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(Bitten and Bound)   Paris Jackson joined the flag football team at her private school, and has already received a bonafide recruitment letter from the Lingerie Football League. Seriously   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 47
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2011-10-19 11:29:05 AM  
I started by asking myself "who the hell is paris jackson" Then I saw the picture and figured it was some famous tranny. Then I read the article to try to figure out why the tranny was famous and finally figured out what was going on.
 
2011-10-19 12:01:55 PM  

Babwa Wawa: I started by asking myself "who the hell is paris jackson" Then I saw the picture and figured it was some famous tranny. Then I read the article to try to figure out why the tranny was famous and finally figured out what was going on.


Wow... calling a 13 year old girl a tranny... Fark delivers.
 
2011-10-19 12:16:58 PM  
Dude......she's 13.
 
2011-10-19 12:21:39 PM  
13? meh
she will be 18 soon
and then she will start her career in porn
 
2011-10-19 12:31:16 PM  
I guarantee no one in that depraved family would object to putting her in lingerie if it would make them some money. Her make-believe father would even smile from the afterlife, no doubt.
 
2011-10-19 12:39:19 PM  

Speaker2Animals: I guarantee no one in that depraved family would object to putting her in lingerie if it would make them some money. Her make-believe father would even smile from the afterlife, no doubt.


Actually, their father pretty much shielded them from the media. Their grandfather on the other hand...
 
2011-10-19 01:16:55 PM  

dletter: Babwa Wawa: I started by asking myself "who the hell is paris jackson" Then I saw the picture and figured it was some famous tranny. Then I read the article to try to figure out why the tranny was famous and finally figured out what was going on.

Wow... calling a 13 year old girl a tranny... Fark delivers.


I didn't call her a tranny. I just said she looked like a tranny.

You have the press reporting on the extracurricular activities of marginally famous thirteen year olds, and the Hooter's of the sporting world trying to recruit a seventh grader.

Sure, I'm the sicko for assuming that the subject would be of age when I clicked on the link.
 
2011-10-19 02:02:12 PM  

coco ebert: Actually, their father pretty much shielded them from the media. Their grandfather on the other hand..


Yep.
 
2011-10-19 02:24:57 PM  
Paris Jackson joined the flag football team at her private school, and has already received a bonafide recruitment letter from the Lingerie Lolicon Football League. Seriously

Fixed that for the subby.

A youth program? Really? Who's the director, Ped O. Bear?
 
2011-10-19 02:28:37 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Paris Jackson joined the flag football team at her private school, and has already received a bonafide recruitment letter from the Lingerie Lolicon Football League. Seriously

Fixed that for the subby.

A youth program? Really? Who's the director, Ped O. Bear?


Chicago PedoBears 6 1/2 fav over the San Francisco 69ers week 1.
 
2011-10-19 02:29:01 PM  
Canadian Farkers who follow the CFL were probably extra confused by this headline.

Link (new window)

/Two 1000+ yard seasons and he's sitting on 12 so far this season...ouch
 
2011-10-19 02:32:12 PM  
They could air the Lingerie Youth Football League games right after Toddlers in Tiaras and right before 16 and Pregnant.
/But it's the gays and the Muslims that are ruining our country.
 
2011-10-19 02:39:33 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2011-10-19 02:39:47 PM  
Wondering if all the Jackson's money problems have erased since Michael's death...

Also wondering if that little white girl really believes her daddy was Mike.
 
2011-10-19 02:41:49 PM  
Damn it! Blocked!

/book
//mark
///fap
 
2011-10-19 02:47:28 PM  
Speaker2Animals: I guarantee no one in that depraved family would object to putting her in lingerie if it would make them some money. Her make-believe father would even smile from the afterlife, no doubt.

coco ebert: Actually, their father pretty much shielded them from the media. Their grandfather on the other hand...


....frequently gives the impression he would sell his mother for a nickle.
 
2011-10-19 02:54:34 PM  
how about Blanket?
 
