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gwydion56

2011-10-19 06:53:08 PM

I assume the cow should be considered armed and dangerous?

/And it may be on the moooooove

Ed Finnerty

2011-10-19 07:02:50 PM

Skyburgers for eveybody!

vossiewulf

2011-10-19 07:19:24 PM

Could have avoided all that fuss and solved his problem much quicker by just whacking it on the pointy end a few times with a hammer.

gwydion56

2011-10-19 07:26:31 PM

vossiewulf: Could have avoided all that fuss and solved his problem much quicker by just whacking it on the pointy end a few times with a hammer.

Sure had that done to me more than once, I tell you.

bighasbeen

2011-10-19 07:55:11 PM

vossiewulf: Could have avoided all that fuss and solved his problem much quicker by just whacking it on the pointy end a few times with a hammer.

www.leftlion.co.uk

Hnah ess loada joonk!

Ender's

2011-10-19 08:20:12 PM

bighasbeen: Hnah ess loada joonk!

I looks live! *kicks*

Gyrfalcon

2011-10-19 09:41:34 PM

And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

skinink

2011-10-19 09:43:01 PM

Where's the beef?

Submitted First With a Better Headline

2011-10-19 09:43:42 PM

Uh. The cow turned into the artillery shell. DUH.

Also:

bighasbeen: www.leftlion.co.uk

Hnah ess loada joonk!

That's two Hot Fuzz references on here in one day. Awesome.

Mountain Doo

2011-10-19 09:46:24 PM

Around here that's what we call live targets. Hit the bullseye in the middle and make is asplode, and yuns win.

bighasbeen

2011-10-19 09:46:49 PM

Ender's: bighasbeen: Hnah ess loada joonk!

I looks live! *kicks*

Submitted First With a Better Headline: That's two Hot Fuzz references on here in one day. Awesome.

I love that movie.

earthworm2.0

2011-10-19 09:48:28 PM

Best headline I've seen in a while +1 would laugh again

Oznog

2011-10-19 09:49:26 PM

vossiewulf: Could have avoided all that fuss and solved his problem much quicker by just whacking it on the pointy end a few times with a hammer.

Send this guy out to do you EOD dirty work.

mmagdalene

2011-10-19 09:49:54 PM

Did this happen in Iowa? If not, I refuse to read about it.

geekbikerskum

2011-10-19 09:50:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

Submitted First With a Better Headline

2011-10-19 09:52:32 PM

geekbikerskum: That would be abominable.

*groan*

.......I still laughed. :(

Hassan Ben Sobr

2011-10-19 09:52:44 PM

So it was a ground round?

libranoelrose

2011-10-19 09:52:51 PM

mmagdalene: Did this happen in Iowa? If not, I refuse to read about it.

Was probably the pig stealer.

Gene Masseth

2011-10-19 09:54:07 PM

geekbikerskum: Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

Unless it went off. Then it's noble.

Allen. The end.

2011-10-19 09:54:30 PM

geekbikerskum: Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

Damn you! Beat me to it!!!

Of course, soon it would have been noble.

CptnSpldng

2011-10-19 09:54:48 PM

"Is that my cow?"

"It goes Ka-Boom!"

"That is not my cow!" ~Sam Vimes

mmagdalene

2011-10-19 09:55:07 PM

libranoelrose: mmagdalene: Did this happen in Iowa? If not, I refuse to read about it.

Was probably the pig stealer.

Probably has a purty mouth.

djh0101010

2011-10-19 09:56:29 PM

geekbikerskum: Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

"Abdominal", I think you mean?

ironrat

2011-10-19 09:59:24 PM

mmagdalene: Did this happen in Iowa? If not, I refuse to read about it.

Did the headline mention corn?

libranoelrose

2011-10-19 09:59:38 PM

mmagdalene: libranoelrose: mmagdalene: Did this happen in Iowa? If not, I refuse to read about it.

Was probably the pig stealer.

Probably has a purty mouth.

Squealer.

Virulency

2011-10-19 10:02:42 PM

djh0101010: geekbikerskum: Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

"Abdominal", I think you mean?

Abombinacow you say?

Commissioner for Oaths

2011-10-19 10:08:33 PM

Fetchez la vache!

Kar98

2011-10-19 10:10:46 PM

CptnSpldng: "Is that my cow?"

"It goes Ka-Boom!"

"That is not my cow!" ~Sam Vimes

I don't like you.

/THUD!

cyberspacedout

2011-10-19 10:16:18 PM

Reminds me, I once toured a cathedral in Budapest where an unexploded shell from WWII was found later that year.

/cool story bro
//that place was the bomb

LordOfThePings

2011-10-19 10:21:04 PM

NutWrench

2011-10-19 10:33:00 PM

djh0101010: geekbikerskum: Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

"Abdominal", I think you mean?

a bomb in a bull. ;)

Skyrmion

2011-10-19 10:41:53 PM

Anyone up for a rousing game of "Unexploded Cow"?

djh0101010

2011-10-19 10:42:19 PM

NutWrench: djh0101010: geekbikerskum: Gyrfalcon: And here I was hoping the artillery shell was inside the cow...

That would be abominable.

"Abdominal", I think you mean?

a bomb in a bull. ;)

Ah, thanks for steering me towards the intent of the joke.

jtown

2011-10-19 10:53:22 PM

For some reason, that story made me think of this.

www.spikednation.com

LaughingRadish

2011-10-19 11:30:41 PM

Commissioner for Oaths: Fetchez la vache!

quoi?

JosephFinn

2011-10-19 11:43:12 PM

Active? That's some fine engineering. Reminds me of a few years back when some workers found a V2 warhead in London and it started ticking while the bomb guys were working on it.

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-10-19 11:47:32 PM

Explain to me why were we shelling Oregon in WW2? DId the Germans go there after Pearl Harbor?

Great Janitor

2011-10-19 11:52:15 PM

Mmmmm...bbq steaks...

Oldiron_79

2011-10-19 11:53:24 PM

Commissioner for Oaths: Fetchez la vache!

Perhaps if we built a wooden badger.....

Gyrfalcon

2011-10-20 12:45:03 AM

gozar_the_destroyer

2011-10-20 01:12:25 AM

(Artist's rendering of the missing cow before it spontaneously became a pre-WWII shell.)

geekbikerskum

2011-10-20 01:59:12 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 283x283]

(Artist's rendering of the missing cow before it spontaneously became a pre-WWII shell.)

That must be one of those "spherical cows" I learned about in Physics class. Suspended from an infinitely thin wire, with negligible air resistance and zero coefficient of friction.

Kesrick

2011-10-20 02:20:10 AM

Dadoody

2011-10-20 03:04:30 AM

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libranoelrose

2011-10-20 04:17:21 AM

Kesrick: [i1109.photobucket.com image 500x431]

/funn3h kitt3h is funn3h

libranoelrose

2011-10-20 04:17:58 AM

jtown: For some reason, that story made me think of this.

[www.spikednation.com image 480x360]

moo

Oznog

2011-10-20 05:33:44 AM

JosephFinn: Active? That's some fine engineering. Reminds me of a few years back when some workers found a V2 warhead in London and it started ticking while the bomb guys were working on it.

www.hazlet.org

DjangoStonereaver

2011-10-20 07:40:25 AM

2 HOL candidates in a single day. Must be some sort of record.

Fubegra

2011-10-20 11:03:16 AM

geekbikerskum: That must be one of those "spherical cows" I learned about in Physics class. Suspended from an infinitely thin wire, with negligible air resistance and zero coefficient of friction.

Don't forget the uniform density...

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