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		Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos (dailymail.co.uk)		47
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bigpeeler

2011-10-20 01:15:16 AM

French fry. There, I said it.

Petit_Merdeux

2011-10-20 02:23:05 AM

Mais, qui est le père?

natmar_76

2011-10-20 03:04:42 AM

Frenchie frenchie frenchie french.

French french french.

/done here

Hector Remarkable

2011-10-20 03:07:12 AM

They should name her "Lebeau", or "Brie".

Rabbitgod

2011-10-20 03:08:49 AM

Congratulations.

Mentalpatient87

2011-10-20 03:11:45 AM

Wait, who?

farkityfarker

2011-10-20 03:32:44 AM

The "surrender" joke never gets old. Even after the events of the last decade.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

2011-10-20 03:48:15 AM

Nicholas immediately gives the babby to Societe General in exchange for another $2 billion loan advance.

Robo Beat

2011-10-20 03:49:29 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Mais, qui est le père?

C'est François Hollande, j'en suis certain.

batlock666

2011-10-20 03:53:46 AM

Robo Beat: Petit_Merdeux: Mais, qui est le père?

C'est François Hollande, j'en suis certain.

Est-il Français ou Hollandais?

McManus_brothers

2011-10-20 04:13:07 AM

batlock666: Robo Beat: Petit_Merdeux: Mais, qui est le père?

C'est François Hollande, j'en suis certain.

Est-il Français ou Hollandais?

Non, c'est "Le fb-".

omgwtfetc

2011-10-20 04:21:52 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Mais, qui est le père?

Je ne sais pas. Je me rends.

Jim_Callahan

2011-10-20 04:24:28 AM

farkityfarker: The "surrender" joke never gets old. Even after the events of the last decade.

What happened in the last decade that was more culturally memetastic than the second bloody World War?

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

2011-10-20 04:32:33 AM

France and "surrender monkey" will always be associated, current acts by the French have no bearing on the meme.

omgwtfetc

2011-10-20 04:35:45 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: France and "surrender monkey" will always be associated, current acts by the French have no bearing on the meme.

That is so ignorant. How can you Americans be so arrogant? The correct expression is "cheese eating surrender monkeys". Get a brain morans.

Nogale

2011-10-20 04:36:43 AM

I wonder if they'll give the baby a conventional French name. I thought French public figures eschewed the US tradition of naming children after the first object the mother sees after leaving the delivery room, but "Aurelien" sounds odd. Can any Francophile Farkers weigh in on whether Aurelien is considered a strange name in France?

Marcintosh

2011-10-20 04:37:20 AM

still smokin' hot

NEDM

2011-10-20 04:44:35 AM

Jim_Callahan: farkityfarker: The "surrender" joke never gets old. Even after the events of the last decade.

What happened in the last decade that was more culturally memetastic than the second bloody World War?

*cough*French Resistance*cough*
*cough*Battle of Verdun*cough*

omgwtfetc

2011-10-20 04:48:47 AM

NEDM: Jim_Callahan: farkityfarker: The "surrender" joke never gets old. Even after the events of the last decade.

What happened in the last decade that was more culturally memetastic than the second bloody World War?

*cough*French Resistance*cough*
*cough*Battle of Verdun*cough*

Cough cough, last decade? Cough, cough, Vichy?

Sorry, I like France and have nothing but respect for the Resistance but barring another world war it will be at least another century before that joke gets old.

Cormee

2011-10-20 04:50:01 AM

And by sheer coincidence there's a presidential election in 6 months time.

libranoelrose

2011-10-20 04:55:05 AM

Cormee: And by sheer coincidence there's a presidential election in 6 months time.

sixt months?

really?

Scaryduck

2011-10-20 05:00:55 AM

They should call the baby Rosie

Rosie Sarkozy

Robo Beat

2011-10-20 05:01:30 AM

Nogale: I wonder if they'll give the baby a conventional French name. I thought French public figures eschewed the US tradition of naming children after the first object the mother sees after leaving the delivery room, but "Aurelien" sounds odd. Can any Francophile Farkers weigh in on whether Aurelien is considered a strange name in France?

It's a Francophonization of (Saint) Aurelius, so not really. The French seem to love using the names of obscure saints that nobody else in Christendom has ever heard of for their newborns.

omgwtfetc

2011-10-20 05:02:15 AM

Scaryduck: They should call the baby Rosie

Rosie Sarkozy

Win in (at least) two languages.

KrispyKritter

2011-10-20 05:03:26 AM

Putin the proud babby daddy?

Cormee

2011-10-20 05:07:57 AM

libranoelrose: Cormee: And by sheer coincidence there's a presidential election in 6 months time.

sixt months?

really?

April 22 2012 I thought. Am I wrong?

Nogale

2011-10-20 05:18:07 AM

Cormee: libranoelrose: Cormee: And by sheer coincidence there's a presidential election in 6 months time.

sixt months?

really?

April 22 2012 I thought. Am I wrong?

