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(Jalopnik) Sad Hey, let's feature Christina Hendricks in a videogame (^_^) And we'll make her breasts smaller (-_-)   (jalopnik.com) divider line 101
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2011-10-19 01:35:54 PM
i'd give her hot coffee either way.
 
2011-10-19 01:36:43 PM
=|
 
2011-10-19 01:37:15 PM
Well, what game engine could hold the amazingness that is her breasts?
 
2011-10-19 01:37:33 PM
DarkPascual: Well, what game engine could hold the amazingness that is her breasts?

Unreal?
 
2011-10-19 01:37:43 PM
that's a man, baby! ...
 
2011-10-19 01:38:49 PM
The terrorists have won.
 
2011-10-19 01:39:57 PM
That doesn't look anything like her anyway
 
2011-10-19 01:40:49 PM
Andrew Wiggin: i'd give her hot coffee either way.

Let's just declare this over in one.
 
2011-10-19 01:41:29 PM
forum.ntreev.net
 
2011-10-19 01:42:06 PM
Sad tag indeed :(

///That woman has the most beautiful rack... Mmmmmmm!
 
2011-10-19 01:42:25 PM
it is a sad day today. v_v
 
2011-10-19 01:42:29 PM
The way you guys go on about her, you'd think that the breasts were actually Christina Hendricks and the head was some floppy rubber thing that sits on top for convenience.
 
2011-10-19 01:43:29 PM
Rude Turnip: The way you guys go on about her, you'd think that the breasts were actually Christina Hendricks and the head was some floppy rubber thing that sits on top for convenience.

Wait, that's NOT the truth? My worldview hath been shattered.
 
2011-10-19 01:43:56 PM
it... it.... it's... (._. )
 
2011-10-19 01:44:28 PM
Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?
 
2011-10-19 01:44:50 PM
Fix it already so I can get in there!!
t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-19 01:46:21 PM
The new DLC for Dragon Age 2 features Felicia Day. I wouldn't recommend buying DA2 for it, but if you have it already and are a fan of her, why not?
 
2011-10-19 01:46:53 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.
 
2011-10-19 01:47:04 PM
Rude Turnip: The way you guys go on about her, you'd think that the breasts were actually Christina Hendricks and the head was some floppy rubber thing that sits on top for convenience.

Both parts are made of gristle, fat, proteins, collagen and various other substances. Both parts are beautiful.

If you're referring to what goes on inside the head, sure, it wouold be interesting to find out, but when it comes down to it we're judging the physical here. If you think that's somehow worng, well, good luck persuading humans to do otherwise,


/the head probably has more bone
//you know, in case you were thinking of devouring her
///kittens give morbo gas
 
2011-10-19 01:48:20 PM
Apparently the size went from "really, really, really huge" down to just "really, really huge".
 
2011-10-19 01:50:26 PM
omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.


says the fat,pimpled face, virgin teen
 
2011-10-19 01:51:22 PM
Rude Turnip: The way you guys go on about her, you'd think that the breasts were actually Christina Hendricks and the head was some floppy rubber thing that sits on top for convenience.

6/10.

Nothing great, yet it'll get a few nibbles.
 
2011-10-19 01:52:30 PM
omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.


You know how I know you're gay?
 
2011-10-19 01:53:31 PM
I won't be in my bunk.
 
2011-10-19 01:53:54 PM
Mr.Man: omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.

says the fat,pimpled face, virgin teen


Good one, professor.
 
2011-10-19 01:54:00 PM
SR_NightBane: omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.

You know how I know you're gay?



Is it because they're posting here and not fapping?
 
2011-10-19 01:54:10 PM
SR_NightBane: omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.

You know how I know you're gay?


www.gotceleb.com
 
2011-10-19 01:56:07 PM
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
 
2011-10-19 01:57:01 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: SR_NightBane: omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.

You know how I know you're gay?

[www.gotceleb.com image 560x361]


Free Willy indeed.
 
2011-10-19 01:57:49 PM
That's because they haven't made a rig powerful enough to render those sweater puppies.
 
2011-10-19 02:00:01 PM
Gothnet: Rude Turnip: The way you guys go on about her, you'd think that the breasts were actually Christina Hendricks and the head was some floppy rubber thing that sits on top for convenience.

Both parts are made of gristle, fat, proteins, collagen and various other substances. Both parts are beautiful.

