'ghost ship' is almost an anagram of 'goth piss'.

White people's problems.

Are you kidding? That things looks terrifying! There was a sheet on a bench. You can't get more supernatural than that.



Oooooh! It's very scary.

one of the best Halloween parties ever was on the old 'Tiki-Boat' in Newport Harbor exactly 30 years ago.
the beast was haunted with way more scantily clad babes than guys. loads of kittens, maids & bunnies!!!

Fail to shiver me timbers.

If you want horrible, find a "Hell House" this time of year.

If every guest who sampled the buffet crapped out their intestines with raging Norwalk virus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwalk_virusinbetween now and Hallowe'en...well, that would be kinda gruesome.

They must have blown all of their money on the graphic artist who made the flier. And cocaine and hookers.

It could be worse:

I once saw two guys kissing in a park, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I saw the Kozy FM Halloween Haunt.

Sumatra: C'mon, that doesn't sound so bad for $59 (new window)

Actually, it does sound pretty bad. It's almost a dollar a minute to be insulted. Maybe it was a rehash of that Monty Python skit and they got on the wrong boat by mistake.

I will however start following the blog!

Look, the only thing you are going to be haunted by in Newport Beach is the ghost of horrible boob jobs gone bad and the return of frat house herpes.

Mugato: DarkSoulNoHope: If you want horrible, find a "Hell House" this time of year.

Is that were the churches hold haunted houses with gays and drug addicts and baby killers as the monsters?

I think those churches are going to be too busy celebrating Jesus-ween this year

That review is just flat out wrong. I was on that same ship last October and I still have farking nightmares. Scariest god damn day of my life.

Oh they aren't using it for weddings this year? Should have rtfa.

// Really did get married last year.
/// Pretty sure it was on that ship.
//// Slashy first anniversary honey!!! 10/23

RexTalionis: Looks like their poster designer really liked Bioshock.

A spooky cruise inspired by Bioshock...that would be cool. Too bad they blew it.

Mugato: Is that were the churches hold haunted houses with gays and drug addicts and baby killers as the monsters?

Those be the ones Mugato, I am trying to find one in Jersey to attend just to see how silly it is.

La Haunted Hayride? Isnt it "El Haunted Hayride"?

And then they had some old lady drop a necklace into the ocean.

Frankly, that didn't make any less sense than anything else that evening.

RexTalionis: Looks like their poster designer really liked Bioshock.

We're done here. Someone get the lights on the way out.

Scary for Newport Beach would be:

Your daughter's pregnancy test being positive and the father a black guy
Indictment for fraud.
Your illegal immigrant gardener falling and breaking his hip on your marble floor.

Sorry, but after a few decades of movies with Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, zombies, ghosts, vampires, and Alec Baldwin, it's gonna take a lot more than some lame Halloween haunted house to scare me.

Von_Ruff: poe_zlaw: [www.i-mockery.com image 361x500]

La Haunted Hayride? Isnt it "El Haunted Hayride"?

No, it's LA, as in 'Louisiana'.

Nope, it's LA, as in Los Angeles

Meh. I've seen smelled worse

If it's all the same with you, misspellmitter, I'll look no farther.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Scary for Newport Beach would be:

Your daughter's pregnancy test being positive and the father a black guy
Indictment for fraud.
Your illegal immigrant gardener falling and breaking his hip on your marble floor.

QFT. Maybe also locking your yappy dog inside your Bentley at yoga class, or your plastic surgeon being out of town so you miss your monthly botox appointment.

Little.Alex: Oooooh! It's very scary.

Ah, Count Floyd!!

If you don't use your glasses, you'll only see it in...one-half D!

fark orange county!

/except the northern parts

drewogatory: Britney Spear's Speculum: Scary for Newport Beach would be:

Your daughter's pregnancy test being positive and the father a black guy
Indictment for fraud.
Your illegal immigrant gardener falling and breaking his hip on your marble floor.

QFT. Maybe also locking your yappy dog inside your Bentley at yoga classA no dog allowed sign, or your plastic surgeon being out of town so you miss your monthly botox appointment.


I like the last one. Too true.

Britney Spear's Speculum: drewogatory: Britney Spear's Speculum: Scary for Newport Beach would be:

Your daughter's pregnancy test being positive and the father a black guy
Indictment for fraud.
Your illegal immigrant gardener falling and breaking his hip on your marble floor.

