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(Showbiz Spy) Amusing When no one was looking, Bryce Dallas Howard ate forty pies. She ate 40 pies. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible   (showbizspy.com) divider line 56
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2011-10-19 02:04:32 PM
"I was asked to gain 15lbs for this movie," said the mom-to-be.

I will never understand why women with crippling postpartum depression want to have more kids. Maybe I'm crazy, but when something makes me feel like shiat, I tend to avoid it in the future. Read her wiki page if you don't know what I'm talking about.
 
2011-10-19 02:09:18 PM
Sybarite: "I was asked to gain 15lbs for this movie," said the mom-to-be.

I will never understand why women with crippling postpartum depression want to have more kids. Maybe I'm crazy, but when something makes me feel like shiat, I tend to avoid it in the future. Read her wiki page if you don't know what I'm talking about.


I say this knowing nothing about PPD, but it seems plausible to me that (i) when all is said and done they realize that the child is worth it and (ii) maybe they think having been through it once they know how to handle it if it happens again.
 
2011-10-19 02:22:30 PM
DamnYankees: I say this knowing nothing about PPD, but it seems plausible to me that (i) when all is said and done they realize that the child is worth it and (ii) maybe they think having been through it once they know how to handle it if it happens again.

From the Wiki page on Maternity Blues (which is distinct from the more-serious PPD)-

"After the placenta is delivered, the placental "hormone factory" shuts down causing radical changes in hormone levels, and the woman can suffer symptoms due to withdrawal from the high pregnancy levels of estrogen, progesterone and endorphins. Combined with this shift in hormone levels is the physical, mental and emotional exhaustion - as well as sleep deprivation typical of parenting a newborn. All of these factors contribute to the condition.

It can also be normal for the ovaries (having been virtually inactive for the last six months of the pregnancy) to take a number of weeks to return to producing normal pre-pregnancy hormone levels."

That's the most interesting thing I've read today.

"Symptoms

Weepiness and bursting into tears.
Sudden mood swings.
Anxious and hypersensitive to criticism.
Low spirits and irritability.
Poor concentration and indecisiveness.

Feeling 'unbonded' with baby.
Restless insomnia."

How did they possibly isolate these?
 
2011-10-19 02:26:34 PM
Sybarite: "I was asked to gain 15lbs for this movie," said the mom-to-be.

I will never understand why women with crippling postpartum depression want to have more kids. Maybe I'm crazy, but when something makes me feel like shiat, I tend to avoid it in the future. Read her wiki page if you don't know what I'm talking about.


Who cares? I want to know what kind of pies she ate.
 
2011-10-19 02:30:51 PM
You know who else was a natural redhead that had 40 baked goods, that was terrible?
 
2011-10-19 02:43:50 PM
youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com
 
2011-10-19 04:07:46 PM
FirstNationalBastard: You know who else was a natural redhead that had 40 baked goods, that was terrible?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-19 04:24:36 PM
My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks.
 
2011-10-19 04:26:00 PM
Jingle Strangle: My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks.

In a row?
 
2011-10-19 04:26:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard: You know who else was a natural redhead that had 40 baked goods, that was terrible?

scm-l3.technorati.com
 
2011-10-19 04:35:11 PM
Meh.

Let me know when she eats 50 hard boiled eggs.
 
2011-10-19 04:35:38 PM
cdn.showbizspy.com =/= brycedallashoward.fansiter.com

/you're welcome
 
2011-10-19 04:36:44 PM
OldRod: Jingle Strangle: My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks.

In a row?


At once.
 
2011-10-19 04:37:11 PM
Sybarite: "I was asked to gain 15lbs for this movie," said the mom-to-be.

I will never understand why women with crippling postpartum depression want to have more kids. Maybe I'm crazy, but when something makes me feel like shiat, I tend to avoid it in the future. Read her wiki page if you don't know what I'm talking about.


The biological urge is strong. think about it: Having children makes no rational sense. They suck up your time and your energy and your financial resources and give nothing back except an intangible sense of fulfillment and purpose. Not to mention the excruciating physical agony of labor, for the woman. Yet we keep pumping them out. The urge to keep the species going is more powerful than we can conceive of.
 
2011-10-19 04:37:50 PM
kingoomieiii: DamnYankees: I say this knowing nothing about PPD, but it seems plausible to me that (i) when all is said and done they realize that the child is worth it and (ii) maybe they think having been through it once they know how to handle it if it happens again.