2011-10-19 03:06:51 PM  
The TMZ article says she wouldn't actually wear lingerie herself, but rather just serve as some kind of spokesperson. But I still think LFL Commissioner Mitchell S. Mortaza needs to take a seat over there for the overall effect he's trying to achieve.
 
2011-10-19 03:08:25 PM  

Captain Bong Water: Canadian Farkers who follow the CFL were probably extra confused by this headline.

Link (new window)

/Two 1000+ yard seasons and he's sitting on 12 so far this season...ouch


I also was confused.

upload.wikimedia.org

What a Paris Jackson might look like...
 
2011-10-19 03:09:12 PM  
I read the headline as "Peter Jackson" and threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2011-10-19 03:12:24 PM  
karl malone approves
 
2011-10-19 03:24:36 PM  
I have a feeling that chick will be hot one day.
 
2011-10-19 03:35:43 PM  

Captain Bong Water: Canadian Farkers who follow the CFL were probably extra confused by this headline.

Link (new window)

/Two 1000+ yard seasons and he's sitting on 12 so far this season...ouch


Wait, they play 17 games this year, the NFL wouldn't have that. Bunch of babies in the USA.

The United States of America is #1.
 
2011-10-19 03:58:55 PM  

KingVJ: Captain Bong Water: Canadian Farkers who follow the CFL were probably extra confused by this headline.

Link (new window)

/Two 1000+ yard seasons and he's sitting on 12 so far this season...ouch

Wait, they play 17 games this year, the NFL wouldn't have that. Bunch of babies in the USA.

The United States of America is #1.


CFL plays 18 games every year.
 
2011-10-19 04:12:02 PM  

Babboonrash: Also wondering if that little white girl really believes her daddy was Mike.


I don't know, but she does kinda have his facial structure. You know, his real facial structure.
 
2011-10-19 04:57:39 PM  

KingVJ: Wait, they play 17 games this year, the NFL wouldn't have that. Bunch of babies in the USA.


AFL plays 18 games/year in the USA, too.
 
2011-10-19 05:45:20 PM  

FrancoFile: I read the headline as "Peter Jackson" and threw up in my mouth a little.


Just a little?
 
2011-10-19 05:59:25 PM  
She's a very cute girl... in 5 years, watch out.
 
2011-10-19 06:20:10 PM  

jake3988: She's a very cute girl... in 5 years, watch out.


5 years? I'm fapping now.

/is that wrong?
 
2011-10-19 06:26:13 PM  

abhorrent1: jake3988: She's a very cute girl... in 5 years, watch out.

5 years? I'm fapping now.

/is that wrong?


Nah, you're just paying an homage to her dad. although you get extra points if you bring Blanket into the picture too.
 
2011-10-19 07:57:51 PM  

gtfan92: Babboonrash: Also wondering if that little white girl really believes her daddy was Mike.

I don't know, but she does kinda have his facial structure. You know, his real facial structure.


Brown eyes, wide nose and an afro. She's the spitting image of a 13 year old MJ!!
 
2011-10-19 08:50:49 PM  
You ever read something that makes so little sense that you sit there mentally screaming it? Yeah... Lingerie Football League youth program.
 
2011-10-19 08:55:13 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Sure, I'm the sicko for assuming that the subject would be of age when I clicked on the link.


So the "private school" part, and the fact it was somehow bizarre that the lingerie league recruited her, provided no hits that this was about a child?
 
2011-10-19 08:56:20 PM  

gtfan92: Babboonrash: Also wondering if that little white girl really believes her daddy was Mike.

I don't know, but she does kinda have his facial structure. You know, his real facial structure.


Yeah...no.
 
2011-10-19 09:17:00 PM  
He was good for at least one crazy circus catch every game.

media.mmgdailies.topscms.com
 
2011-10-19 09:38:55 PM  

SharkTrager: Babwa Wawa: Sure, I'm the sicko for assuming that the subject would be of age when I clicked on the link.

