Who squealed to the pigs?

/or somethin'

I would do anything for bacon, but I won't do that.

as an Iowan who lives near Hog Thief Bend I approve of this

I wrote a story once about stealing that would fit here, but I won't give it to you for nothing.

What will you give me?

Nothing?

Omahawg: as an Iowan who lives near Hog Thief Bend I approve of this

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Obvious troll is obvious

skinink: Omahawg: as an Iowan who lives near Hog Thief Bend I approve of this

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Tastes like human, San Francisco cock$ucker.

Gotta gets that bacon, man.

10 years ago we had Steve jobs, bob hope, and johnny cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.

Kevin Bacon, please don't die......

*shakes fist*

Rufus Lee King: [familyguycutaways.com image 640x426]

Good Behavior Day: [static.tvfanatic.com image 278x158]

So...

You guys are blowing each other right now, right?

Amirite?

;)

I believe it's a movie quote.

oops

No jury in the world....

Apparently there's a market for hot bacon.

FTFA: The Globe Gazette in Mason City says John Arndt, of Hayfield, Minn., was taken into custody on Tuesday in Minnesota.

John, John, the piper's son,
Stole a pig and away he run.
Pig got eat,
John got beat,
And John went crying down the street.

Let's not overlook the fact that he lives near Austin, MN home of the SPAM museum! (The porklike, quasi-foodstuff, not the other objectionable material---the one you find in your email box.)

Both of my parents are from bum-fark little cow towns in Minnesota. Trust me, this is the biggest news event EVER to happen south of Minneapolis!

"Do you know what nemesis means...?"

Not amused at the shenanigans.

Rufus Lee King: [familyguycutaways.com image 640x426]

You got a picture of Peter Griffin with a pig... but no Homer Simpson with Spiderpig?
I am disappointed.

"Little pig, Little pig let me in. Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in! "

skinink: Omahawg: as an Iowan who lives near Hog Thief Bend I approve of this

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.



Approves of this rant.

skinink: Omahawg: as an Iowan who lives near Hog Thief Bend I approve of this

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Really?

You die on the mountain of starvation.

Me?

I'm an omnivore.

You die on the mountain?

I eat you.

shiat and all.

;)