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(Daily Mail) Unlikely High heels are rising in popularity...for men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 160
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2011-10-19 10:27:05 AM
Oh dear god. This trend was started by either short, compensating men or vengeful women I bet.

/dnrtfa
//was too scared
 
2011-10-19 10:36:58 AM
Back in the 1500s, men wore high heels for the same reason that women wear them
today: to have a more sexy walk.

/Or so I was told once by a ladyfriend.
 
2011-10-19 10:41:01 AM
Unimpressed...

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2011-10-19 10:44:28 AM
I'll pass, thanks.
 
2011-10-19 10:44:51 AM
Those NYC subway grates are murder on my shoes though...
 
2011-10-19 10:45:37 AM
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2011-10-19 10:45:39 AM
I will beat you to death with your own absurdity...
 
2011-10-19 10:46:02 AM
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2011-10-19 10:46:49 AM
At first I was thinking work boots with a 2" lift which even looks normal. I was thinking normal guy stuff. This is some hybrid drag thing, even platform shoes looked better than this, that is awful.
 
2011-10-19 10:47:09 AM
"Flats rule!" scream your knees, ankles, spine, and feet.
 
2011-10-19 10:47:30 AM
WTF. Between this and friggin skinny jeans and girly haircuts...why are "men" becoming such sissys?
You look RETARDED. Just because you can't grow facial hair doesn't mean you should dress up like a girl.
 
2011-10-19 10:47:55 AM
first chicks start digging guys in eye liner. now this. when are they going to want us to carry around purses and drive like crap?
 
2011-10-19 10:48:34 AM
rev. dave: At first I was thinking work boots with a 2" lift which even looks normal. I was thinking normal guy stuff. This is some hybrid drag thing, even platform shoes looked better than this, that is awful.

I was thinking the same lines. I wear a pair with heels when I have to deliver a trailer load where I have to do a lot of walking. Really takes the strain off of the lower back.

Those... are not cool.
 
2011-10-19 10:49:02 AM
i was going to post some old pics of KISS, but the epic pic above made me think that maybe i shouldn't post KISS in the same thread as those two...
 
2011-10-19 10:49:19 AM
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2011-10-19 10:49:32 AM
You can wear heels and still look relatively manly, if they are cowboy boots.
 
2011-10-19 10:50:10 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Back in the 1500s, men wore high heels for the same reason that women wear them
today: to have a more sexy walk.

/Or so I was told once by a ladyfriend.


Yes they did. But then again, having a lisp and being draped in gewgaws was pretty much the equivalent of having your pants around your knees and a pick in your 'fro does in certain areas today: It's a statement of masculinity.

/But guys... Boots with heels are way sexier on you, cowboy boots if you must
//Also, longish hair, one earring
///I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-10-19 10:50:11 AM
Andrew Wiggin: first chicks start digging guys in eye liner. now this. when are they going to want us to carry around purses and drive like crap?

Trust me, those guys pictured aren't worried about what chicks like!
 
2011-10-19 10:51:38 AM
Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on this one.
 
2011-10-19 10:51:39 AM
Yes it has increased, from none to two, and those two arent really "men", you know, in the traditional sense. NTTAWWI.
 
2011-10-19 10:52:03 AM
Quick, Fark He-Man Woman Hater's Club, we must police the trappings of gender! Because there's nothing more manly than being intimately involved in what other people wear!
 
2011-10-19 10:53:43 AM
Headline should have included "gay men" to be accurate.

No guy I know would ever wear those.

/Cowboy boots rock.
 
2011-10-19 10:53:59 AM
I don't think this article was written for straight men.
 
2011-10-19 10:54:13 AM
Andrew Wiggin: first chicks start digging guys in eye liner. now this. when are they going to want us to carry around purses and drive like crap?

The only guy I know who looks good in eyeliner so far is Adam Lambert, and he's gay.
 
2011-10-19 10:55:20 AM
Theaetetus: Quick, Fark He-Man Woman Hater's Club, we must police the trappings of gender! Because there's nothing more manly than being intimately involved in what other people wear!

Looking at the picture again I don't see your point. Is there anything remotely 'manly' about them?

I've seen androgynous female models pushing out more testosterone than those two.
 
2011-10-19 10:55:48 AM
♫My daddy he disown me cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high heel slippers, and actin' like a queeeeeeeen♫
 
2011-10-19 10:55:50 AM
RedEmily:
/Cowboy boots rock.


Cowboy boots are pretty queer too. just sayin.
 
2011-10-19 10:56:15 AM
Aidan: ///I'll be in my bunk

me too
 
2011-10-19 10:56:53 AM
The thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys...


/had to do it
 
2011-10-19 10:56:57 AM
How i know you are a gay American:
1. You have ever touched another man's penis sexually. EVER. Especially with your mouth or anus.
2. You have allowed a man to touch your penis sexually.
3. You wear any kind of facial make up (unless you are a clown or some other entertainer)
4. You have or would wear high heels

...not complete list. Add as needed.
 