I don't see how that's relevant. I'm sure the child is too young to run for office.

omgwtfetc

2011-10-20 05:21:16 AM

Nogale: Cormee: libranoelrose: Cormee: And by sheer coincidence there's a presidential election in 6 months time.

sixt months?

really?

April 22 2012 I thought. Am I wrong?

I don't see how that's relevant. I'm sure the child is too young to run for office.

I doubt it, he's already been elected president once.

quatchi

2011-10-20 05:37:55 AM

Still can't get over the fact that the French President's current wife used to fark Jagger and Clapton.

/Do we know who the real father is yet?
//Also. ...isn't "Paparazzi" an Italian term?
///Wouldn't this be more like a competition to see who surrenders first?

farkityfarker

2011-10-20 05:58:36 AM

Jim_Callahan: farkityfarker: The "surrender" joke never gets old. Even after the events of the last decade.

What happened in the last decade that was more culturally memetastic than the second bloody World War?

America wrecked itself by devoting all its resources to waging unneccessary wars while the French said "non".

Petit_Merdeux

2011-10-20 06:15:28 AM

farkityfarker: while the French said "non".

Oui, mais non.

Zut alors! (new window)

Bendal

2011-10-20 06:32:03 AM

KrispyKritter: Putin the proud babby daddy?

Well someone was Putin it in her.

Roxy Monoxide

2011-10-20 07:48:42 AM

Yay Subby!

Finalement un "Surrender" plaisante approprié Français qui n'est pas fatigué...

/le kudos

Inevitable Demise

2011-10-20 07:53:00 AM

batlock666: Robo Beat: Petit_Merdeux: Mais, qui est le père?

C'est François Hollande, j'en suis certain.

Est-il Français ou Hollandais?

Non, c'est "Le fb-".

Those French have a word for everything.

CarnySaur

2011-10-20 08:13:53 AM

Scaryduck: They should call the baby Rosie

Rosie Sarkozy

I thought they should name it KS Sarkozy, short for Kaposi's Sarcoma Sarkozy.

GoldDude

2011-10-20 09:46:33 AM

Hope Carla hasn't been playing "hide the baguette" with Carl Carlson
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jaytkay

2011-10-20 09:49:57 AM

Hai gaiz, what's going on in this thread? Have you seen my Carla Bruni pics?

www4.images.coolspotters.com

kbronsito

2011-10-20 10:15:35 AM

ever since Obama got elected I said that he should have knocked up his wife. If Michelle had taken one for the team his admin could have distracted the media with the entire pregnancy coverage, parallels between Michelle and the last pregnant first lady (Jackie)... that would lead to discussions of Jackie's miscarriage and how someone Michelle's age is at a higher risk for one... the media would spend weeks doing stories on her health and that of the baby.

then there's media speculation about the baby's gender (the Obama's already have girls... will they get the boy this time!), media gushing about an african american baby being born in the white house and what that says about race relations in America should cover a few days of news...

then the baby is born... and you get to leak the first baby photos and bury every other story on the press for that day... then you get your stories abou the baby's Christening and the picking of god parents... baby's first bday...

it would have been the most brilliant political/campaign move evah.

skullkrusher

2011-10-20 10:19:41 AM

MILF THREAD!

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Valiente

2011-10-20 10:21:32 AM

jaytkay: Hai gaiz, what's going on in this thread? Have you seen my Carla Bruni pics?

[www4.images.coolspotters.com image 320x480][4.bp.blogspot.com image 328x480]

I can't tell Sophie Marceau from Isabelle Adjani, although I would certainly enjoy being given the opportunity.

www.leninimports.com

/yes, I know Adjani's 20 years older...whatevs.

Texas Gabe

2011-10-20 11:10:04 AM

McManus_brothers: batlock666: Robo Beat: Petit_Merdeux: Mais, qui est le père?

C'est François Hollande, j'en suis certain.

Est-il Français ou Hollandais?

Non, c'est "Le fb-".

www.nndb.com

Flip de flap de foin boigin

Jamdug!

2011-10-20 11:22:17 AM

pute kisses like a man

2011-10-20 12:17:19 PM

I'd surrender it

/ sorry, I hate the surrender jok
// remember france is home of charlamagne and napolean. they've had their share of trying to take over the world. basically, it works like this, once your culture tries to take over the world twice, well, you've pretty much used up your culture's allotted military badassness.

Pollexabator

2011-10-20 12:36:11 PM

/only because I haven't seen her on Fark in ages :D

CigaretteSmokingMan

2011-10-20 02:01:44 PM

Fb- was the father.

nonzero

2011-10-20 07:47:29 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: France and "surrender monkey" will always be associated, current acts by the French have no bearing on the meme.

I think it is a meme perpetuated by Americans who don't want to admit that the American War of Independence was won by the French.

006andahalf

2011-10-20 08:39:18 PM

nonzero: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: France and "surrender monkey" will always be associated, current acts by the French have no bearing on the meme.

I think it is a meme perpetuated by Americans who don't want to admit that the American War of Independence was ~~won~~ lost by the ~~French~~ English.

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