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2011-10-19 10:41:14 AM
www.lowbird.com
 
2011-10-19 10:53:06 AM
His face should look nice and scary for Halloween.
 
2011-10-19 11:23:33 AM
That video was so scary my browser refused to load it.

Link Farked, but its from FrogSoda, so nothing of value was lost.
 
2011-10-19 11:36:23 AM
If he's anything like my dad, he'll channel his embarrassment and pain into anger and resentment, blame her for the whole thing, and be pissy for the next week.
 
2011-10-19 11:37:45 AM
I don't agree that the obvious result of trying to scare a daughter is falling over and hitting your face on your front porch. Usually it's jail time, or a bullet wound.
 
2011-10-19 11:46:46 AM
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"Thats why you never put up a video link that doesnt farking work!!!
 
2011-10-19 12:01:38 PM
dothemath: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]
"Thats why you never put up a video link that doesnt farking work!!!


Wearing my J Walter Weatherman shirt.woot! tee from a few weeks back right now!
 
2011-10-19 12:16:47 PM
Ellador: If he's anything like my dad, he'll channel his embarrassment and pain into anger and resentment, blame her for the whole thing, and be pissy for the next week.

Wow. Were we separated at birth?
 
2011-10-19 12:30:07 PM
Still loading...... still loading.....

can't wait!...... still loading....
This is going to be soooo funny! Still loading.......
 
2011-10-19 12:40:41 PM
Boy, I'm sure glad I waited for that to load in the misguided belief that a green light mean the link was worthwhile. Thanks, mods!
 
2011-10-19 12:41:51 PM
The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?
 
2011-10-19 12:44:44 PM
HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?


this this and more this
 
2011-10-19 12:48:23 PM
Mom to Daughter: Lets just wait outside a moment while daddy........... Oh look a doggy!.


/Epic fail for the Dad.
 
2011-10-19 12:55:58 PM
namatad: HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?

this this and more this


Other sites usually pick out the funnier clips and more worth while stuff from youtube.
 
2011-10-19 12:58:07 PM
namatad: HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?

this this and more this


Because they want to submit a funny video, but when they go to submit it, it gets kicked back saying it's already been submitted?
 
2011-10-19 01:38:24 PM
Man... I really wanted to see if the dog tackled the girl at the end...
 
2011-10-19 01:39:46 PM
mavexe: namatad: HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?

this this and more this

Because they want to submit a funny video, but when they go to submit it, it gets kicked back saying it's already been submitted?


Then they should learn to abuse GET variables like the rest of us.

/Still my favorite (new window)
 
2011-10-19 01:55:52 PM
Good job Dad, you jumped out from a parked car and failed.

Enjoy the next few years as your daughter intentionally leaves around open pregnancy tests, condom wrappers, strip club applications, and let's you catch a glimpse of a henna tramp stamp.
 
2011-10-19 02:15:40 PM
Mattyb710: Ellador: If he's anything like my dad, he'll channel his embarrassment and pain into anger and resentment, blame her for the whole thing, and be pissy for the next week.

Wow. Were we separated at birth?


Came here to say exactly this.
 
2011-10-19 02:32:26 PM
HairBolus


WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?

Dunno. Why the F do people link to crappy sites that won't display even when not a video?
www.upl.co
www.upl.co
 
Juc
2011-10-19 02:50:32 PM
OnlyM3: HairBolus


WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?
Dunno. Why the F do people link to crappy sites that won't display even when not a video?
[www.upl.co image 640x602]
[www.upl.co image 640x495]


I think no content is an improvement to those sites.
 
2011-10-19 02:51:56 PM
HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?


Probably for the same reason they link to Gawker sites and crappy blogs that just embed youtube clips.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A FARKING GAWKER SITE! JUST LINK TO THE YOUTUBE CLIP, RETARD!
 
2011-10-19 02:55:03 PM
Well, he did scare her so, mission accomplished!
 
2011-10-19 03:00:49 PM
Better remember to water that face plant...
 
2011-10-19 03:06:37 PM
Why do fat, uncoordinated people try to run?
 
2011-10-19 03:18:09 PM
StRalphTheLiar: Why do fat, uncoordinated people try to run?

because hungry bears are chasing them?
 
2011-10-19 03:25:57 PM
OnlyM3, Drew gets beer money to suck the nuts of Gawker and all of its affiliates. It should have a plug tag, but the shiatty content is a enough of a loop hole to allow him to not label it so. It gives Drew the "plausible denial" he seeks when confronted about being a sellout.
 
2011-10-19 03:40:41 PM
Genju: mavexe: namatad: HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?

this this and more this

Because they want to submit a funny video, but when they go to submit it, it gets kicked back saying it's already been submitted?

Then they should learn to abuse GET variables like the rest of us.

/Still my favorite (new window)


Also an oldie, but goodie (new window)
 
2011-10-19 05:00:24 PM
At about :25 you can see where he feels as if he lost his testicles.
 
2011-10-19 06:34:35 PM
OnlyM3: HairBolus


WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?
Dunno. Why the F do people link to crappy sites that won't display even when not a video?
[www.upl.co image 640x602]
[www.upl.co image 640x495]


you seriously us IE? are you a retard?

what the fark do you expect.
 
2011-10-19 06:39:06 PM
evulc: OnlyM3: HairBolus


WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?
Dunno. Why the F do people link to crappy sites that won't display even when not a video?
[www.upl.co image 640x602]
[www.upl.co image 640x495]

you seriously us IE? are you a retard?

what the fark do you expect.


dtdstudios.com
 
2011-10-19 07:25:53 PM
Ed Finnerty: evulc: OnlyM3: HairBolus
...
are you a retard?

