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(Huffington Post) Misc Well, it's over. Wayne Newton has endorsed a GOP candidate   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 90
More: Misc, Wayne Newton, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, GOP, Las Vegas, John Wayne, Greta Van Susteren, PJTV  
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make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 09:46:40 AM
bwahahah
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 09:54:41 AM
Then he launched into "I Apologize".
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 09:55:15 AM
What a mess, I must confess.
 
Cewley [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 10:31:56 AM
still waiting for his voice to change.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:05:06 AM
bless her heart.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:23:57 AM
And here I thought my mind was made up after Vince Vaughn backed Ron Paul. I think at this point I'm going to have to wait and see who Kid Rock throws his support behind.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:24:53 AM
FlashHarry: bless her heart.


Best Bond villain EVER!
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:32:47 AM
He was sounding coherent about Romney before he went full retard.

/Danke Schoen boy needs to stick to entertaining
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:46:47 AM
So Bachmann has the Vegas lounge act sealed up. Although I hear that Siegfried and Roy like Santorum.
 
imapirate [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 11:48:40 AM
SHES A WAAAAYNIAC, WAAAAAAAAYNIAC ON THE FLOOR! AND SHES HERPIN' LIKE SHES NEEEEEVER HERPED BEFOOOOORE!
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 12:36:10 PM
I thought I wanted to do Michele Bachmann, then I watched the debate last night.

Afterwards, when I went to sleep, throughout the whole night I heard a keening banshee wail that haunted my dreams, made me toss and turn in despair, and totally killed my boner.

EEEeeeeeeanderson....

EEEeeeeeeanderson....

EEEeeeeeeanderson....


Eesh.
 
optional
2011-10-19 12:39:28 PM
Say it ain't so, Mr. New Vegas! Bachman? Really?
 
Boxcutta
2011-10-19 12:41:03 PM
He's only endorsing her because her endorsement needs aren't being met at home.
 
rev. dave
2011-10-19 12:41:28 PM
optional: Say it ain't so, Mr. New Vegas! Bachman? Really?

She is his wife.
 
coeyagi
2011-10-19 12:41:29 PM
It's what I'd expect Father Joe to say:

www.wearysloth.com

God Bless Your Heart!
 
Wooly Bully
2011-10-19 12:41:43 PM
Jeezus, talk about your plastic surgery disasters.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 12:42:39 PM
James Watt, wearing only the bottom half of a light blue double-knit leisure suit with white, high-rise shoes and a hairpiece in his mouth was arrested at a Wayne Newton concert with several others for drunken behaviour, debauchery and general nudeness.
 
coeyagi
2011-10-19 12:43:40 PM
Jake Havechek: James WattMarcus Bachmann, wearing only the bottom half of a light blue double-knit leisure suit with white, high-rise shoes and a hairpiece in his mouth was arrested at a Wayne Newton concert with several others for drunken behaviour, debauchery and general nudeness.

Would love to have seen that.
 
monoski
2011-10-19 12:45:23 PM
Was he seen walking away laughing and mumbling; Obama you owe me one!
 
chuckufarlie
2011-10-19 12:45:39 PM
Why would anybody care about what a third rate lounge singer says?
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 12:46:49 PM
I've got you under my skin is the best Wayne Newton song.
 
Loucifer
2011-10-19 12:46:54 PM
I guess this is Danke Schoen..... for Obama.
 
Boxcutta
2011-10-19 12:48:06 PM
chuckufarlie: Why would anybody care about what a third rate lounge singer says?

Or who's endorsing her for that matter.
 
apoptotic
2011-10-19 12:49:55 PM
"We'll take support everywhere we can, and it doesn't get better. This is a picture of America right here. This is like John Wayne, Wayne Newton, so I'm just thrilled."

Well Michele, you finally got something right; if this is a picture of America, it doesn't get better.
 
tlchwi02
2011-10-19 12:52:55 PM
who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30
 
apoptotic
2011-10-19 12:55:20 PM
tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

He's an older, male Celine Dion.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 12:55:23 PM
According to NBC, Newton came into the debate hoping to support Rick Perry but was turned off by the Texas governor's "mean-spirited" attacks on Romney.

But mean-spirited attacks against those Dumbocraps is perfectly OK!
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 12:55:29 PM
tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

he was the star singer in Vagas Vacation.
 