If you're referring to what goes on inside the head, sure, it wouold be interesting to find out, but when it comes down to it we're judging the physical here. If you think that's somehow worng, well, good luck persuading humans to do otherwise,


/the head probably has more bone
//you know, in case you were thinking of devouring her
///kittens give morbo gas


I wouldn't mind giving her head one more bone if you know what I'm saying.

/fellatio.
//her going down on me.
///blowjob.
////that is all.
 
2011-10-19 02:00:09 PM
omeganuepsilon: The_Six_Fingered_Man: SR_NightBane: omeganuepsilon: Why Would I Read the Article: Did they at least make her stomach, hips, and thighs smaller, too?

Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.

You know how I know you're gay?

[www.gotceleb.com image 560x361]

Free Willy indeed.


She could free my Willy anytime she pleased

/see what I did there?
 
2011-10-19 02:00:20 PM
omeganuepsilon: Pretty much, in the video game she doesn't look like beached whale, unlike reality.

If that's what a beached whale looks like, I'm headed down to the ocean to grope some beached whales.
 
2011-10-19 02:01:46 PM
Not only did they make her breasts smaller but made her face look like somebody else's.

Bravo!
 
2011-10-19 02:04:29 PM
Benjimin_Dover: Not only did they make her breasts smaller but made her face look like somebody else's.

Her face looks more like Kristen Johnson
 
2011-10-19 02:04:54 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Rude Turnip: The way you guys go on about her, you'd think that the breasts were actually Christina Hendricks and the head was some floppy rubber thing that sits on top for convenience.

Wait, that's NOT the truth? My worldview hath been shattered.



You're the reason female gamers tend not to identify themselves.
 
2011-10-19 02:06:54 PM
Otackle72: /see what I did there?

Yes, made yourself look like a wanna be fatty farker.
 
2011-10-19 02:07:31 PM
Look at the promo for the game, really slick and great graphics. TV production quality. Also could be as fun as eating a loaf of wonderbread.

Not that the wonderbread isn't well baked. It just is not intended to be truly interesting.

/Maybe that is what happens when the people making the game work eighty hour weeks.
 
2011-10-19 02:08:54 PM
I bet they came up with the idea over a round of O'Douls.
 
2011-10-19 02:09:02 PM
Bastards, took her best ass boobsets.
Why did they fark with perfection?
 
2011-10-19 02:10:26 PM
unicron702: That's because they haven't made a rig powerful enough to render those sweater puppies.

I believe once you surpass the Ds you're into "chest tigers" realm.
 
2011-10-19 02:13:03 PM
This text is now purple: unicron702: That's because they haven't made a rig powerful enough to render those sweater puppies.

I believe once you surpass the Ds you're into "chest tigers" realm.


Hounds of the Basketfulls
 
2011-10-19 02:14:24 PM
www.gotceleb.com

and if the price you pay for a fantastic, even epic, rack is a gut and ass that size, put me in the "no thanks" camp

/ to each his own
// mine is Marisa Miller
 
2011-10-19 02:21:02 PM
in the videogame her breasts look like they are in a normal bra. Usually she is always wearing a push up bra or a corset to have them push up and out
 
2011-10-19 02:21:54 PM
www.patfullerton.com
 
2011-10-19 02:23:28 PM
plushpuppy: in the videogame her breasts look like they are in a normal bra. Usually she is always wearing a push up bra or a corset to have them push up and out

This, they're just not shoved up into her farking neck. I'm not sure what is so appealing about that, but she does it all the time and it creeps me out. Your tits should look like they're attached to the rest of your body, goddamnit.
 
2011-10-19 02:24:52 PM
Mentalpatient87: plushpuppy: in the videogame her breasts look like they are in a normal bra. Usually she is always wearing a push up bra or a corset to have them push up and out

This, they're just not shoved up into her farking neck. I'm not sure what is so appealing about that, but she does it all the time and it creeps me out. Your tits should look like they're attached to the rest of your body, goddamnit.


All coming out the top of her turtleneck and what-not.
 
2011-10-19 02:25:19 PM
The thing I just don't get is that 99% of female characters in games have absurdly huge tits, but then when they model a character after a real person with absurdly huge tits, they shrink them. You can't explain that.
 
2011-10-19 02:29:47 PM
Christina Hendricks has huge breasts...just like most other fat women.
 
2011-10-19 02:30:05 PM
Well I use Mac/Linux...: 99% of female characters

#occupychristinahendricks

1% of the corporations are down sizing breast size in video games for the other 99%
 
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