[dtdstudios.com image 640x465]


I don't know what this has to do with the video

But the retard has posted a screen grab of io9 so I guess

The retard wants to read retarded content on retarded io9

The retard has installed the NoScript extension in FireFox.

The retard doesn't know doesn't know that retarded io9 may use javascript to display pages and the retard should disable NoScript for io9.

Hint - this noscript.net is what the NoScript button looks like in the above screen grab.
 
2011-10-19 07:40:46 PM
SUPERLOL i missed that part!

HairBolus: Ed Finnerty: evulc: OnlyM3: HairBolus
...
are you a retard?

[dtdstudios.com image 640x465]

I don't know what this has to do with the video

But the retard has posted a screen grab of io9 so I guess

The retard wants to read retarded content on retarded io9

The retard has installed the NoScript extension in FireFox.

The retard doesn't know doesn't know that retarded io9 may use javascript to display pages and the retard should disable NoScript for io9.

Hint - this [noscript.net image 128x128] is what the NoScript button looks like in the above screen grab.
 
2011-10-19 10:12:58 PM
I liked the bit when the dog ran out and tried to hump the girl. Best bit and they edited the rest out. Why?! Wharrrrrrrr dog attack?
 
2011-10-19 10:31:15 PM
GungFu: I liked the bit when the dog ran out and tried to hump the girl. Best bit and they edited the rest out. Why?! Wharrrrrrrr dog attack?

Pedodog?
 
2011-10-19 11:05:36 PM
Mattyb710: Ellador: If he's anything like my dad, he'll channel his embarrassment and pain into anger and resentment, blame her for the whole thing, and be pissy for the next week.

Wow. Were we separated at birth?


No. The two of you are still conjoined.
 
2011-10-19 11:57:11 PM
evulc: SUPERLOL i missed that part!

The 2 retards in this thread (posting screen captures and who may be alts of one) are probably long term not very-bright pron harvesters from the old days when they needed protection from websites that would trick them into visiting with hints of perverse or illegal titillation and then use JavaScript tricks to infiltrate their browser and install viruses on their computer. Extensions like NoScript I think were necessary for them though they were only smart enough to be told how to install them after many reinstalls of the OS but not smart enough to control them.

For the past few years FireFox has been very good against being hijacked and the general user doesn't need any protection, though something like AdBlockPlus may help cut down the clutter if you find yourself directed to mainly advertisement sites.

There may still be some sewers of the internet where a porn harvester still needs the full condom of NoScript like things but I don't know of tor want to know of them.

Basically these days when you see someone running something like NoScript you just have to assume that they are a aged stupid long term pron harvester who won't change their ways.
 
2011-10-20 02:22:42 AM
HairBolus: evulc: SUPERLOL i missed that part!

The 2 retards in this thread (posting screen captures and who may be alts of one) are probably long term not very-bright pron harvesters from the old days when they needed protection from websites that would trick them into visiting with hints of perverse or illegal titillation and then use JavaScript tricks to infiltrate their browser and install viruses on their computer. Extensions like NoScript I think were necessary for them though they were only smart enough to be told how to install them after many reinstalls of the OS but not smart enough to control them.

For the past few years FireFox has been very good against being hijacked and the general user doesn't need any protection, though something like AdBlockPlus may help cut down the clutter if you find yourself directed to mainly advertisement sites.

There may still be some sewers of the internet where a porn harvester still needs the full condom of NoScript like things but I don't know of tor want to know of them.

Basically these days when you see someone running something like NoScript you just have to assume that they are a aged stupid long term pron harvester who won't change their ways.


umm..LOL?
 
2011-10-20 08:34:44 AM
HairBolus: The video on YouTube.

WHY THE F DO PEOPLE OFTEN LINK TO CRAPPY SITES THAT MAY HAVE RIPPED THEIR STUFF FROM youtube?


mucho grassyass
 
2011-10-20 10:21:45 AM
"Basically these days when you see someone running something like NoScript you just have to assume that they are a aged stupid long term pron harvester who won't change their ways."

YEAH! SO THERE RETARD! ... wait. WHAT?

lolwut (new window)
 
2011-10-20 11:45:14 AM
Who the fark would jump out at night to scare their teenaged daughter? Does he actually want to rape her or does he just want to get her used to buys jumping out of the darkness to get her? There is nothing positive about what he is doing. This would have been better if she had also pulled out a gun and shot him.
 
2011-10-20 02:01:15 PM
Fat Dad FAIL.
 
2011-10-20 11:39:44 PM
He got what he had coming. She got a lesson on how being a dick and pranking someone can very quickly turn right around and bite you IN THE FACE.

In my experience "Scare" pranks like this are a way that immature people will exert control over others by forcing them to respond in a frightened way to whatever false-harm scenario they created. Daddy's got control issues to go with those busted teeth.
 
2011-10-20 11:50:17 PM
bacongood: GungFu: I liked the bit when the dog ran out and tried to hump the girl. Best bit and they edited the rest out. Why?! Wharrrrrrrr dog attack?

Pedodog?


If you replay it in slow motion, you can actually see the dog smoking a Winston, as the chick wipes the left over dog nut off her snatch.
 
2011-10-21 12:22:18 PM
T-Boy: Who the fark would jump out at night to scare their teenaged daughter? Does he actually want to rape her or does he just want to get her used to buys jumping out of the darkness to get her? There is nothing positive about what he is doing. This would have been better if she had also pulled out a gun and shot him.

...You're putting entirely too much thought into this. He was trying to scare her. The end. Chill out, Debbie Downer.
 
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