DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP FARTBONGO DERP 9/11 WHARRGARBL blah blah blah

Fototark: "you are" or "you're", even.

Smeggy Smurf: DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP FARTBONGO DERP 9/11 WHARRGARBL blah blah blah

Damn, that was exactly what I was going to write. Someone should do a study of eerie goings on like this.

You'd think that Rick would spend more time kissing up in hopes of getting the VP slot.

"Someone needs a hug."

"Did he just say . . . ?"

"He thinks I'm gay!"

"Just back that up Mister."

"Shoot, I really could use a hug."

theotherbilly: Smeggy Smurf: DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP FARTBONGO DERP 9/11 WHARRGARBL blah blah blah

Damn, that was exactly what I was going to write. Someone should do a study of eerie goings on like this.

Caption it and I'd vote for it

Best caption ever

Pops: Mitt Romney - Bad Lip Reading

/Not a Rick Roll - is that even cool anymore?

Smeggy Smurf: DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP FARTBONGO DERP 9/11 WHARRGARBL blah blah blah

Giuliani showed up?

boobsrgood: These two fuktards almost make me wish I had television. Almost.

Trust me, the comics posted in here will be much more entertaining. I couldn't get through more than 5 minutes. Best laugh during that 5 minutes: Perry is incapable of talking to Cain without throwing "brother" at the end of every sentence. Awk-ward.

/and when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

Parry: God chose ME to be the nominee.

Mittens: God chose ME to be the nominee.

"It's imperative they think we're at odds over our beliefs and ideas, despite the fact the beliefs we parrot aren't really our beliefs at all just a way to keep voters entranced and sheepish and following our lead so we can do what we really want to do, which has nothing to do with what any of those farksticks we call constituents want. Even more imperative is we make sure they think there are serious, polarizing dividing issues between us and the Dems as we can't have people realizing we are all the same wolves in the same suits with different lapel pins and our only belief system is based on empowering ourselves. People can't find out we are all the same clueless douches, on both the right and left with no grand ideals, honor, or direction to take to make the nation whole because it's in our best interests to keep it divided over petty issues so they dont see the real enemy is in fact us"

I was hoping for something as silly as the Palin thread. I am disappoint

Tonight on RINOvention:

Rick, look, we love you. / You Set me UP!

But...you really...love me?

Yes Rick, very much.

Ok Ok OK. Let me get this straight:

Am I talking to the Mitt that was before the amendment, or after, the before you were before gay marriage, or ....YES, YES I'll Marry you!

lacrossestar83: Smeggy Smurf: DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP FARTBONGO DERP 9/11 WHARRGARBL blah blah blah

Giuliani showed up?

If Giuliani doesn't show up the terrorists win

Not the best scenes from that moment. Missing this dirty look to Anderson

"Dude, hate to tell you but she wasn't 18."

"But ..."

"Oh shiat."

"Aw fark it - 'tang is still 'tang!"

"You mad?"

Hey!!!! I pulled your finger, now it's your turn to pull mine!!!

boobsrgood: These two fuktards almost make me wish I had television. Almost.

Summary of debate by commie elite political science professor Link (new window)

rudemix: "It's imperative they think we're at odds over our beliefs and ideas, despite the fact the beliefs we parrot aren't really our beliefs at all just a way to keep voters entranced and sheepish and following our lead so we can do what we really want to do, which has nothing to do with what any of those farksticks we call constituents want. Even more imperative is we make sure they think there are serious, polarizing dividing issues between us and the Dems as we can't have people realizing we are all the same wolves in the same suits with different lapel pins and our only belief system is based on empowering ourselves. People can't find out we are all the same clueless douches, on both the right and left with no grand ideals, honor, or direction to take to make the nation whole because it's in our best interests to keep it divided over petty issues so they dont see the real enemy is in fact us"

I don't think anything else really needs to be said....

Perry looked very close to punching Mitt. The look on his face... . That would've been AMAZING if a fist fight had happened.

Perry: How could you possibly run a war without ever killing an innocent man?
Mitt: Cracker

Mitt: It's time for someone who has the courage to stand up and say,
[slams his fist on the podium]
I'm against those things that everybody hates!
Perry: Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly...
[slams his fist on the podium]
I agree with everything he just said.

Romney: "Look, if you want Cain to win it hands down, go on, but you and I know the best way to win the nomination would be to call Obama a ni..."

Perry: "You do it, then!!"

Fototark: [i.imgur.com image 579x323]

ptrifoliata2: Fototark: "you are" or "you're", even.

supertroll, on the loose! Homescholers for Perry!

Mitt: It's time for someone who has the courage to stand up and say,
[slams his fist on the podium]
I'm against those things that everybody hates!
Perry: Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly...
[slams his fist on the podium]
I agree with everything he just said.

/now with voting goodness
//Mods delete the older one if you get the chance.

SweetSaws: Perry looked very close to punching Mitt. The look on his face... . That would've been AMAZING if a fist fight had happened.

I'll vote for whoever puts the next debate on Pay-Per-View. That's the enterprising spirit we need in this country!

Rick Perry has no need for your silly human words.

Rick Perry lets his YoYo do the talking.

Jacobin: rudemix: "It's imperative they think we're at odds over our beliefs and ideas, despite the fact the beliefs we parrot aren't really our beliefs at all just a way to keep voters entranced and sheepish and following our lead so we can do what we really want to do, which has nothing to do with what any of those farksticks we call constituents want. Even more imperative is we make sure they think there are serious, polarizing dividing issues between us and the Dems as we can't have people realizing we are all the same wolves in the same suits with different lapel pins and our only belief system is based on empowering ourselves. People can't find out we are all the same clueless douches, on both the right and left with no grand ideals, honor, or direction to take to make the nation whole because it's in our best interests to keep it divided over petty issues so they dont see the real enemy is in fact us"

I don't think anything else really needs to be said....

Well, "So vote Republican" would have been a nice capper.

"I like monay."

"Can't talk, 'baitin'."