Will it ever stop?

Somethin' grabs ahold of Juan tightly.
Throws him in a van and gets rid of him nightly.

I wonder how many were counted more than once...

Rapmaster2000: Will it ever stop?

I don't know.

Agents! Grab ahold of me tightly. Fly me back home, daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, no quiero.

Not a bad start. Now employ about 100,000 Americans as ICE agents and deport another 25,000,000.

Will it ever stop??
Yo, I dont know!
Gimme ten bucks,
And ill mow!

But Repubicans ... er, teabaggers ... ahem, Arizona ... uh, Alabama. Fark it.

Hot Carl To Go: Rapmaster2000: Will it ever stop?

I don't know.



Then turn on the fence, and they'll glow.

Good.

Stop wasting my tax dollars on this.

Find them, document them, and put them on the tax rolls.

"Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

"But, but, but no human is illegal"
"But, but, but they're only taking the jobs that American citizens won't take"
"But, but, but if you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are racist, racist, racist"

And these are just the ones CONVICTED of the aforementioned crimes, not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.

Fantastic, now let's follow the rest of our laws and our country will be fixed in no time.

You got a problem?


Yo, I'll solve it

meat0918: But I was assured Fartbong0 was soft on immigration so his kenyan muslim Al Shawbob bretheren could infilitrate and destroy our country from within

He is. It is only a record number of deportations because the number of illegals coming in in the first place is the most of all time!

Aren't Fartbongo's aunt, uncle, cousins, friends, neighbors, wife, and kids illegal aliens?

Hell, even his dog is Portuguese.

Kevin72: not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.

Because if it's one thing we minorities are good at, it's getting our high-falutin' lawyers to give us a loophole to make a double homicide look like two suicides.

Go Napolitano Go! Go Napolitano Go!

If the Federal government would start kicking out them thar domestic terrorists and shipping them off to Mexico, we'd really cut back on Welfare payments and voter fraud and other problems in the U.S.A.. Tea baggers would just think that the government rounding them(tea baggers) up with a to good to refuse free Mexican vacation, was a dirty underhanded trick.

Kevin72: "Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

"But, but, but no human is illegal"
"But, but, but they're only taking the jobs that American citizens won't take"
"But, but, but if you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are racist, racist, racist"

And these are just the ones CONVICTED of the aforementioned crimes, not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.

So the largest group of criminals (by the figures listed in your quote) are for crimes that shouldn't even be crimes.
I too am against consenting adults having the freedom to do what they want with their own body.

girlies on standby waitin' just to say hi
did ya stop?
no I just rolled by...

Kevin72: "Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

I bet you also decry the Nanny State, rail against the drug war, and condemn sex offender status for urinating outdoors.

Obama is a fool for ratcheting up deportations. It won't win him any votes because he's a seekrit Muslin soshulist athiest facist, while Latinos are only getting more pissed off for being scapegoated.

meat0918: But I was assured Fartbong0 was soft on immigration so his kenyan muslim Al Shawbob bretheren could infilitrate and destroy our country from within

My favorite is this article by latino.foxnews.com (new window)

Where they bash Obama saying

"Advocates for more lenient immigration policies have assailed the Obama administration for failing to achieve comprehensive immigration reform, and instead expelling a record number of immigrants.

Many say his actions -- which they say run counter to his 2008 campaign pledges to help people find a path to legalization -- amount to betrayal."

OMG I love the spins. Obama is too soft on imigration then he's too hard.

eggrolls: Stop wasting my tax dollars on this.

Find them, document them, and put them on the tax rolls.

Do that and then what's the point of having immigration laws in the first place?

I'd grab my nine.

The Goddamn Batman: Pressure on people - people on streets...

Wait.

Your post is full of win. +1 to you.

This thread is FULL of win :)

BRAVO for all the witty replies lol

I'm more bothered that these centers are all run by lucrative private contracts with prison companies. I find it very suspicious that the detention population is rising as the corporate prison system is contributing more and more money to political campaigns

Kevin72: "Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

"But, but, but no human is illegal"
"But, but, but they're only taking the jobs that American citizens won't take"
"But, but, but if you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are racist, racist, racist"

And these are just the ones CONVICTED of the aforementioned crimes, not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.