Boxcutta
2011-10-19 12:55:46 PM
"We'll take support everywhere we can, and it doesn't get better. This is a picture of America right here. This is like John Wayne, Wayne Newton, so I'm just thrilled."

Jesus. She's still on about John Wayne? Everybody with "Wayne" in their name is not the same person, dear.

John Wayne =/= John Wayne Gacy =/= Wayne Newton.
 
coeyagi
2011-10-19 12:56:02 PM
tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

Yeah, you only know rappers named D'Wayne.

Well, doesn't even matter, whatever good deeds he's done has just been flushed down the crapper with this endoresement of the Corn Dog Duchess.
 
halestorm20
2011-10-19 12:56:28 PM
tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

Hey Wayne Newton! (new window)
 
Peter Frampton's talk box
2011-10-19 12:56:48 PM
Loucifer: I guess this is Danke Schoen..... for Obama.

How stupid is Bachmann that she actually had an opportunity to say Danke Schoen to Wayne Farking Newton and missed it?
 
madden101
2011-10-19 12:57:26 PM
I processed the headline as "Wayne Brady has endorsed a GOP candidate."
 
QuesoDelicioso
2011-10-19 12:57:41 PM
Aw, Wayne... why did it have to be you?
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-10-19 12:57:52 PM
Mr. Las Vegas will eventually become Mr. New Vegas if Michele Bachmann wins.

Or any of the Republican candidates for that matter
 
Brontes
2011-10-19 12:58:05 PM
He just wants to get into those crazy panties.
 
coeyagi
2011-10-19 12:58:19 PM
Peter Frampton's talk box: Loucifer: I guess this is Danke Schoen..... for Obama.

How stupid is Bachmann that she actually had an opportunity to say Danke Schoen to Wayne Farking Newton and missed it?

Her handlers probably told her that would be construed as Nazi-ish, to use you know, Deutsch.
 
yert
2011-10-19 12:58:29 PM
tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

You've probably had his fig bar.
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 12:59:36 PM
yert: tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

You've probably had his fig bar.

you're thinking Issac Newton.
 
coeyagi
2011-10-19 01:00:01 PM
madden101: I processed the headline as "Wayne Brady has endorsed a GOP candidate."

.... who, regardless of who they are, already looks like a conservative version of Malcom X without Wayne's help.

FTFY.
 
coeyagi
2011-10-19 01:00:38 PM
cbackous: yert: tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

You've probably had his fig bar.

you're thinking Issac Newton.

You're thinking Olivia Newton John.
 
yert
2011-10-19 01:04:41 PM
cbackous: yert: tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

You've probably had his fig bar.

you're thinking Issac Newton.

The bartender from the love boat? I would have thought he was a Cain man.
 
abustedwatch
2011-10-19 01:05:00 PM
Submitter's right, the race is basically over now.

Bachmann 2012.
 
HeartBurnKid
2011-10-19 01:07:44 PM
FTFA: Bachmann was happy to accept Newton's endorsement. "Hey, why not?" she said. "We'll take support everywhere we can, and it doesn't get better. This is a picture of America right here. This is like John Wayne, Wayne Newton, so I'm just thrilled."

You know, Ms. Bachmann, I'm not sure John Wayne and Wayne Newton share a lot in common besides the name.
 
Goodfella
2011-10-19 01:08:42 PM
yert: cbackous: yert: tlchwi02: who the hell is wayne newton?

difficulty- i'm under the age of 30

You've probably had his fig bar.

you're thinking Issac Newton.

The bartender from the love boat? I would have thought he was a Cain man.



Wait a minute, Herman Cain is now endorsing Herman Cain?
 
SuperTramp [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 01:10:04 PM
Daddy, don't you walk so fast

/big hit for Wayne Newton in 1972
 
lilbjorn
2011-10-19 01:11:08 PM
Obama has won every GOP debate.
 
Elandriel [TotalFark]
2011-10-19 01:11:43 PM
I originally read this as 'Wayne Brady'. it doesn't really make any more sense....
 
Pinner
2011-10-19 01:11:49 PM
Wooly Bully: Jeezus, talk about your plastic surgery disasters.

I tried to point that out to my mom once. She didn't believe me. She said, "Oh no! He's always had kind of a boyish face!"
 
KingPsyz
2011-10-19 01:12:00 PM
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