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(Deadline) Ironic Minnie Driver signs a talent deal   (deadline.com) divider line 33
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Wanebo [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 08:30:10 PM
That means she once came close enough to talent to touch it with a ink pen.
 
MorrisBird [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 08:30:51 PM
You can buy it?
 
Wanebo [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 08:34:25 PM
MorrisBird: You can buy it?

I think it's like signing someones cast when they break a leg.

Maybe that's where showbiz gets the expression?
 
bow [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 09:14:11 PM
Hahahaha. Talent. Oh boy.
 
ZMugg
2011-10-19 10:44:00 PM
"Minnie Driver signs up to receive a talent transplant deal

FTFM.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 10:48:14 PM
She's being paid 57 pounds of silver?
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 10:55:13 PM
Loved her in Grosse Pointe Blank.
 
shivashakti
2011-10-19 10:56:56 PM
HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES??
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-10-19 10:58:04 PM
Too bad about her looks.
 
Loucifer
2011-10-19 11:02:09 PM
I'd still verb her noun. Adverbilly.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:11:02 PM
She was decent in The Riches . That's about it.
 
usernameguy [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:18:08 PM
She can sign my talent deal any time.

/My talent deal is my penis.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:18:46 PM
As long as she doesn't sing it.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-19 11:24:41 PM
She's the hottest ugly chick in Hollywood.
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:25:12 PM
api.ning.com
 
spacemanjones
2011-10-19 11:41:15 PM
Loucifer: I'd still verb her noun. Adverbilly.

That is adjective.
Well done
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-10-20 12:07:36 AM
With a jaw like that, she looks like she could really take a punch.
 
LDM90
2011-10-20 03:42:42 AM
RIP Diminuitive Motorist
 
SteakMan
2011-10-20 04:52:22 AM
I don't know why, but whenever I read her name I think it is Mimi Rogers.
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FDR Jones
2011-10-20 05:21:24 AM
Minnie Driver is still alive??
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 05:33:34 AM
SteakMan: I don't know why, but whenever I read her name I think it is Mimi Rogers.
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Your_Huckleberry
2011-10-20 05:48:23 AM
ThisNameSux: She's the hottest ugly chick in Hollywood.

I thought she looked pretty decent in Goldeneye.
 
Alphax
2011-10-20 05:57:09 AM
SteakMan: I don't know why, but whenever I read her name I think it is Mimi Rogers.
Full Body Massage (new window)

Heh, I thought of her as well. Was wondering why everyone was so hard on her.
 
Skr
2011-10-20 06:45:47 AM
Saw her in The Riches a few years back, other than that I really hadn't heard anything about her for quite awhile. She seems to go from semi attractive to ugly in a very short window of time, often within the same scene. Hmm it is a bit hard to explain. Certain facial expressions on her are unflattering I guess.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 06:52:08 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Too bad about her looks.

Yeah, she's hideous:

img003.lazygirls.info

/Soft spot for a nice Irish girl
 
Rev. Creflo Baller
2011-10-20 08:06:53 AM
DjangoStonereaver: AverageAmericanGuy: Too bad about her looks.

Yeah, she's hideous:



/Soft spot for a nice Irish girl

Where did Weird Al Yankovic get those hips?!
 
nakedcritic
2011-10-20 10:07:47 AM
What a Mini Driver might look like:

29.media.tumblr.com

/T-O-P-L-E-S-S
//Whoa whoa whoa stop the clock
 
MadMonk
2011-10-20 10:17:02 AM
I like Minnie Driver, she also seems to get better looking with age. I thought she was pretty hot in The Riches.
 
jimmajim
2011-10-20 10:23:06 AM
Holy Jeebus, Ronnie's looking old these days!

Even more shocking: this is his girlfriend (NSFW, PG-13 bordering on R)


/hot
//thread derail
///you're welcome
////bababooey
 
imfallen_angel
2011-10-20 10:31:58 AM
She's one of those that I never understood the appeal.

She's not really attractive, nor actually ugly, she's not really plain either, just hard to define, but the only way she's be considered "hot" would be if she'd be dolled up something fierce or on fire.
 
minnesotaboy
2011-10-20 10:33:05 AM
snl.jt.org

"A toilet!"

/I'll take The Rapist for 200...
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 12:02:39 PM
John Buck 41: Loved her in Grosse Pointe Blank.

She was exceedingly hot in that movie, everywhere else, not so much. I still don't understand it.
 
peterthx
2011-10-20 04:48:24 PM
theorellior: John Buck 41: Loved her in Grosse Pointe Blank.

She was exceedingly hot in that movie, everywhere else, not so much. I still don't understand it.

I prefer the "chubby" Minnie from Circle of Friends where she gained 30 pounds for the role.

s15.allstarpics.net

It's because she lost so much weight makes her look...weird these days.
 
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