Hahaha!

I can't wait to hear the Right Wing Spin machine try and apologize for this one.

hillbillypharmacist: It doesn't mean anything. Going to that church and hearing that guy talk is no more indicative of Cain's values than hearing a bum on the corner talk about space vampires.

Very different from Obama. Wright is Obama's hero, and Obama is Wright's thrall. One can no more remove Wright's disgusting Americahate from Obama than you could get the crispy rice out of a Star Crunch.

Mmm. The crispy rice in a Star Crunch.

I like to eat those while reading the Space Vampires Choose Your Own Adventure. I am for America.

Who is Hermain Cain?

This is impossible because Cain is a Muslim, just like someone else. You can tell because he's black. Black people don't go to church.

/or something, I've sorta lost the narrative.

Who is Malcomn X?

Dear CNN:



I thought the whole point is that it shouldn't matter what someone's pastor says, it should be the cannidate we pay attention to.

Whatever, waiting on the backpedaling to commence from the butthurt right any moment now...

The months of media fervor, under the bus throwing, press conferences, and conservative outrage should be outst.....

It's already been swept under the rug? Well...damn

If Cain starts bringing up his religion in a major way I'll start to care.

Until then I don't give a flying fark.

Seriously though, Herman Cain's Uncle Tomming ass is going to realize soon enough that if you are a minority that becomes a threat to win power, the majority will try to spin you as some sort of hate-filled alien racist communist overthrower of society. You can suck that Republican cock all you want, Herm. Dance around, do a soft shoe, whatever. They will still try to scare the shiat out of culturally isolated voters by using your blackness the second you become a threat.

Fjornir: If Cain starts bringing up his religion in a major way I'll start to care.

Until then I don't give a flying fark.

He is in the Republican primary, it will come up. If Cain doesn't publicly embrace Jesus he will be tanking in the polls much sooner and much faster.

Embracing Jesus won't help Romney, he doesn't embrace him right or something.

FTFA: "Beasley says he doesn't talk politics with Cain, though.

"I respect him - and I want to keep my respect for him," Beasley says.

Beasley, who worked with Cain on his unsuccessful 2004 run for one of Georgia's U.S. Senate seats..."

Working on his campaign without talking politics must have been interesting. And by interesting, I mean completely ridiculous.

Fjornir: If Cain starts bringing up his religion in a major way I'll start to care.

Until then I don't give a flying fark.

You mean like when he said he would no have a "No Muslims Allowed!" policy in his cabinet, or when he claimed that the First Amendment allowed Christians to prevent the construction of a mosque, or when he claimed that liberals killed Jesus?

Whar birf cerficat herman cain whar

Fjornir: If Cain starts bringing up his religion in a major way I'll start to care.

Until then I don't give a flying fark.

I'm torn. I don't give a flying fark what his religion is. Even if I did, I wouldn't give a flying fark what his pastor is. But there is a part of me that really hopes this derp takes hold and gets ramped up to the level that Rev. Wright was for Obama.

Malcolm X is dead, y'all.

Oh and: "The liberal church of Herman Cain"

This is why you don't want the world of politics and faith to blur. But the churchies still don't see it.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: abb3w: Oooh, this could shake the GOP nomination polls up some more.

At this rate, Steven Colbert may end up being drafted at the GOP convention.

And he'd win in a landslide too.

I wonder if he could carry the character through a presidency.

But were there any questionable people who were college professors for Cain?

KingPsyz: Dear CNN:

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I thought the whole point is that it shouldn't matter what someone's pastor says, it should be the cannidate we pay attention to.

Whatever, waiting on the backpedaling to commence from the butthurt right any moment now...

I think it's more pointing out the hypocrisy.

sprawl15: But were there any questionable people who were college professors for Cain?

Or did Cain write a tongue-in-cheek article as a college kid a few decades ago? Link (new window)

Philip Francis Queeg: Who is Hermain Cain?

A dude that filled in on occasion when Neal Boortz was sick or otherwise couldn't host the Neal Boortz radio show. He eventually had his own radio show after years of experience filling in for Boortz. And now he's a presidential candidate.

Antioch Baptist Church North, which sits near the former college and home of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Several miles isn't near in city terms, but whatever. This reminds me of when I'm someplace like Montana and a local tells me, "it's right around the corner" and that's a 20 mile drive. It was culture shock the first few times.

So, does this mean that Cain fails the GOP purity test*?


*not to be confused with that other purity test.

rebelyell2006: Philip Francis Queeg: Who is Hermain Cain?

A dude that filled in on occasion when Neal Boortz was sick or otherwise couldn't host the Neal Boortz radio show. He eventually had his own radio show after years of experience filling in for Boortz. And now he's a presidential candidate.

