Obviously subby is being repressed. That's what he's always on about.

Bravo submiter. Bravo.

SHUT UP!

Meh, just stick a warning sign on the front door like every other business in California. Problem solved.

May I be the first to say "attention whoring douches"?

Thank you.

/subbys not dead

"Dennis, have you seen the cat's front legs"?

//I know nothing is obscure on Fark, but this line, if anything, qualifies.

not need math? sure they will. they need to calculate change after asking "do you want fries with that?"

Sybarite: Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha

Meh. Make this, wise guy.

Lemme get this straight.
There's an amusment park in the south that has a statue of a farking sword stuck in a one horn anvil, labled 'the sword in the stone' when it's clearly a farking anvil, and not a stone. And this metal sword, made of metal, is heavy. And people are complaining that there is heavy metal in this heavy metal sword? And what are children doing to absorb this heavy metal? Are they licking the sword? Sucking on it? I mean. WTF?
It's a farking heavy metal sword. You nobs ignoring the fact that it is clearly mislabled to begin with ought to be damned glad at least it's got some heavy metal in it. Otherwise, it would be a complete fraud, right?

King o' the 'oo?

The hazard of outsourcing to China.

(They'll never live that down. That and the one about shoddy trains and boats)

Now you see the violence inherent in the system.

Of course, it's lead. You didn't think people couldn't pull it out of the stone because it was stuck did you?

loco_gigo: not need math? sure they will. they need to calculate change after asking "do you want fries with that?"

There are newfangled machines that do that for you nowadays. Besides, I think you meant to post that in the thread about student loans, not the one about moistened bints lobbing scimitars.

ArkAngel: unchellmatt: ArkAngel: If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

Be quiet!

Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

dammit. This much |.......|

CaptainBeer: King o' the 'oo?

The Britons.

CaptainBeer: King o' the 'oo?

Bloody Peseant!

least I wasn't the only one to quote fail.

uclafalcon: CaptainBeer: King o' the 'oo?

The Britons.

I didnt vote for em

uclafalcon: CaptainBeer: King o' the 'oo?

The Britons.

Well I didn't vote for you!

Do they expect the lead to leap out of alloy or crystalline glass structure and into to the mouths of the kids?

Material science/metallurgy/biology/chemistry FAIL.

Now, if they were drinking acid dripped slowly over the leaded glass for several days, you might see an elevated lead level.

But ferchrissakes, turnign a farking pewter knob ain't gonna do it.

+1 subby

Fark Me Runnin: loco_gigo: not need math? sure they will. they need to calculate change after asking "do you want fries with that?"

There are newfangled machines that do that for you nowadays. Besides, I think you meant to post that in the thread about student loans, not the one about moistened bints lobbing scimitars.

this isn't the thread for this argument.
You want two threads down.

/stupid, git.

Why am I not surprised that the children of progressives in Kalifornia are running around ingesting brass knobs and shards of stained glass.

vudukungfu: a farking sword stuck in a one horn anvil, labled 'the sword in the stone' when it's clearly a farking anvil, and not a stone

You raise an interesting point...

vudukungfu: Fark Me Runnin: loco_gigo: not need math? sure they will. they need to calculate change after asking "do you want fries with that?"
http://www.fark.com/comments/6658024/Disneyland-objects-after-environ m ental-groups-complain-that-Excalibur-contains-too-much-lead-Well-you-c ant-expect-to-wield-supreme-executive-power-just-because-some-watery-t art-threw-a-sword-at-you?startid=72481322#c72484861
There are newfangled machines that do that for you nowadays. Besides, I think you meant to post that in the thread about student loans, not the one about moistened bints lobbing scimitars.

this isn't the thread for this argument.
You want two threads down.

/stupid, git.

Lemon curry???

vudukungfu: Fark Me Runnin: loco_gigo: not need math? sure they will. they need to calculate change after asking "do you want fries with that?"

There are newfangled machines that do that for you nowadays. Besides, I think you meant to post that in the thread about student loans, not the one about moistened bints lobbing scimitars.

this isn't the thread for this argument.
You want two threads down.

/stupid, git.


What if he paid for an argument?

macross87: What if he paid for an argument?

Do you want to go upstairs?

/no he didn't

I love that scene.

WEll guess I cant lick anything when I go there

"The groups filed suit against Disneyland in April based on a California law that requires businesses to post warnings when lead levels in fixtures and other items exceed certain levels."

THIS is why your state is bankrupt.

vudukungfu: macross87: What if he paid for an argument?

Do you want to go upstairs?

/no he didn't

No, no, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!". Try it again.

It's only a model...

I just checked, but my penis is not full of lead

Krieghund: vudukungfu: Lemme get this straight.
There's an amusment park in the south that has a statue of a farking sword stuck in a one horn anvil, labled 'the sword in the stone' when it's clearly a farking anvil, and not a stone. And this metal sword, made of metal, is heavy. And people are complaining that there is heavy metal in this heavy metal sword? And what are children doing to absorb this heavy metal? Are they licking the sword? Sucking on it? I mean. WTF?
It's a farking heavy metal sword. You nobs ignoring the fact that it is clearly mislabled to begin with ought to be damned glad at least it's got some heavy metal in it. Otherwise, it would be a complete fraud, right?

What a Heavy Metal sword might look like:

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The head of the environmental group?

"Bring out your lead" *bum* "Bring out your lead" *bum* "Bring out the your" *bum*....

/though I'm feeling much better...

and 'Oo are the Britons?

BadJazz: vudukungfu: macross87: What if he paid for an argument?

Do you want to go upstairs?

/no he didn't

No, no, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!". Try it again.

Bouncy Bouncy?

ManOfTeal: "The groups filed suit against Disneyland in April based on a California law that requires businesses to post warnings when lead levels in fixtures and other items exceed certain levels."

THIS is why your state is bankrupt.

So when a cop shoots someone in CA they have to put a sign on them warning about the levels of lead?

macross87: BadJazz: vudukungfu: macross87: What if he paid for an argument?

Do you want to go upstairs?

/no he didn't

No, no, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!". Try it again.

Bouncy Bouncy?

Chest, drawers. Chest, drawers.

Wouldn't find ME going on a ride that was forged when the world was young, and man and beast and bird were as one and death was but a dream.

CaptainBeer: King o' the 'oo?

Well I didn't vote for you