2011-10-19 10:58:59 AM
What men who prefer high heels prefer.
www.rigamode.com

/dntrtstupidfarkinga
//hope no one deems this NSFW
 
2011-10-19 10:59:09 AM
www.discountedcheapdeals.com

My line of work allows me the excuse to wear these. I have them on right now. Gives me at least two extra inches of height.
 
2011-10-19 10:59:57 AM
GacysBasement: 1. You have ever touched another man's penis sexually. EVER. Especially with your mouth or anus.
2. You have allowed a man to touch your penis sexually.


does drunken exploration in college count? just um...curious
 
2011-10-19 11:00:13 AM
There is little that could be more manful than this testosterone charged specimen. Behold the platforms.

www.dressthatman.com
 
2011-10-19 11:00:47 AM
garulee: Gives me at least two extra inches of height.

find me one that gives me 2 extra inches of length and i'll get excited
 
2011-10-19 11:01:03 AM
First World Problems: It's socially acceptable for men to show up just about anywhere in a pair of pants, shirt, and comfortable shoes. Even if you're "dressing up", in all but the most formal situations you can get away with dockers, a polo/long sleeved shirt-sans tie, and flat shoes that are easy to wear.

But no, some of us have to look for ways to make life more difficult.
 
2011-10-19 11:01:13 AM
abhorrent1: RedEmily:
/Cowboy boots rock.

Cowboy boots are pretty queer too. just sayin.


4.bp.blogspot.com

agree
 
2011-10-19 11:01:18 AM
Witchyman: Theaetetus: Quick, Fark He-Man Woman Hater's Club, we must police the trappings of gender! Because there's nothing more manly than being intimately involved in what other people wear!

Looking at the picture again I don't see your point. Is there anything remotely 'manly' about them?


Well, they appear to be men, and that's confirmed by the caption. So, yes.

If you feel the need to determine whether other people are manly or not, then you probably don't qualify either.
 
2011-10-19 11:02:32 AM
high heels ummmm, no

/ platforms, sure if you're geared up playing in a band or a pimp...and they better have fish tanks in them
 
2011-10-19 11:03:54 AM
I think Eddie Izzard explained it quite well.

Funny guy (new window)
 
2011-10-19 11:04:01 AM
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2011-10-19 11:05:36 AM
Humans who are biologically male perhaps.

Men? Not so much.
 
2011-10-19 11:07:25 AM
Andrew Wiggin: Aidan: ///I'll be in my bunk

me too


*grin*
 
2011-10-19 11:07:37 AM
RedEmily:
/Cowboy boots rock.

Abby1: Cowboy boots are pretty queer too. just sayin.


You sound like a repressed cowboy. You know you want a pair, you're just too chicken to wear them in public....

/worn 2 1/4" heels most of my life
//looks awesome in Stetson and boots
///Alas, as a Foxhunter, my cowboy boots have never been baptized in horseshiat. Only the riding boots.
 
2011-10-19 11:09:33 AM
Please arrive faster...

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2011-10-19 11:10:19 AM
abhorrent1: RedEmily:
/Cowboy boots rock.

Cowboy boots are pretty queer too. just sayin.


I'm sure that the only footwear that would NOT be labeled like that is something gay men would be horrified to wear. Would someone ever label my cheap black wal-mart house slippers as gay? Less likely than anything stylish or something made of leather.
 
2011-10-19 11:10:58 AM
Andrew Wiggin: GacysBasement: 1. You have ever touched another man's penis sexually. EVER. Especially with your mouth or anus.
2. You have allowed a man to touch your penis sexually.

does drunken exploration in college count? just um...curious


Survey Says.....STILL GAY!!!!!!
 
2011-10-19 11:12:11 AM
GacysBasement: How i know you are a gay American:
1. You have ever touched another man's penis sexually. EVER. Especially with your mouth or anus.
2. You have allowed a man to touch your penis sexually.
3. You wear any kind of facial make up (unless you are a clown or some other entertainer)
4. You have or would wear high heels

...not complete list. Add as needed.


I really don't think your list knows any national boundaries.
 
2011-10-19 11:14:38 AM
High heels are stupid when women wear them and they are doubly stupid for men. I can add to that by saying the same about pointy toes, platforms, etc. When did we decide to have heels in shoes AT ALL? Was it some cult of people who only walked downhill? It's utterly unnatural to have your heel significantly raised above the ball of your foot. We're not cats, for Christ's sake.

Even after that, there is a significant difference to wearing platform boots and heels as a performer and wearing scaled up women's shoes. One is a costume, the other is you being a performance artist playing a sissy boy for attention.
 
2011-10-19 11:14:44 AM
I would rather be drag and wear heels than wear heels with what they are wearing.
 
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