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(Talking Points Memo) Silly The highlight of last night's debate were Michele Bachmann's futile attempts to get Anderson Cooper to notice her (w/ANDERSON ANDERSON ANDERSON video)   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 95
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 01:52:09 PM
As I understand it, Anderson's "not into" women.
 
susansto-helit [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:02:34 PM
She does seem to be attracted to that type.
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:06:01 PM
The cake is big, guys. Come on, it was worth looking like an ass to say 'the cake is big'. This is gonna stick, I know it.

/there is no spoon
//SPOOOOON!
///the cake is big
////ziggy piggy, ziggy piggy
//snort snort snort snot

no more slashies
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:09:01 PM
What does "the cake is big" even mean?
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:09:05 PM
Nadie_AZ: The cake is big, guys. Come on, it was worth looking like an ass to say 'the cake is big'. This is gonna stick, I know it.


'The Cake is Big' is a coded message she needed to get to the shadowy leaders of the resistance movement in Derpaderpastan. It was critical to her mission.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:09:35 PM
Diogenes: As I understand it, Anderson's "not into" women.

That's Anderson's boyfriend's understanding as well.

Understandably.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:10:10 PM
Nadie_AZ: The cake is big, guys.

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Hershey Highway Patrol [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:11:46 PM
downstairs: What does "the cake is big" even mean?

I think it Marcus'es safe word.
 
MorrisBird [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:17:31 PM
The cake is a lie, Michele.
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2011-10-19 02:38:17 PM
Michele Bachman 2012: A bold ANDERSON for America.
 
skullkrusher
2011-10-19 02:38:41 PM
Pretty sure Mitt has a better chance
 
LarryDan43
2011-10-19 02:39:48 PM
I bet she doesn't cover the cake back up after she takes a piece. Then its all hard and crusty for the next person.
 
RobbieFal
2011-10-19 02:40:34 PM
I'm pretty sure she said the Cake is Baked. Which is code for "You can even nominate me, I swear I will win"

As a Minnesotan, Bachmann has experience saying the name Anderson, seeing as 20% of Minnesota voters have a variant of Anderson as their surname
 
NobleHam
2011-10-19 02:41:31 PM
Since the gay comments are out of the way, I'll just say, wow that woman is shrill. She's like a four-year-old trying to show mommy her macaroni art while her mom's busy.
 
Hetfield
2011-10-19 02:43:06 PM
skullkrusher: Pretty sure Mitt has a better chance

His cake must be bigger.
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2011-10-19 02:45:30 PM
NobleHam: Since the gay comments are out of the way, I'll just say, wow that woman is shrill. She's like a four-year-old trying to show mommy her macaroni art while her mom's busy.

oi54.tinypic.com

"Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Andersonandersonanderson!"

oi55.tinypic.com

"...yes, Michele?"

oi54.tinypic.com

"Can I have a cookie?"
 
Fark Me Runnin
2011-10-19 02:45:45 PM
MorrisBird: The cake is a lie, Michele.

Came here to say this.
 
Pincy
2011-10-19 02:46:55 PM
downstairs: What does "the cake is big" even mean?

I thought she said "The cake is baked".

Either way, know idea what it means.
 
MFAWG
2011-10-19 02:48:48 PM
Is it as pathetic as Bill Richardson saying 'What about me?' during one of the late '08 Dem debates?
 
Shaggy_C
2011-10-19 02:48:56 PM
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There is no cake.
 
apoptotic
2011-10-19 02:49:02 PM
Pincy: downstairs: What does "the cake is big" even mean?

I thought she said "The cake is baked".

Either way, know idea what it means.

Tune in next week to see if she says it's time to let them eat the cake.
 
dofus
2011-10-19 02:49:21 PM
Someone is on the ball with this (new window). Perfect!
 
21-37-42
2011-10-19 02:49:46 PM
susansto-helit: She does seem to be attracted to that type.

Annnnd, we're done here....
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:50:54 PM
Another bizarre Bachmann moment caught on camera: the time she appears to have hidden behind a bush at a gay-rights rally. In 2005, at a protest of her proposed constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage, a student activist caught sight of Bachmann and her posse crouched behind the shrubbery-and had the presence of mind to snap a few pictures, which he posted on his blog. Reached by the Minneapolis Star Tribune for comment, Bachmann pleaded sore feet. "I had high heels on and I just couldn't stand anymore. I was not in the bushes." Why was she at the rally? A rumor that "I was going to be a focus of the rally" felt "fairly personal," she said.
 
patcarew
2011-10-19 02:51:36 PM
Anderson, Anderson, Anderson?

Maybe "Cooper, Cooper, Cooper. The owls are not what they seem."
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:53:21 PM
What was up with that outfit?

It was like Shirley Temple meets Captain Nemo.

It really is a sad statement on our country that this boob is actually being taken seriously...
 
Fista-Phobia
2011-10-19 02:54:05 PM
RAMMING SPEED!!!
 
