put the lohan family on a plane with the kardashians and nickelback and fly it into a mountain. Who gives a shait

Black wig?

Hrmm. In the black and white photos, it looks like someone dumped a full motor oil pan near her chest and she got splattered. That is some serious frecking going on there. I like freckles in moderation, but this amount reminds me of some horrible skin ailment like cancer or liver spots.

TommyymmoT: Sorry, but she's not all that hot, and her eyebrows remind me of Leonid Brezhnev

Plus no tits. Lindsay has big, juicy tits.

jakepowers: put the lohan family on a plane with the kardashians and nickelback and fly it into a mountain. Who gives a shait

I think the EPA says you can't do such a horrible thing to a mountain.

/now, launching them into the sun...

I knew licorice had bones.

Ms. Lohan, whoever told you that hairstyle would look good for this shoot should be, well, shot. You might be able to pull it off if you had the looks of, say, Louise Brooks:



But you don't.

/Uncle Leo eyebrows

She's kinda ugly. I can forgive pretty and no tits, but ugly and no tits gets the thumbs down.

Why do I get the feeling she's going go wind up even more farked up than her sister?

We're moving towards the inevitable moment of "two Lohans, one cup".

Brawndo: We're moving towards the inevitable moment of "two Lohans, one cup".

The only question is whether it's the sister or the mother.

vudukungfu: I knew licorice had bones.

I lol'd.


A LOT.

Blech....

I like the eybrows. Too many chicks have overplucked lines.

Her body just looks bad.

Cute, but lacks Linds' rack.

....... If she wasn't a Lohan, she'd never get a second look.....


/Nepotism FTL

Wow - she is ugly.

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Blech....

She turned into a MTF tranny, somehow.

Brad_Will: Ms. Lohan, whoever told you that hairstyle would look good for this shoot should be, well, shot. You might be able to pull it off if you had the looks of, say, Louise Brooks:

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But you don't.

Yup. As you can see in the photo you posted, pageboys look best on women with short, heart-shaped faces. Ali Lohan's face is 1) too long, 2) too angular, and 3) too cadaverous. Honestly, photoshop has made photogs and model recruiters too lazy.

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Blech....

Yeah, ruined her face, though I've seen similar effects from women dieting too hard, so I'm not sure if it's necessarily plastic surgery or not that did it.

enough with this grifter family for a while ya ho bag subsheeyater

No thanks.

So angry!

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Blech....

WTF she was WAY hotter before!

She looks like she's sick like cancer sick.

Petit_Merdeux: She's not just thin, she's concave.

She looks kind of cute with most of her face covered by huge shades.

I personally like skinny white girls with pointy noses but if your knees are bigger than your thigh muscles then you need a farkin' meat lovers pizza STAT.

That's nasty!

Here's a little something to cleanse the pallet.

Gross!

wyltoknow: Skr: I like freckles in moderation, but this amount reminds me of some horrible skin ailment like cancer or liver spots.

As a freckly person, allow me to state that you're an asshole. It's a family thing. My grandpa is almost one giant freckle at this point, save for his knees and elbows.

Hey apologies for any offense, it wasn't a personal attack on the freckled. An asshole I may be but I still feel that skin she has, coupled with her gaunt cadaverous figure, bad lip job, and a wig doesn't look the slightest bit healthy.. Black and white doesn't seem to be flattering her much either.

As I said, I personally like freckles in moderation, but like any trait, on the wrong person it can look bad. Her sister pulled off the freckles really well, even as a young girl. This one though had the misfortune of growing up second act which seemingly has ruined both her body and self image.

/you know where I'm going with this...

What is she modeling for? Cadavors monthly? Meth Chic?

Really? No jokes about the "Millions of Milkshakes" picture at the bottom of the article?

enry: jakepowers: put the lohan family on a plane with the kardashians and nickelback and fly it into a mountain. Who gives a shait

I think the EPA says you can't do such a horrible thing to a mountain.

/now, launching them into the sun... ... would probably put it out?

Hmm... I've never understood why stick thin Twiggy models were/are all the rage. Give me Kate Upton anyday.

wyltoknow: Skr: I like freckles in moderation, but this amount reminds me of some horrible skin ailment like cancer or liver spots.

As a freckly person, allow me to state that you're an asshole. It's a family thing. My grandpa is almost one giant freckle at this point, save for his knees and elbows.


Cut him some slack. I'm not sure that all looks natural. This newest Lohan protoskank looks like she's spent waaaaaay too much time in tanning booths for her young age and exacerbated her natural freckliness beyond what it would normally be.