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(Daily Stab) Spiffy Reese Witherspoon has a crush on Jennifer Aniston. I guess she hasn't met Angelina Jolie just yet   (dailystab.com) divider line 40
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 01:59:14 PM
i522.photobucket.com
 
MayoSlather
2011-10-19 02:01:26 PM
FTA: "You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do!"

This would be hot if they could manage to maneuver around each other's chins to actually lock lips.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:15:31 PM
In other news, Reese Whitherspoon struggles to remain some semblance of relevancy
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:21:05 PM
Shiat. Be. Cold
 
bunner
2011-10-19 02:38:22 PM
You know what? College/celebrity/pop star lesbians tongue f*cking on TeeVee just ain't all that.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:46:29 PM
bunner: You know what? College/celebrity/pop star lesbians tongue f*cking on TeeVee just ain't all that.

Hey now...

If they were actually tongue farking each other, that would be nice.

But kissing? Who cares? I can see younger porn stars that look like the celebrities in question fist farking each other on the internet.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:48:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard: But kissing? Who cares? I can see younger porn stars that look like the celebrities in question fist farking each other on the internet.

If I ever get so jaded that watching two pretty girls kiss each other gets boring, please shoot me.
 
Burninate [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 03:00:17 PM
Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x230]

I clicked on this link to specifically post that picture. I'm so happy it was the very Weeners.
 
Calmamity [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 04:38:20 PM
... so to speak.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 05:36:23 PM
So, what movie does she have coming out?
 
furiousidiot
2011-10-19 05:42:28 PM
I would pay to watch this if it was just the three of us.
 
Uncle Pooky
2011-10-19 05:48:08 PM
Burninate: Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 400x230]

I clicked on this link to specifically post that picture. I'm so happy it was the very Weeners.

Weener.
 
wax_on
2011-10-19 05:57:33 PM
That's cold subby. COLD...

/maybe it's hot? I don't know.
 
Malachilenomade
2011-10-19 06:15:39 PM
If I had to chose between Aniston and Jolie, I'd go Aniston... Jolie is good looking and all, but I don't think she's the perfect 10 uber-goddess that everyone seems to think she is.
 
OldRod
2011-10-19 06:24:32 PM
wax_on: That's cold subby. COLD...

/maybe it's hot? I don't know.

I'm picturing it in my mind... it's hot. Oh so very hot!
 
jottinger
2011-10-19 06:26:12 PM
The 1 to 10 scale for beauty is inversely proportional to the 1 to 10 scale for how awesome she is in bed.

Ugly chicks are more willing to do more to please you. Aniston, though far from ugly, is the better option.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 06:40:28 PM
GAT_00: So, what movie does she have coming out?

I was wondering that myself. Are supposedly shocking confessions now a mandatory part of film promotions?
 
Cyno01 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 06:49:54 PM
That was mean subby,

/but i still lold
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 07:37:02 PM
That was a riveting article; equally well-written and informative. Pulitzers will be rolling in any day now.
 
darkjezter
2011-10-19 07:41:43 PM
jottinger: The 1 to 10 scale for beauty is inversely proportional to the 1 to 10 scale for how awesome she is in bed.

Ugly chicks are more willing to do more to please you. Aniston, though far from ugly, is the better option.

That's not always true; there are hot women who are also great in the sack. But they also tend to be crazy.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-10-19 08:02:00 PM
Hey, ten years ago just called. It doesn't care either.
 
Pancoaifo
2011-10-19 08:13:50 PM
Malachilenomade: If I had to chose between Aniston and Jolie, I'd go Aniston... Jolie is good looking and all, but I don't think she's the perfect 10 uber-goddess that everyone seems to think she is.

These days, Jolie looks like a Dachau trustee who had her bread ration stolen by others.

At least Aniston settled into the average-to-cute bracket.
 
pottie
2011-10-19 09:03:22 PM
Malachilenomade: If I had to chose between Aniston and Jolie, I'd go Aniston... Jolie is good looking and all, but I don't think she's the perfect 10 uber-goddess that everyone seems to think she is.

The ink spoils it for me

Aniston all the way
 
Knara
2011-10-19 09:30:22 PM
pottie: Malachilenomade: If I had to chose between Aniston and Jolie, I'd go Aniston... Jolie is good looking and all, but I don't think she's the perfect 10 uber-goddess that everyone seems to think she is.

The ink spoils it for me

Aniston all the way

Don't so much mind that.

I'd just be afraid that on any given trip out of state she'd return with another baby from a 3rd world country.
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-10-19 09:31:15 PM
I'd bet that even Brad Pitt's d*ck doesn't care about Resse Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie anymore.
 
gbv23
2011-10-19 09:44:24 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: I'd bet that even Brad Pitt's d*ck doesn't care about Resse Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie anymore.

Well, mine sure as hell ain't! --haw haw
 
rev. dave
2011-10-19 09:58:35 PM
No she picked the correct hot actress to have a crush on. If this is for real, then I like both of them a hell of a lot more than I used to.
 
rev. dave
2011-10-19 09:59:59 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: I'd bet that even Brad Pitt's d*ck doesn't care about Resse Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie anymore.

He probably gets off on his own reflection in the mirror.
 
jaytkay
2011-10-19 10:19:28 PM
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Elvis Da King
2011-10-19 10:21:31 PM
Malachilenomade: If I had to chose between Aniston and Jolie, I'd go Aniston... Jolie is good looking and all, but I don't think she's the perfect 10 uber-goddess that everyone seems to think she is.

I'd chose to be between them.
 
booksmart
2011-10-19 10:38:20 PM
[I'mfinewiththis.jpg]
 
GavinTheAlmighty
2011-10-19 10:54:57 PM
Until I actually see her bumping doughnuts with Jennifer Aniston, I couldn't possibly care less.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:32:58 PM
I don't care how old they are. They're all still hot.

And they all have lots of money. Do want.
 
sn82 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:56:21 PM
MayoSlather: FTA: "You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do!"

This would be hot if they could manage to maneuver around each other's chins to actually lock lips.

This has been the best post I've seen in awhile.

+1
 
urban.derelict
2011-10-20 03:35:11 AM
Angelina Jolie's pussy has fangs.

/that's all I remember
 
DrBenway [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 06:56:44 AM
jottinger: The 1 to 10 scale for beauty is inversely proportional to the 1 to 10 scale for how awesome she is in bed.

You're doing it wrong.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-20 08:24:13 AM
R.A.Danny: FirstNationalBastard: But kissing? Who cares? I can see younger porn stars that look like the celebrities in question fist farking each other on the internet.

If I ever get so jaded that watching two pretty girls kiss each other gets boring, please shoot me.

Word.
 
Sofa King Smart
2011-10-20 12:29:57 PM
you know how girls usually have that one friend that they go out with because it makes them look prettier... well Reese's chin looks almost normal when she hangs out with Jennifer.
 
blogwiz
2011-10-20 04:05:57 PM
Oh what a video that would be if you could catch them having hot lesbian sex with each other, I wonder who moans the loudest. I would love to be the meat in that sandwich if you know what I mean.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-10-22 02:25:29 PM
I would be happy being the cotton balls between their toes.
 
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