Giveashiat trifecta now in play.

"She is supposed to be an actress, from what I hear."

I love this judge.

Yes, but will she show the tuna casserole?

She just needs to give into the AIDS and die off already.

Deputies just cuffed her up and took her away. Her attorney asked if she could wait in the adjacent holding cell while bail was processed. Judge said it was up to the Sheriff's Dept. as she doesn't tell them what to do with the prisoners.

Judge was PISSED at LL. It was amusing to watch.

you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

Throw that coont in jail already. What. The. Fark?

trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

How about this: put her in a room with 10 kilos of blow and let her off herself.

Too much farking money is wasted on this twat.

trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

There is a natural presumption that people who attain celebrity on purpose should logically have more self control since they are under the public spotlight.

Be careful what you wish for if you do not.

She wants attention, now she's got it.

Haven't you ever read "The Monkey's Paw", or gone through any "three wishes" scenarios?

smouffle: trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

And this isn't a case of a defenseless, innocent person being harrassed and bullied. She's had many more chances to correct her horrible behavior than most would simply because she is a known name.

smouffle: trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

Not only that, Celebrities think because of their "so called staus", they can do whatever the hell they want and they are above normal Citzens because they can afford lawyers that know how to Manipulate the legal system. Go to Jail you overpaid rich biatch!

Why is this news? Oh, I get it! It's to keep the population occupied while the military moves men and material into key positions to be ready for the economic collapse scheduled for Halloween.

trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

I respect justice being served. This person has repeatedly violated the law, violated terms of probation, lied and generally blew off the court orders. It is comforting to see, in spite of her "celebrity" status, that she is being treated as any of us would. She has been given opportunity after opportunity after opportunity to make things right, yet she fails. I don't think the failure is due to her being dumb but rather her attitude toward the situations she gets herself in.

trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

Sometimes, the truth hurts. When you fark up to the point where you're getting repeatedly drug into court, it might be time to tell some unpleasant truth. If other people find this amusing, so be it. Consider it the modern equivalent of being placed in public stocks. Since Lohan appears to have a get-out-of-jail free card, this is the best we as a society can do.

smouffle: trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities gays, emo kids, F.O.Bs, _______aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

thats what we are teaching our kids

Ed Finnerty: I would happily play Spelunker with any of her holes.

I would be happy to spelunker one of her armpits as long as she was topless as I did it.

Matthew Keene

The "Powers That Be" schedule those now?

Maybe this judge doesn't want to look like an asshat for letting another celeb walk... again. It would be a nice change of pace.

Lohan has done nothing but flip the court system the middle finger since her problems started, yet for some reason the judge gave her about 5-6 more chances than anyone else would have gotten. Even a male celeb would have been sent back to jail by now.

I wonder if the bracelets she's now wearing match that necklace she borrowed.

The cuffing, for your schadenfreude pleasure. (new window)

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\I'll just leave this here...

I would hump every woman in that picture. Yes, even the milk whore.

Matthew Keene: Why is this news? Oh, I get it! It's to keep the population occupied while the military moves men and material into key positions to be ready for the economic collapse scheduled for Halloween.

Does this mean no candy?

trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

You want a list? It'd be shorter to give a list of what isn't wrong with us as a society.

/namely, we make good cheese and good booze

Matthew Keene: Why is this news? Oh, I get it! It's to keep the population occupied while the military moves men and material into key positions to be ready for the economic collapse scheduled for Halloween.

I thought it was scheduled for Chrimmus!

Ed Finnerty: I would happily play Spelunker with any of her holes.







She's all yours.

trouzourt: smouffle: trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities gays, emo kids, F.O.Bs, _______aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

thats what we are teaching our kids

Doesn't matter how much white-knighting you do. Lindsay Lohan won't sleep with you unless you've got coke.

trouzourt: smouffle: trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities gays, emo kids, F.O.Bs, _______aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

thats what we are teaching our kids

Why the fark are you letting your kids watch anything to do with TMZ or the Lohans?