That's a tough gig. You have to spend hours every day telling your audience of frustrated middle-aged men that despite all outward appearance they are in fact more intelligent, more knowledgeable, and all around better people than everyone else. It's got to be hard to handle that with a straight face every day.

I wonder how they hustle the marks without blowing the con? I suppose it's because I feel sorry for these marks, whereas the Hermanator doesn't. He's thinking that if he doesn't hustle them then some other clown will. So why not?

I happen to know that Cain is a faithful follower of Brother John Birch and he ain't even got a garage, you can call his home and ask his wife.

/north

KingPsyz: Dear CNN:

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I thought the whole point is that it shouldn't matter what someone's pastor says, it should be the cannidate we pay attention to.

Whatever, waiting on the backpedaling to commence from the butthurt right any moment now...

The point is; Right wingers are hypocrites.

Snapper Carr: So, does this mean that Cain fails the GOP purity test*?


*not to be confused with that other purity test.

It means he passes the GOP uppity test.

/subby
//go green

Of course, like Wright, it's too much to hope that anyone will learn a little about black culture or recent American history as a result of this stuff.

mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Fjornir: If Cain starts bringing up his religion in a major way I'll start to care.

Until then I don't give a flying fark.

You mean like when he said he would no have a "No Muslims Allowed!" policy in his cabinet, or when he claimed that the First Amendment allowed Christians to prevent the construction of a mosque, or when he claimed that liberals killed Jesus?

Came here to post something to that effect.

The guilt by association argument is unnecessary when you have someone who already has a bigoted position like his. It is like saying Timothy McVeigh had ties to white supremecist groups. Does that make him a bigger villian in US history somehow?

I think it'll be funny if he wins the nomination. No matter who wins the general election, if things go bad people will say, "Don't blame me, I voted for the secret Muslim!"

Rapmaster2000: rebelyell2006: Philip Francis Queeg: Who is Hermain Cain?

A dude that filled in on occasion when Neal Boortz was sick or otherwise couldn't host the Neal Boortz radio show. He eventually had his own radio show after years of experience filling in for Boortz. And now he's a presidential candidate.

That's a tough gig. You have to spend hours every day telling your audience of frustrated middle-aged men that despite all outward appearance they are in fact more intelligent, more knowledgeable, and all around better people than everyone else. It's got to be hard to handle that with a straight face every day.

I wonder how they hustle the marks without blowing the con? I suppose it's because I feel sorry for these marks, whereas the Hermanator doesn't. He's thinking that if he doesn't hustle them then some other clown will. So why not?

I'm not sure if Boortz actually believes it and Cain is just acting the part to get ahead, or if Boortz realizes he's a conman and Cain genuinely believes the bullshiat.

rebelyell2006: Rapmaster2000: rebelyell2006: Philip Francis Queeg: Who is Hermain Cain?

A dude that filled in on occasion when Neal Boortz was sick or otherwise couldn't host the Neal Boortz radio show. He eventually had his own radio show after years of experience filling in for Boortz. And now he's a presidential candidate.

That's a tough gig. You have to spend hours every day telling your audience of frustrated middle-aged men that despite all outward appearance they are in fact more intelligent, more knowledgeable, and all around better people than everyone else. It's got to be hard to handle that with a straight face every day.

I wonder how they hustle the marks without blowing the con? I suppose it's because I feel sorry for these marks, whereas the Hermanator doesn't. He's thinking that if he doesn't hustle them then some other clown will. So why not?

I'm not sure if Boortz actually believes it and Cain is just acting the part to get ahead, or if Boortz realizes he's a conman and Cain genuinely believes the bullshiat.

I don't think it really matters. They're media personalities. When you're in character, everything you say you believe.

lennavan: sprawl15: But were there any questionable people who were college professors for Cain?

Or did Cain write a tongue-in-cheek article as a college kid a few decades ago? Link (new window)

I haven't personally been sent Cain's high school grades, I bet he just got in because of his skin color.

Jake Havechek: Malcolm X changed his views later on though, that's why he was assassinated.

Nah, he was assassinated because Elijah Muhammad was a jealous little biatch regarding Malcolm's fame. That's all.

sprawl15: lennavan: sprawl15: But were there any questionable people who were college professors for Cain?

Or did Cain write a tongue-in-cheek article as a college kid a few decades ago? Link (new window)

I haven't personally been sent Cain's high school grades, I bet he just got in because of his skin color.

It does beg the question, why isn't he releasing those grades? I mean I'm sure they are fine, I'm not questioning him graduating high school. But why isn't he releasing the official long form transcripts? It is awful shady.

lennavan: It does beg the question, why isn't he releasing those grades?

Uh, oh. Now you've done it.