This thread has potential...

I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

But traditional concerns still remain. She added: "Some people consider it as a show that caters to men's aesthetic-functional needs."

Beautiful women who can make me a sandwich? Where do I sign up?

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

No. Just one.

Good luck, panface.

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

And so we thank you for prompting that.

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

it's their flat faces...

although thai chicks have some nice sharp defined facial features... otherwise they have to be 1/2 asian for me

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

Chinese girl thread?


Because I think we can do better than what they're offering.

Also, why are they wearing sneakers and not heels?

animal900: I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

I certainly hope you're correct, Miss.

/kidding

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

It's cool, I'm not much for them either.

I, for one, have faith that you farkers will turn this thread into something that gets me a talking to from my boss.

For every Chinese girls that you guys don't do I'll do three.

SMX: Chinese girl thread?
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Because I think we can do better than what they're offering.

Also, why are they wearing sneakers clothes and not heels naked?

FTFY

Sardonic_Padre: animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...

No. Just one.
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Blocked at work. Which one was it, Erik Estrada or Rudd & Rogen?

not bookmarking this.

Fark that's one hot ChiCom!!

Oh, man. Asian chick thread.

Bunk, I am on my way.

I don't mind them, but after I'm done, I need another one an hour later!

I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but an hour later I'm horny again.

There are no hot mainland Chinese women.

boobsrgood: So, they have vaginas, right?

two

tinyarena: two

...


/furiously booking a trip right farking NOW!

They didn't drown all of them?

bulok: There are no hot mainland Chinese women.

That's because she lives in America now - in (my) bed.

Zhang Ziyi. Or is it Ziyi Zhang now?

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I suspect, being more specific, you mean Oriental chicks.

Russians and the girls of the IDF are also Asian.

A challenger appears from South Korea (psfw)

SMX: Because I think we can do better than what they're offering.

As someone who grew up in Taiwan (Republic of China), I often get a kick out of what people consider "attractive" Chinese women. The ONLY one in that picture that has potential is the second from the right and her face is hidden by the first chick who really isn't in the picture.

And no, not all Chinese women look alike. There are a good 50+ ethnic groups w/in China creating a diversity of colors, facial features and body types.

This text is now purple: animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I suspect, being more specific, you mean Oriental chicks.

A few Russians and the girls of the IDF are also Asian.

FTFY

/also, not preferred nomenclature. East Asians...?

Commie chinawomen aren't up to current beauty standards, they gonna be needing to import the talent.

I see no problem with this.

It let's them create hordes of attention whores and pageant moms that will be too busy dressing up to work at slave wages, and it gives their gay men something to do besides counterfeiting other people's handbags, shoos, and clothing.

Win-win for American productivity and intellectual property rights.

Okay, i did more research on this than was really necessary. There are four major international pageants: Miss Earth, International, Universe and World.

Since 2001, the first year all four have been in existence, the winning nations of those four pageants have been (ordered, again, Earth, International, Universe, World):

2001- Denmark, Poland, Puerto Rico, Nigeria
2002- Bosnia/Kenya (there was a dethroning), Lebanon, Russia/Panama (another dethroning), Turkey
2003- Honduras, Venezuela, Dominican Republic, Ireland
2004- Brazil, Colombia, Australia, Peru
2005- Venezuela, Philippines, Canada, Iceland
2006- Chile, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Czech Republic
2007- Canada, Mexico, Japan, China
2008- Philippines, Spain, Venezuela, Russia
2009- Brazil, Mexico, Venezuela, Gibraltar
2010- India, Venezuela, Mexico, United States
2011- TBA, TBA, Angola, TBA

Note how no country has won even two in the same year, and only Venezuela has even so much as successfully defended a crown (Universe, 2008/09).

Going back through the full histories of the four, the list of successful title defenses is as follows:

EARTH (founded 2001): Never
INTERNATIONAL (founded 1960): Never
UNIVERSE (founded 1952): Venezuela (2008-09)
WORLD (founded 1951): Sweden (1951-52), United Kingdom (1964-65), India (1999-2000)

Basically, China's got an uphill battle here. Also, International has a thing for Latin women lately, so.

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I know, there will be a dozen replies with photos which will instantly prove my gayness...







Good guess

animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

Second.

OMG... Long way to go. Ponytails will not tickle judges when "going down" to get their votes.

Those are some pageant contestants I would like to diddle.

Dee Snarl: This text is now purple: animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I suspect, being more specific, you mean Oriental chicks.

A few Russians and the girls of the IDF are also Asian.

FTFY

/also, not preferred nomenclature. East Asians...?

East Asian doesn't work. SE Asian is culturally and genetically distinct, and the northern-most of the East Asians are indigenous.

Words have meanings, shy post-Colonial British attitudes aside. Oriental is the trait you were describing.

Do they have a "sideways vagina" category?

This text is now purple: Dee Snarl: This text is now purple: animal900: I'm not really into Asian chicks. I don't know what it is, but they just don't do it for me.

I suspect, being more specific, you mean Oriental chicks.

A few Russians and the girls of the IDF are also Asian.

FTFY

/also, not preferred nomenclature. East Asians...?

East Asian doesn't work. SE Asian is culturally and genetically distinct, and the northern-most of the East Asians are indigenous.

Words have meanings, shy post-Colonial British attitudes aside. Oriental is the trait you were describing.

Edgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Suit yourself. I tend to find the "trait" I'm describing in China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam.... You know, the eastern edge of Asia.... (though not, in fairness, Russia).

Interesting to see China's attitude towards western culture change so much. Just like they've adopted Socialistic Capitalism to replace Communism, they're adopting western gender concepts.

/Totally not a bookmark