15, Missing in Mexico and Pregnant. Sounds like the title of the next great reality show.

Karma Chameleon: 15, Missing in Mexico and Pregnant. Sounds like the title of the next great reality show.

Or last year's episode of Guiding Light.

sounds like the wife's daughter only she is 30, not pregnant but did announce it on FB prior to telling her mother.

"Turns out you can't keep a 14 year old you married in Mexico. Even if you have the receipt."

Is it to early to say she's cute?

/is that my seat over there?

My idiot sister-in-law announced her pregnancy on FB before she even had it confirmed by a doctor. She's such a farking attention-whore.

Id marry her in Mexico.

dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

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cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

I know. At least make it 12 or younger, man.

cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

That's like 27 in Mexican years.

cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

Did you miss the part about Mexico?

cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

Yeah, she is a little old for Mexico.

FTFA:

Referring to the man her daughter is believed to have run away with, Mrs Simonek explained: 'When she I guess got down there, he was married and she left,' and found another man.


Sounds like a determined young lady.

what a gross little whore! she elopes with a married man, ditches him, finds another man, gets knocked up and married. all within a month.

mom, you failed miserably.

cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

Oh shiat, now I feel weird.

I thought it said 12.

Just another case of a young slutty girl raised by stupid, and probably slutty, mom. (judging by their facebook-esque pictue)

Should have slapped that silly wench upside the head when she brought a grown a** man home to momma.

/Parenting? How does it work??

cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

It's not a big deal....it's in Mexico!!! Nothing bad ever happens there.

RumsfeldsReplacement: That's like 27 in Mexican years.

Which are siimilar to Donkey years

doesnt sound all that missing to me

lilplatinum: cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

Did you miss the part about Mexico?

I hate missing parts about Mexico.

//one day I will find you again left kidney ... maybe in Mazatlan

And she's marrying her brother.

And the child is yours.

WarpZone: what a gross little whore! she elopes with a married man, ditches him, finds another man, gets knocked up and married. all within a month.

mom, you failed miserably.

Considering how young her mother was when she gave birth, I'd say she "won" whatever gauntlet that pretty blonde girls seem to be running nowadays.

/Need to get a tan and grab some of 'em before they run out.

What is it with these young girls?? A 16 yr old student around here got a teacher thrown in prison, and got her prosecuting DA to be disbarred for giving her atleast alcohol- while he was prosecuting the teacher! No, can't find name or pics....

Things like this are why my FB account is inactive. I just really, really, really don't care/need to know about your intimate personal details. Or I don't want to read your cryptically worded status updates that imply this or that.

You're just not that interesting.

Was it "frape", or was it "frape-frape"?

WarpZone: what a gross little whore! she elopes with a married man, ditches him, finds another man, gets knocked up and married. all within a month.

mom, you failed miserably.

Eh, this is why we outright ban teenagers having sex (which obviously doesn't prevent it, but forces them to think about it enough to conceal it) and sane people push the birth control angle pretty hard. Given the freedom to do so, I think most of us were dumb enough to end up married, pregnant and in Mexico when we were 15. It's not known for being a calm and rational year.

At least announcing it on FB saves the cops a lot of trouble with the missing persons stuff and assures the parents she's not dead in a lake somewhere, that's more considerate than I was at that age.

Easy_Like_Sunday_Mornin': Just another case of a young slutty girl raised by stupid, and probably slutty, mom. (judging by their facebook-esque pictue)

Should have slapped that silly wench upside the head when she brought a grown a** man home to momma.

/Parenting? How does it work??

But in fairness, they are pretty close if 'She talked to her daughter twice over the weekend via Facebook,'

/Talking to your kid....how does that work?
//I shot a guy named Chino....just to watch him die.

Does anyone know what stores the happy couple are registered at? It's not to late to send a wedding gift.

/via con dios

I'm over it now: Things like this are why my FB account is inactive. I just really, really, really don't care/need to know about your intimate personal details. Or I don't want to read your cryptically worded status updates that imply this or that.

You're just not that interesting.

I totally am that interesting. You're just not on my friends list.

/kidding... I'm totally boring!

dothemath: cgraves67: dothemath: Id marry her in Mexico.

Did you miss the part where she's 15?

Oh shiat, now I feel weird.

I thought it said 12.

I'm on a Mexican Radio!
A Mexicaaan OOO--OOOO Radio!

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: And she's marrying her brother.

And the child is yours.

And they all have amnesia!!!

Wow; she's a winner. She went to mexico on purpose and got knocked up at 15. If it was a contest of wits between her and a bag of hammers; I'd put every penny I have on the bag of hammers winning.

This girl 100:1
A bag of hammers 2:1

Whole lotta stupidity there...preggers, 15, announce it on FacelessBook, and run off to Mexico.

Poor girl. I hope she ends up ok. I'm just thankful for all the stupid shaat I pulled in my youth I never got into that much trouble, what with the receiving end of pregnancy being biologically impossible and all.

She snuck into Mexico, got pregnant with local and anchor baby?

UR DOING IT WRONG.

a 23-year-old named Chino...

last name...Pants.

Wasn't this just on South Park?

On the bright side at least we are sending one of our 15 year olds to their country to pop out babies instead of vice versa for once...

CSB:

My 41 ex-wife (divorced last year) who has 8 kids by three different men, who cheated on me with a guildmate she met playing world of warcraft, got drunk at a party with people she works with at Dicks Sporting Goods (she makes $10.50 an hour) and had a one night stand with another 35 year old winner who works there for shiat wages and ended up pregnant. She and her 17 year old daughter, because mom was OK with her daughters 24 year old boyfriend living with them, are both due about a week apart in February.

There is even more and it is the most epic fail I have ever seen.

Hyppy: I have two life tips that I would like to share with you.

1) Don't use a word in conversation that you've only read
2) Don't use a word in writing that you've only heard

Following these two simple rules will save you a lot of embarrassment down the road.

/For all intensive porpoises

Misspelling Mexican is serious business!

jst3p: ex-wife (divorced last year)

... Wait... WHY DID YOU MARRY THIS WOMAN IN THE FIRST PLACE??

/Holy crap, dude
//Hope none of the kids are yours