He really didn't need to get plastic surgery. His original face (first photo with daughter) looks natural and warm. The post-surgery picture looks terrible.

AverageAmericanGuy: He really didn't need to get plastic surgery. His original face (first photo with daughter) looks natural and warm. The post-surgery picture looks terrible.

He did it for professional reasons. He needs to look Fake And Gay.

How many guys does she sleep with?

Pleased to meet you, Ms. Property of mhd, Your Mom Loves You Smiley-Face.

Your fathers name is Mark...but his nickname was Skid ????

I don't think she'd read the name on my underware.. I don't even know what name I have.

DjangoStonereaver: The name is Loom..

My name is Bobbin Threadbare... are you my mother?

I'd be more bothered by dad dating a 21 year-old male porn star than the underwear thing (of course, when I get to be his age, I'd probably give my left nut to be dating a 21 year-old).

A daughter? I thought he had the ghey

?!

His buttocks are sublime.

calbert: [harryallen.info image 425x301]

"Ahh, where are my pants?"
"Over there on my hope chest. I've never seen purple underwear before Calvin."
"Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin?"
"Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. It's written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal." "No, actually people call me Marty."
"Oh, pleased to meet you Calvin Marty Klein."

Came for that.

xanadian: fisker: i.imgur.com

Yes, please...

I was going to post that the guy in that picture is probably gayer than Christmas, but that doesn't seem like it'lll be a problem for you, does it?

hasty ambush: A daughter? I thought he had the ghey

Just because you're gay doesn't mean your cock and balls don't work.

Umm, aren't there many, many, many other brands of underwear?

Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm, aren't there many, many, many other brands of underwear?

Not when you travel in the rarefied air that celebrities travel in. Then there's only three brands that are acceptable.

/don't know the other two

Dwight_Yeast: hasty ambush: A daughter? I thought he had the ghey

Just because you're gay doesn't mean your cock and balls don't work.

i think he's straight, but i have no proof either way other than when stewie on family guy was "discovered" to become a baby diaper model and brian said "heterosexual fashion designer calvin klein"

bungle_jr: Dwight_Yeast: hasty ambush: A daughter? I thought he had the ghey

Just because you're gay doesn't mean your cock and balls don't work.

i think he's straight, but i have no proof either way other than when stewie on family guy was "discovered" to become a baby diaper model and brian said "heterosexual fashion designer calvin klein"

neeeeevermind...from wikipedia:
"Currently, Klein is dating model Nick Gruber.[4]"

this, after 2 marriages to women and (as mentioned above) facial plastic surgery that made him look fake and gay.

guess he switched sides, or is bi, or was gay and covering it up with women, or some such thing. in other words after 40 years of designing men's undies and tight fitting jeans and cologne, he OFFICIALLY became a fashion designer

It must be embarrassing having a dad named BVD.

This reminds me, whatever happened to Tommy Hilfigers hot daughter? I loved that show.

Her last name is Marx? And her dad is named S. Cid?

Dairy King: How many guys does she sleep with?

+

Fark_Guy_Rob: Umm, aren't there many, many, many other brands of underwear?

=
She's a whore?

/would hit it
//yah, her dad's name might be involved

Your dad's name is underoos? Funderwear?

ProdigalSigh: [www.movie-list.com image 339x520]

?!

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Well done.

Your dad's name is is Superman?

I guess the old boxers or briefs debate died long ago