Um, isn't there a nice, cozy place that we usually put people convicted of HOMICIDE?

So if they're illegal, we just toss 'em back like little fish?

m2313: Kevin72: "Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

"But, but, but no human is illegal"
"But, but, but they're only taking the jobs that American citizens won't take"
"But, but, but if you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are racist, racist, racist"

And these are just the ones CONVICTED of the aforementioned crimes, not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.

So the largest group of criminals (by the figures listed in your quote) are for crimes that shouldn't even be crimes.
I too am against consenting adults having the freedom to do what they want with their own body.

Depends on what they mean by "drug-related". Possession like you said is arguable, but they can also mean violent crimes, carrying weapons while distributing/transporting, laundering money for cartels, buying weapons for cartels, etc.

And driving under the influence isn't just about "their own body", it is about risking other people's bodies for a cheap selfish thrill.

In any case, the point is that someone who is not a citizen (here on a visa program) should be on their best behavior and deportation is entirely warranted if they're doing something that is currently considered a crime for citizens.

TheShavingofOccam123: Fartbama is so tough on immigration that more than half of its prisoners imprisoned last year were Hispanic.


Is that more than half of ALL prisoners in US prisons, or just illegals?

Would love to see a source on that.

Xenophobia.. got it!

I'm cleaning up in Failed State Bingo.

david_gaithersburg: Not a bad start. Now employ about 100,000 Americans as ICE agents and deport another 25,000,000.

Good idea...of course some of the La Raza/Reconquista/Aztlan Farkers aren't going to like this.....

Kevin72: "Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

"But, but, but no human is illegal"
"But, but, but they're only taking the jobs that American citizens won't take"
"But, but, but if you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are racist, racist, racist"

And these are just the ones CONVICTED of the aforementioned crimes, not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has said the agency is focusing its resources on criminals, recent border crossers, those who repeatedly cross the border and those people the department considers fugitives.

So, they are specifically targeting criminals and fugitives, and it STILL turns out that less than 2% of them are convicted of violent crimes. I bet you could do better than that just throwing darts at a map of Detroit and arresting whoever you find there.

Mr. Breeze: eggrolls: Stop wasting my tax dollars on this.

Find them, document them, and put them on the tax rolls.

Do that and then what's the point of having immigration laws in the first place?

Good question.

Freakonomics.com - The Case for Open Immigration:

Bloomberg: the economic advantages of Spain's open immigration policy

Kevin72: "Among the 396,906 individuals deported were more than 1,000 convicted of homicide. Another 5,800 were sexual offenders, and about 80,000 people were convicted of drug related crimes or driving under the influence."

"But, but, but no human is illegal"
"But, but, but they're only taking the jobs that American citizens won't take"
"But, but, but if you are against ILLEGAL immigration, you are racist, racist, racist"

And these are just the ones CONVICTED of the aforementioned crimes, not including all the drunk driving, drugs, homicides, molestations that got away or out on a legal technicality.

david_gaithersburg: Not a bad start. Now employ about 100,000 Americans as ICE agents and deport another 25,000,000.



Feels your pain.

Goodun subby.

+1

my state

Total Population 6.2 million
Estimated Illegal Pop 350K

5.6%

30% of the people in prison in my state are illegal. They are not in prison for jaywalking or being brown. Most are in prison for aggressive or violent offences.

pxsteel: my state

Total Population 6.2 million
Estimated Illegal Pop 350K

5.6%

30% of the people in prison in my state are illegal. They are not in prison for jaywalking or being brown. Most are in prison for aggressive or violent offences.

FACTS DON'T BELONG HERE! WE LOVE UNDOCUMENTED ALIENS HERE ON FARK!

david_gaithersburg: Not a bad start. Now employ about 100,000 Americans as ICE agents and deport another 25,000,000.

You know who else liked to round up and deport people...