From the Wiki page on Maternity Blues (which is distinct from the more-serious PPD)-

"After the placenta is delivered, the placental "hormone factory" shuts down causing radical changes in hormone levels, and the woman can suffer symptoms due to withdrawal from the high pregnancy levels of estrogen, progesterone and endorphins. Combined with this shift in hormone levels is the physical, mental and emotional exhaustion - as well as sleep deprivation typical of parenting a newborn. All of these factors contribute to the condition.

It can also be normal for the ovaries (having been virtually inactive for the last six months of the pregnancy) to take a number of weeks to return to producing normal pre-pregnancy hormone levels."

That's the most interesting thing I've read today.

"Symptoms

Weepiness and bursting into tears.
Sudden mood swings.
Anxious and hypersensitive to criticism.
Low spirits and irritability.
Poor concentration and indecisiveness.
Feeling 'unbonded' with baby.
Restless insomnia."

How did they possibly isolate these?


My wife had the baby blues for the first few weeks after the baby was born. It's like super-duper depression. She had no self-confidence. She got angry at the baby. She was really sensitive. We were really glad to have many wonderful friends and family helping her through it. After a few weeks it just cleared up. It's like she woke up one morning and had her shiat together.
 
2011-10-19 04:42:34 PM
Sybarite: "I was asked to gain 15lbs for this movie," said the mom-to-be.

I will never understand why women with crippling postpartum depression want to have more kids. Maybe I'm crazy, but when something makes me feel like shiat, I tend to avoid it in the future. Read her wiki page if you don't know what I'm talking about.


Silly--don't you know that all women are supposed to LUUUUUV having babies and LUUUUUV being mommies? If we don't, well, we're given drugs and therapy until we're in the right mindset again to breed again, because it's terrible not to have more than one child! All better now!

/see also Shields, Brooke for this phenomenon
 
2011-10-19 04:44:26 PM
SERIOUSLY WTF IS UP WITH THE PIC?
 
2011-10-19 04:48:18 PM
She was about 4 months pregnant when she made Spider-Man 3, and I thought she was lovely. Never underestimate the power of that glow and pregnancy bewbs.
 
2011-10-19 04:49:05 PM
ZeroCorpse: OldRod: Jingle Strangle: My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks.

In a row?

At once.


the magic number is 37 gentlemen. ("up to AND including me!")... that's why the number on the View Askew Vulgarian's Hockey Jersey is 37
 
2011-10-19 04:51:06 PM
Marisyana:
/see also Shields, Brooke for this phenomenon


TOM CRUISE: All it does is mask the problem, Matt. And if you understand the history of it, it masks the problem. That's what it does. That's all it does. You're not getting to the reason why. There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.
 
2011-10-19 04:56:59 PM
gunga galunga: Meh.

Let me know when she eats 50 hard boiled eggs.


No man can eat fifty eggs.
 
2011-10-19 05:14:16 PM
Jingle Strangle: gunga galunga: Meh.

Let me know when she eats 50 hard boiled eggs.

No man can eat fifty eggs.


You just said he could eat anything.
 
2011-10-19 05:17:56 PM
hottest Gwen Stacy evar

www.moviefilmreview.com
 
2011-10-19 05:24:52 PM
said the mom-to-be

If she has kids she is already a mom, just because she's preggo again doesn't make her a mom-to-be again.

That said, would hit so very very hard.
 
2011-10-19 05:26:31 PM
PPD thread? Really?
 
2011-10-19 05:30:44 PM
*looks at pic in article*

O_O

Who let her go to Suzanne Somer's plastic surgeon?

/likes to remember her circa-The Village
 
2011-10-19 05:32:06 PM
Kiler:

That said, would hit so very very hard.


Yeah, but it would kill your erection to think that she sprang from Ron Howard's sweaty ginger ballsack.
 
2011-10-19 05:44:03 PM
I would not care.

\she's hot
\\the carpet matches
\\\giggity giggity
 
2011-10-19 05:45:51 PM
Sweaty ginger ballsack is the name of my band from high school.
 
2011-10-19 05:59:37 PM
Meh, her soulless eyes freak me out.
 
2011-10-19 06:13:43 PM
Really?

I'm the first?

cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com

I will never tire of that image
 
2011-10-19 06:16:54 PM
nakedcritic: Really?

I'm the first?

[cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com image 500x330]

I will never tire of that image



dude...I was waiting for the start of a redhead thread...
 
2011-10-19 06:19:21 PM
Didn't they retcon the pie stealing into the Superman comics?
 
2011-10-19 06:29:39 PM
WTF is "forty" supposed to mean? "fort-like" ?