QFT. Maybe also locking your yappy dog inside your Bentley at yoga classA no dog allowed sign, or your plastic surgeon being out of town so you miss your monthly botox appointment.


I like the last one. Too true.


oooh, don't forget "using cash"

Von_Ruff: Tosches: Von_Ruff: poe_zlaw: [www.i-mockery.com image 361x500]

La Haunted Hayride? Isnt it "El Haunted Hayride"?

No, it's LA, as in 'Louisiana'.

Nope, it's LA, as in Los Angeles

Doubt it. Los Angeles is nowhere near Louisiana.

Know how you can tell it's in LA (besides the map and such)? THIS FTFWebsite:


"GHOST SHIP IS FUR FREE - persons wearing fur coats, scarves, hats, etc will not be admitted"

ARRRRGH, their FB page suxxors and has 'found' a lot of commercial artwork.

All the photos they used, that amazed patrons, come from other sites. Most are swiped from wallpaper sites or PhotoBucket accounts. I wonder if the ones that made the photoshops were notified...
I doubt Amazon and HBO were notified, though.
Here are the comments I left on the FB page.

1)This scary nurse will not be on board, she IS available to purchase at several Desktop Wallpaper websites. Here is one you can downloaded for free, though. Link (new window)

2)This picture was created in 2010 by scary jesus on deviantart.com. As this is Photoshopped, I doubt she will be any where real. Please note, the Ghost Ship does not say she would be on board. Link (new window)

3)'Let Me Out' is a desktop wallpaper that is not part of the Ghost Ship experience, and may be found at Link (new window)

4)Christopher, this disturbing picture is not part of the Ghost Ship experience. She is a logo from this web site. Link (new window)

5)Evil Clown is a free picture online from Link (new window)

6)Monica, if you love it this much, it may be downloaded from this web site. Link (new window)

7)This picture should be taken down as it is an actual ad for an HBO series called True Blood.
Link (new window)

8)Dear Ghost Ship, if you would like this picture in a large format and one that doesn't have that pesky logo in yellow, try this free one and leave a thank you to the creator / author. I'm sure he wouldn't mind you using his art to make some money.
Link (new window)

8)Buy it on Amazon where this pic is hosted. Link (new window)

A lot of these should be pulled as this is a commercial enterprise.

My fave was Scary Jesus' - Tooth Fairy.

cygnusx13: "GHOST SHIP IS FUR FREE - persons wearing fur coats, scarves, hats, etc will not be admitted"

I would LOVE to see this ad run in the rural South.

"hey lookit, it's fur FREE! Less awe go down err in git in fur FREE! Aw, hell yeah!"

DarkSoulNoHope: If you want horrible, find a "Hell House" this time of year.

Mugato: Is that were the churches hold haunted houses with gays and drug addicts and baby killers as the monsters?

Yep (new window).

Pootums: ARRRRGH, their FB page suxxors and has 'found' a lot of commercial artwork.

All the photos they used, that amazed patrons, come from other sites. Most are swiped from wallpaper sites or PhotoBucket accounts. I wonder if the ones that made the photoshops were notified...
I doubt Amazon and HBO were notified, though.
Here are the comments I left on the FB page.

1)This scary nurse will not be on board, she IS available to purchase at several Desktop Wallpaper websites. Here is one you can downloaded for free, though. Link (new window)

2)This picture was created in 2010 by scary jesus on deviantart.com. As this is Photoshopped, I doubt she will be any where real. Please note, the Ghost Ship does not say she would be on board. Link (new window)

3)'Let Me Out' is a desktop wallpaper that is not part of the Ghost Ship experience, and may be found at Link (new window)

4)Christopher, this disturbing picture is not part of the Ghost Ship experience. She is a logo from this web site. Link (new window)

5)Evil Clown is a free picture online from Link (new window)

6)Monica, if you love it this much, it may be downloaded from this web site. Link (new window)

7)This picture should be taken down as it is an actual ad for an HBO series called True Blood.
Link (new window)

8)Dear Ghost Ship, if you would like this picture in a large format and one that doesn't have that pesky logo in yellow, try this free one and leave a thank you to the creator / author. I'm sure he wouldn't mind you using his art to make some money.
Link (new window)

8)Buy it on Amazon where this pic is hosted. Link (new window)

A lot of these should be pulled as this is a commercial enterprise.

My fave was Scary Jesus' - Tooth Fairy.

Pure ownage, Spradlin.