So the "private school" part, and the fact it was somehow bizarre that the lingerie league recruited her, provided no hits that this was about a child?


I assumed it was either a story about the league going after a high school kid or there was something else freaky about the player. Then I clicked the link and saw that stupid getup she was wearing and figured her for a tranny and this would be a juwanna Mann type story.

How the hell shouldi know who paris jackson is?
 
2011-10-19 10:31:17 PM  

SharkTrager: Yeah...no.


devilskware: Brown eyes, wide nose and an afro. She's the spitting image of a 13 year old MJ!!


Well, in that picture, it kinda looked like. (nose/cheekbone size and shape) Now that I am looking at other pictures, it doesn't looks like such, but hey, please continue being assholes.
 
2011-10-19 10:55:13 PM  

Babwa Wawa: I didn't call her a tranny. I just said she looked like a tranny.


Dude, she's 13.
 
2011-10-19 10:58:55 PM  
Creepy comments are just human nature...right?
 
2011-10-19 11:05:39 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

/hot, obvs
 
2011-10-20 12:45:34 AM  
yeah, the lingerie football league is all about opportunities, breaking barriers and respect for women.

Which is why their uniforms are lacy, scanty underwear that leave little to the imagination, as opposed to the much more covering uniforms worn by their male counterparts.

And I'm sure any woman who was really good at football but didn't have a near flawless figure could totally make the team too.

:P
 
2011-10-20 01:01:01 AM  

octopied: yeah, the lingerie football league is all about opportunities, breaking barriers and respect for women.

Which is why their uniforms are lacy, scanty underwear that leave little to the imagination, as opposed to the much more covering uniforms worn by their male counterparts.

And I'm sure any woman who was really good at football but didn't have a near flawless figure could totally make the team too.

:P


So you would rather have Rosie O'Donnell, (Fat) Oprah, Roseanne, Precious, and Melissa McCarthy for the O-Line? In lacy, scanty underwear?
 
2011-10-20 01:53:36 AM  
Came for pictures of Paris in lingerie

leaving disappointed
 
2011-10-20 02:23:01 AM  

You Cant Explain That: Came for pictures of Paris in lingerie

leaving disappointed


www.fooyoh.com

//my mother would never have let me out of the house wearing this
 
2011-10-20 07:38:31 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Babwa Wawa: I didn't call her a tranny. I just said she looked like a tranny.

Dude, she's 13.


Dude, she's a thirteen year old dressed up and made up to look like a 28-year-old Michael Jackson.

I think this bears repeating. You have:

1. Reporters going after 13 year olds
2. lingerie leagues recruiting pubescent females
3. A girl doing publicity events dressed up to look as much like her father looked in the mid-80s

I'm not the skeevy one here for thinking that the lingerie league might be pulling a publicity stunt recruiting a kid who can't play in college because he changed his gender, and you have to admit, it would be a helluva story:

"Chris had a full ride to Southern Methodist until he decided he was more comfortable as a woman. She's still got skills in the pocket, but nobody's given her a chance. Nobody, that is, until the Lingerie League stepped in and paid for complete transgender surgery. Next spring, she'll be behind center for the Albuquerque NippleClamps."
 
2011-10-20 08:52:50 AM  

FrancoFile: I read the headline as "Peter Jackson" and threw up in my mouth a little.


I read the headline as "Paris Hilton" and threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2011-10-20 09:16:42 AM  

GardenWeasel: octopied: yeah, the lingerie football league is all about opportunities, breaking barriers and respect for women.

Which is why their uniforms are lacy, scanty underwear that leave little to the imagination, as opposed to the much more covering uniforms worn by their male counterparts.

And I'm sure any woman who was really good at football but didn't have a near flawless figure could totally make the team too.

:P

So you would rather have Rosie O'Donnell, (Fat) Oprah, Roseanne, Precious, and Melissa McCarthy for the O-Line? In lacy, scanty underwear?


For my bonfire? Yeah.
 
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