Four times ten is fourty - "four tens".

"for tens"?
 
2011-10-19 06:38:36 PM
Porous Horace: WTF is "forty" supposed to mean? "fort-like" ?

Four times ten is fourty - "four tens".

"for tens"?


You fail English.

Forty (Dictionary)
 
2011-10-19 07:11:07 PM
I thought she looked best in Terminator.
 
2011-10-19 07:22:07 PM
Lunchlady: Didn't they retcon the pie stealing into the Superman comics?

Yes indeedy (new window)!

www.toplessrobot.com
 
2011-10-19 07:28:38 PM
I like her, she's pretty, but not insultingly so.
 
2011-10-19 07:39:35 PM
Porous Horace: WTF is "forty" supposed to mean? "fort-like" ?

Four times ten is fourty - "four tens".

"for tens"?


Link (new window)

Also, BDH is one classy dame. WANT.
 
2011-10-19 08:22:59 PM
Sybarite: "I was asked to gain 15lbs for this movie," said the mom-to-be.

I will never understand why women with crippling postpartum depression want to have more kids. Maybe I'm crazy, but when something makes me feel like shiat, I tend to avoid it in the future. Read her wiki page if you don't know what I'm talking about.


you're talking about a creature that's a slave to its hormones.
 
2011-10-19 08:28:53 PM
ZeroCorpse: Porous Horace: WTF is "forty" supposed to mean? "fort-like" ?

Four times ten is fourty - "four tens".

"for tens"?

You fail English.

Forty (Dictionary)


No, I'm Canadian and I insist that the spelling be changed!

/farty
 
2011-10-19 09:13:56 PM
JosephFinn: Lunchlady: Didn't they retcon the pie stealing into the Superman comics?

Yes indeedy (new window)!

[www.toplessrobot.com image 500x373]


That's as many as four tens. And that's cannon.

/:D
 
2011-10-19 10:08:43 PM
Sarcastica75: JosephFinn: Lunchlady: Didn't they retcon the pie stealing into the Superman comics?

Yes indeedy (new window)!

[www.toplessrobot.com image 500x373]

That's as many as four tens. And that's cannon.

/:D


No it isn't. It's canon.
 
2011-10-19 10:36:33 PM
Porous Horace: ZeroCorpse: Porous Horace: WTF is "forty" supposed to mean? "fort-like" ?

Four times ten is fourty - "four tens".

"for tens"?

You fail English.

Forty (Dictionary)

No, I'm Canadian and I insist that the spelling be changed!

/farty


Oh, then you should be speaking French, right?
 
2011-10-19 10:54:18 PM
I'm so very sorry for being out of the retard loop, but "the Twilight star"? Are you f*cking kidding me? When did she sign on for that?
 
2011-10-19 11:13:31 PM
gameshowhost: I'm so very sorry for being out of the retard loop, but "the Twilight star"? Are you f*cking kidding me? When did she sign on for that?

About two movies ago.

Little known fact, her grandmother was Jean Speegle Howard
 
2011-10-19 11:19:40 PM
turdfergusonn: Sarcastica75: JosephFinn: Lunchlady: Didn't they retcon the pie stealing into the Superman comics?

Yes indeedy (new window)!

[www.toplessrobot.com image 500x373]

That's as many as four tens. And that's cannon.

/:D

No it isn't. It's canon.


the extra n was for savings...
 
2011-10-19 11:33:19 PM
ZeroCorpse: Porous Horace: ZeroCorpse: Porous Horace: WTF is "forty" supposed to mean? "fort-like" ?

Four times ten is fourty - "four tens".

"for tens"?

You fail English.

Forty (Dictionary)

No, I'm Canadian and I insist that the spelling be changed!

/farty

Oh, then you should be speaking French, right?


That's what they want me to do, here in Quebec, but I'm bilingual and therefore more in keeping with the spirit of this country.

Can't believe I rotsky'd myself like that. Had I added "/pet peeve" it would've been complete.
 
2011-10-20 01:10:19 AM
gameshowhost: I'm so very sorry for being out of the retard loop, but "the Twilight star"? Are you f*cking kidding me? When did she sign on for that?

She was in the most recent one, but her character dies in it
 
2011-10-20 01:59:03 AM
Stratohead: ZeroCorpse: OldRod: Jingle Strangle: My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks.

In a row?

At once.

the magic number is 37 gentlemen. ("up to AND including me!")... that's why the number on the View Askew Vulgarian's Hockey Jersey is 37


He was dating her right before she met Dante.
 
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