In before during pretentious bastard who thinks he's better than you because he doesn't have a facebook account.

Confabulat: ha i liked that. And those pretentious bastards who don't have Facebook accounts really don't matter anymore.

But we're still better than you

Confabulat: StrangeQ: Confabulat: ha i liked that. And those pretentious bastards who don't have Facebook accounts really don't matter anymore.

But we're still better than you

Ha how would I know, you're too scared of your friends online to find out.

People who think they are badass old-school internet warriors who refuse to use Facebook are silly, silly people.

Like the parents of the kids I grew up with who refused to have TV in their houses.

OH LOOK AT YOU! YOU WILL AVOID THE FUTURE

Not really, I just have no reason to advertise my daily minutia on some egoist's website where he can sell off my information to the highest bidder. I also have no interest in reading the daily ramblings of you and everyone in your extended network. But go on, keep using taunts and insults to try to secure in yourself the belief that you are anything but a drone.

StrangeQ: Confabulat: StrangeQ: Confabulat: ha i liked that. And those pretentious bastards who don't have Facebook accounts really don't matter anymore.

But we're still better than you

Ha how would I know, you're too scared of your friends online to find out.

People who think they are badass old-school internet warriors who refuse to use Facebook are silly, silly people.

Like the parents of the kids I grew up with who refused to have TV in their houses.

OH LOOK AT YOU! YOU WILL AVOID THE FUTURE

Not really, I just have no reason to advertise my daily minutia on some egoist's website where he can sell off my information to the highest bidder. I also have no interest in reading the daily ramblings of you and everyone in your extended network. But go on, keep using taunts and insults to try to secure in yourself the belief that you are anything but a drone.

StrangeQ: Confabulat: StrangeQ: Confabulat: ha i liked that. And those pretentious bastards who don't have Facebook accounts really don't matter anymore.

But we're still better than you

Ha how would I know, you're too scared of your friends online to find out.

People who think they are badass old-school internet warriors who refuse to use Facebook are silly, silly people.

Like the parents of the kids I grew up with who refused to have TV in their houses.

OH LOOK AT YOU! YOU WILL AVOID THE FUTURE

Not really, I just have no reason to advertise my daily minutia on some egoist's website where he can sell off my information to the highest bidder. I also have no interest in reading the daily ramblings of you and everyone in your extended network. But go on, keep using taunts and insults to try to secure in yourself the belief that you are anything but a drone.

If everybody who claimed to not have a Facebook account actually didn't have a Facebook account, then nobody in the world would actually have a Facebook account.

When you guys are done pissing all over each other, you should try the link in the article. I got a real kick out of it.

This is awesome, what a great short.

Definitely creepy seeing your own info in the context it was presented in.

StrangeQ: Confabulat: StrangeQ: Confabulat: ha i liked that. And those pretentious bastards who don't have Facebook accounts really don't matter anymore.

But we're still better than you

Ha how would I know, you're too scared of your friends online to find out.

People who think they are badass old-school internet warriors who refuse to use Facebook are silly, silly people.

Like the parents of the kids I grew up with who refused to have TV in their houses.

OH LOOK AT YOU! YOU WILL AVOID THE FUTURE

Not really, I just have no reason to advertise my daily minutia

What appears in your feed is input by you only. If you don't want to post daily minutia- that's fantastic! Don't do it.

on some egoist's website

Zuckerburg is just the face of the company. I'm sure he has input but there's a swath of clever people making the big decisions for facebook.

where he can sell off my information to the highest bidder.

You don't have to post any relevant information to make an account. You can lie about your name, gender, dob, everything. Just don't sync your phone to your facebook account.

I also have no interest in reading the daily ramblings of you and everyone in your extended network.

Users have explicit control over their friends list and their news feed. If grandma is ranting about jesus on facebook 16 times a day, you can de-friend her or just block her from your news feed.

But go on, keep using taunts and insults to try to secure in yourself the belief that you are anything but a drone


You are denying yourself a valuable and free service for no reason. Willingly remaining in the technological dark because of your ignorance. You should be mocked for being a dumbass .


All that said, I feel dirty for whiteknighting this. There are people for whom facebook has no purpose. Since you're using a website to communicate with other humans already, I can safely conclude that you are not in that group.

Totally trying this when I get home...

/Has Facebook for the cool games, gaming groups, and the links that "friends" are always posting.
//Wife has Facebook for social aspect.
///Gets yelled at for not checking wife's Facebook page often enough...

Actually not having a facebook account has increased my social value. Whether you like it or not, when you are just a quick click away from "where did you check in" what was your last "status" you're lowering your worth virtually.

I had a facebook account to keep up with meme's and other gaming sites but I got tired of all that feminist garbage from women friends everyday. I love getting asked about it now and seeing people's reactions when I tell them "I don't have one." People actually have to hit me up to know what's going on in my life. I get a lot more "I miss you!" texts etc, simply because people don't really know what's going on in my life except for what I want them to know. It's great.

For the most part the women friends I had on facebook with like 1000+ friends....pfft useless to me. They are no different than an actress giving free tickets to the theatre where she plays, her 1000+ friends are not people but simply an audience.

The bigger the audience the more the diva gets validated and feels like a celebrity.

Keep in mind that facebook for the big part is not about keeping in touch or seeing what friends are doing, for most people facebook is more like a private tv channel to broadcast and sell themselves through a created fake life made of accurately chosen pictures and posts.

/Does not miss facebook
//Does have Linkedin for real professionals reason
///Come to think of it, the redneck tree in Idiocracy strangely resembles the facebook friend recommendations

Confabulat: And you exactly would have zero friends on Facebook, much like it appears you have in real life. Wow look at you! You are so cool!

Yep, I don't use facebook, therefore I have no friends. Can't argue with ironbound logic like that.

/maybe it's just because I don't want to associate with morons like yourself?

Confabulat: hitchking: When you guys are done pissing all over each other, you should try the link in the article. I got a real kick out of it.

yeah the link was awesome. The dipshiats who whine about Facebook are like weirdo primitives complaining that Usenet isn't what it once was.

That was definately funny. I guess it helps that maybe 2 of my pictures on there are 'serious' or 'nice'. I'm pretty much drinking, or drunk, or making a face, or any combination of the 3, in every other one. Hard to be 'scared' when the guy looks at a picture and its me rubbing my nipples while drunk at a wedding reception, or having a picture of my dog taped to his dashboard....

/nukes a bag of popcorn

Please... continue.