Damn it, that was my best move.



/forever alone

IT may not be the way to go through life, but I cna tell you it's a hell of a Wednesday nights.

Is there any other way?

he sounds slick

It worked for Kramer.



/everything worked for Kramer

Says you, Subby!

/don't jufge me

if thats wrong then i dont wanna be right

HEY BABY HEY BABY, HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?

Bungling a Fark headline cliche is no way to go through life, subby.

GRRRREASE ME UP, WOMAN!

how young are we talking here?

/dnrtfa

Well there go my Friday nights

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

You can get arrested for this? Huh, gotta switch over from cooking oil to something else I guess. Propeller beanie and angel wings? Maybe that won't scare the young girls as much.

Double Standard.

It would be OK to go through life like that if women did this.

/even encouraged, one could say

sounds like a pretty good way to go through life to me

Naked
Oooh.

covered in cooking oil
Oooh!

making indecent proposals
OOOH!

young man
Dammit.

It is to such lengths that men are driven when they fail to understand that courtship is social Darwinism made tangible. The unfit should accept their unfitness and leave the fit alone.

Anyone seen Andrew today?

You know he ain't messin' when he slathers on the Wesson!

or

Ready to rock n roll-a when he slaps on the Mazola!

You call it corn hole, we call it maize hole.

"...episode involving a man upstairs known as 'Boo Boo'."

That's one that's not smarter than your average

this is his mug shot. and yes i realized too late i had bungled the headline after hitting submit. I wasn't too awake this morning when I read this story. Side note, someone popped a picture of him when he stepped outside in all his cooking oil glory. If I read it right, he was lubed up from the waist up and had on sweats. anyway, whoever snapped that picture will hopefully keep it to themselves and not post it on the net.

/wishful thinking