What a fickle crowd; first you can hardly wait for her to grow up so your lust won't be so creepy, and then when she train wrecks, the love is gone and the wolves attack.

god, I love Fark

Surool: Maybe this judge doesn't want to look like an asshat for letting another celeb walk... again. It would be a nice change of pace.

Lohan has done nothing but flip the court system the middle finger since her problems started, yet for some reason the judge gave her about 5-6 more chances than anyone else would have gotten. Even a male celeb would have been sent back to jail by now.

It was evident in the first 5 minutes that LL wouldn't be walking away this time. Judge let the defense atty have her say, which the judge refuted most of. Then threw in snide comments throughout the entire hearing (they were great!) LL and team knew she would be arrested otherwise they wouldn't have brought a bail bondsman with them.

This judge said enough is enough. Any bets on the upcoming hearing? Will LL be sent to the county jail to serve the rest of her sentence?

McTeague: Ed Finnerty: I would happily play Spelunker with any of her holes.

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She's all yours.

Have her cleaned and brought to my private study...

hocho064: Matthew Keene: Why is this news? Oh, I get it! It's to keep the population occupied while the military moves men and material into key positions to be ready for the economic collapse scheduled for Halloween.

Does this mean no candy?

I argued, on another forum, with an older gentlemen who assured me I was quite naive in my skepticism of his rock-solid assertion that "all this will end in Marshall[sic] law".

I had no idea the time-table was set for Halloween, however.

/gotta reschedule some stuff, brb

trouzourt: smouffle: trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb...

im just asking WTF is wrong with us?

celebrities gays, emo kids, F.O.Bs, _______aren't people. they don't have feelings. duh.

thats what we are teaching our kids

i'm not teaching my kids that. because i don't have any.

either way, i don't see how she gets tied in with the whole bullying in school argument. she is a grown woman. older then me even. she is suppose to be setting an example because she is a celebrity and that is one of the many things that comes along with getting a ton of money for not doing a damn thing.

instead she gets out of situations because she has money and is a celebrity. if you or me or your mom did all the things she has done we'd be in jail, and in really terrible movies, and it would be sad for everyone.

i think i good example would be set for children if she was sent to jail and made to stay there instead of getting out after twenty minutes and 100k. take responsibility for your actions. isn't that what you're supposed to teach your damn kids?

McTeague: Ed Finnerty: I would happily play Spelunker with any of her holes.

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She's all yours.

Those teeff looked methed up. Jus sayin'.

boobsrgood: Is this an American Idol contestant or something?

No, nowhere near that important.

I Google Earth'ed "Downtown Women's Center Los Angeles" and got mugged.

styckx: CaptSS: Deputies just cuffed her up and took her away. Her attorney asked if she could wait in the adjacent holding cell while bail was processed. Judge said it was up to the Sheriff's Dept. as she doesn't tell them what to do with the prisoners.

Judge was PISSED at LL. It was amusing to watch.

It really was.. The judge was awesome and Holley's stuttery scampering for excuses was hilarious.

It was also hilarious when the judge mocked how jail time in California is a complete joke and asked the sheriffs there to confirm how it's a joke.

I can't share your mirth. Judges are supposed to be impartial arbiters of the law who do not let their emotions guide their decisions.

That's not saying Lohan doesn't deserve punishment for repeatedly violating parole and court orders.

Knara: hocho064: Matthew Keene: Why is this news? Oh, I get it! It's to keep the population occupied while the military moves men and material into key positions to be ready for the economic collapse scheduled for Halloween.

Does this mean no candy?

I argued, on another forum, with an older gentlemen who assured me I was quite naive in my skepticism of his rock-solid assertion that "all this will end in Marshall[sic] law".

I had no idea the time-table was set for Halloween, however.

/gotta reschedule some stuff, brb

Mind if I ask what forum?

trouzourt: you know we as a society biatch about bullying and whine when some kid kills himself/herself or goes postal after being bullied for a while. Yet we watch TMZ, and laugh at poor bastards who are being made fun of, who are told that they are worthless and can't do anything right, who are told they are dumb... im just asking WTF is wrong with us?
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She's not being bullied. She's a goddamn idiot.