12349876
2011-10-19 02:55:10 PM
"Anderson! Anderson! My husband wants to help you 'pray the gay away'!"
 
FlyinS
2011-10-19 02:56:52 PM
Reminded me of when Stewie liked Lois for an episode.

Mommy! Mommy! Mom! Mum! Mommy! Mommy! Mum! Mommy!
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-10-19 02:58:04 PM
I never grow weary of Botchmann's zany antics.

/She's the Harley Quinn of the GOP.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 02:58:07 PM
 
Markoff_Cheney
2011-10-19 02:59:06 PM
this is what american politics is falling to. i thought 08 was bad.
ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!
 
ORLY TITS
2011-10-19 03:00:21 PM
Did her children dress her for this debate? She looked like a retarded ass Captain Stubing.
 
NobleHam
2011-10-19 03:03:40 PM
dofus: Someone is on the ball with this (new window). Perfect!

I want my two minutes back. Your video sucks.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 03:03:43 PM
cretinbob: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 490x523]
Michelle Bachmann going down on a huge cock shaped cake (SFW story)

So you post the picture, but link the SFW article? I dig your style man.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 03:04:23 PM
Bachmann then tried to lead the audience in a rousing rendition of "I Met A Bear".
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-10-19 03:05:28 PM
Jake Havechek: Another bizarre Bachmann moment caught on camera: the time she appears to have hidden behind a bush at a gay-rights rally. In 2005, at a protest of her proposed constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage, a student activist caught sight of Bachmann and her posse crouched behind the shrubbery-and had the presence of mind to snap a few pictures, which he posted on his blog. Reached by the Minneapolis Star Tribune for comment, Bachmann pleaded sore feet. "I had high heels on and I just couldn't stand anymore. I was not in the bushes." Why was she at the rally? A rumor that "I was going to be a focus of the rally" felt "fairly personal," she said.

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Tusz
2011-10-19 03:08:07 PM
Was her cake statement perhaps a bungling of the old "piece of the pie" metaphor? Like, the middle class' piece of the pie is shrinking, but the pie is getting bigger (GDP is growing), so it all balances out?

/fluent in derp
 
The Trooper
2011-10-19 03:08:38 PM
ORLY TITS: Did her children dress her for this debate? She looked like a retarded ass Captain Stubing.

Rear Admiral Lower Half Rimshot
 
dehehn
2011-10-19 03:10:20 PM
Bachmann once again displaying the debate tactics of a 4 year old.

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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 03:12:46 PM
slc11082: Is there any poof that Anderson is gay? Other than he is a very good looking and fit middle-aged man with lots of money and no female romanic interest?


I myself am 30 well off and not fat but I'm not gay I'm just terrified of people.. maybe hes the same?

He's not come out if he is. But his close relationship with his hottie male BFF and the fact that he's Gloria Vanderbilt's son certainly influence opinion.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 03:15:14 PM
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skullkrusher
2011-10-19 03:15:22 PM
Diogenes: slc11082: Is there any poof that Anderson is gay? Other than he is a very good looking and fit middle-aged man with lots of money and no female romanic interest?


I myself am 30 well off and not fat but I'm not gay I'm just terrified of people.. maybe hes the same?

He's not come out if he is. But his close relationship with his hottie male BFF and the fact that he's Gloria Vanderbilt's son certainly influence opinion.

and the fact that he farked Mike Piazza for the first half of the 2000s.

/ok, maybe more "rumor" than "fact". Potato/Potahto
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 03:16:27 PM
skullkrusher: and the fact that he farked Mike Piazza for the first half of the 2000s.

/ok, maybe more "rumor" than "fact". Potato/Potahto

Pops up a lot...

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StrangeQ
2011-10-19 03:17:18 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: NobleHam: Since the gay comments are out of the way, I'll just say, wow that woman is shrill. She's like a four-year-old trying to show mommy her macaroni art while her mom's busy.

[oi54.tinypic.com image 250x368]

"Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Andersonandersonanderson!"

[oi55.tinypic.com image 460x306]

"...yes, Michele?"

[oi54.tinypic.com image 250x368]

"Can I have a cookie?"

wtf, did she get a haircut?
 
apeiron242
2011-10-19 03:17:19 PM
Mr. Cooper should tell us his first name instead of going by two last names.
 
Stratohead
2011-10-19 03:18:19 PM
imgpostr.com
Approves.
 
WhiskeySticks
2011-10-19 03:18:21 PM
RobbieFal: As a Minnesotan, Bachmann has experience saying the name Anderson, seeing as 20% of Minnesota voters have a variant of Anderson as their surname

Being from Wisconsin, I can agree to this statement.

"The cake is baked" and so am I...what's your point, lady?
 
quizzical
2011-10-19 03:20:04 PM
I thought she said "The cake is baked." I still have no idea what what the fark she meant by that, but that's what I heard.
 
SweetSaws
2011-10-19 03:20:17 PM
My girlfriend thinks he's pretty, so naturally I want to dye my hair white, i mean beat his white-haired head with my wang
 
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