"I just realized, the dog and cat have been living together in sin!"


-misquoted Marge Simpson

Or:
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

/Ghostbusters

Hindus, you turn your back for 2 seconds.........

In New Zeland, they do that too, but only with sheep... Also, they try to keep it out of the world news.

"Hindu priests marry animals for world peace"

wtf?

And I don't think it has anything to do with world peace there either.

And now American attorneys will divorce these animals in the name of capitalism.

I saw a thing on the news about a frog wedding to bring rain. There was also a marriage between a young girl and a cow or donkey or dog or something. She still had the option to marry a husband in addition to the beast but it was unlikely given the taboo on marrying a sacred animal's wife.

Have they tried marrying any gay animals? Someone, call Big Gay Al asap!

Do not touch my goat!

THANK YOU HINDU PRIESTS!!

meh. it's probably more than most of you have done to promote world peace.

Aint no yiffin way this thread can go any where but down hill.

They hope the rituals, in which the priests also offered prayers to elephants, cows and horses, will combat terrorism and reduce pollution around the globe

You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one fills up first.

/grumpier old men

And how, exactly, does this reduce pollution?

I suppose they worked overtime with the mormon crickets, so killing off the mormon crickets is a bad thing.

Whoo Hoo! Problem solved!

Farm animals everywhere are now scared.

They hope the rituals, in which the priests also offered prayers to elephants, cows and horses, will combat terrorism and reduce pollution around the globe..

This work at least as well as the present system.

And if the priests go to Caribou Coffee, they get a 10% discount on a large latte ...

/nothin'

HipShot:

And how, exactly, does this reduce pollution?

Jeez man, RTFA: "God is closer to nature and creatures than he is to man. It is therefore necessary that all creatures should be worshipped and protected".

I mean, come on, obviously.

Furries and Yiffies and Vores,
Oh my!

TunaRevenge: Yiffies and Vores? WTF?

spirituality is confusing to me at times. i bet those crabs are fighting, at this moment, as to who gets the remote.

I married my cheeseburger to a pork chop. Does that count?
Yummy animals.

Bonobo62

I prefer to marry bacon to my cheeseburgers, but whatever floats your boat!

Yiffies: Anthropomorphic animals engaged in various graphic sex acts.

Vores: Anthropomorphic animals engaged in eating each other alive.

"Can someone get this farking chicken out my ass!"

Me, Myself, & Irene

Im getting married in the morning
A real special day
But dont congragulate me till you see my fiance
Shes a hulking homely thing
but I do not care
shes so fun to cudle cause shes all covered in hair

Not very long ago
just a month or two
first time I saw her when I saw her at the zoo
I yipped and I hawed and i went into a rage
I jumped through the bars and I got into her cage

I kissed her on the lipps
ran my fingers through her coat
she coughed up a hairball and forced it down my throat



more to the song but I cant find the lyrics

"God is closer to nature and creatures than he is to man. It is therefore necessary that all creatures should be worshipped and protected."
-- some Hindu priest

"What is man that thou art mindful of him,
and the son of man that thou doest care for him?
Yet thou hast made him little less than God,
and dost crown him with glory and honor.
Thou hast given him dominion over the works of thy hands;
thou hast put all things under his feet,
all sheep and oxen, and also the beasts of the field,
the birds of the air, and the fish of the sea,
whatever passes along the paths of the sea."
-- King David (from Psalms 8:4-8 RSV)


So, who's more important? You, or the cow?
Discuss.

Exactly mouser, If god loves animals more than man, how come I'm sitting here in a warm house eating a cheeseburger and watching football while goats, pigs, Anna Nicole and other lesser lifeforms are rolling around in their own feces.

God sure knows how to show his love

GWAR
"I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)"

When I first met you, I knew I loved you.
Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna
cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips,
now I mount your hips. Now I read
your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime!
I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling.
I race unto the plague. I'll bring you
a big coat of butter--to slick your
dead dick way. I'm in love with a
dead dog...
Paw in fist we stalk through the
rutabaga garden. We've been to the clinic,
we know our love is clean. We walk to-
gether, but fill up seperately. We share
a cheese ball. We just do it all. The
butter so bitter, the shiatter. Well it
gapes vacantly. The higher the litter,
the shiatter, has justly righted three...
(The Death of Pookie)
You begin to bore me, with your breath
like rubber. You scream "Don't stop",
I hope you don't pop. I'm in love, with
a shove, meaty glove.