make toast, but they taught him well, including how to butter the toast and cut it into neat triangles.

Funny thing though, the macaque never ate any toast himself.
 
2011-10-21 12:20:55 AM
hogans: Mike Chewbacca: WTF is the story behind this? That can't be a zoo.

They could be the Barbary macaques on Gibraltar. They're not generally known for having good social graces, and the locals might have decided that feeding them like this is better than dealing with all the break-ins, shakedowns, etc.


Good. Now that they're used to this, lace all of those pellets or whatever with rat poison.

fark macaques.
 
2011-10-21 12:54:14 AM
Coelacanth: I know a guy who rescued a macaque from some folks who were going into foreclosure and took it home with him. The little beastie was pretty easy going for a macaque, but it did have one odd habit.

It made toast all day long. The guy I knew would sometimes be woken up at four in the morning by this little monkey offering him a saucer with two slices of toast, Sometimes he'd step out of the shower and there would be the monkey with the toast again. If there was no bread in the house to toast, the monkey would become grouchy, so the guy always had a loaf or two of cheapo Wonderbread on hand.

Nobody has any idea how or why the previous owners taught the macaque how to make toast, but they taught him well, including how to butter the toast and cut it into neat triangles.

Funny thing though, the macaque never ate any toast himself.


is that for real???? Cuz that sounds AWESOME!!!! a toast making monkey....
 
2011-10-21 03:16:58 AM
no clever name here just move along: is that for real???? Cuz that sounds AWESOME!!!! a toast making monkey....

Eventually it goes bad:

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