Clearly, someone is behind her doing...something.

Tits on a stick.

Wanna look hip and intellectual? Put on some dark rimmed glasses.
Wanna look even more hip and trendy? Grow some facial hair and trim it.



Either that or it's because they wank off too much and are losing their sight, and can't find the razor blade.

My God, she's pulling a Karen Carpenter.

/Or she ran over a gypsy.

She didn't look that skinny to me, for a Hollywood star. If she gained weight everyone would be going on about that. "No wonder he left her, she gained 10 lbs!!!1!!"

Ashton Kutcher is such an amazing actor and comedian, and Demi has so many great movies roles behind her. I hope they work it out, because they are just two awesome people.

But if it doesn't, and these days it's not so uncommon for marriages to fall apart, Ashton should be able to bounce back pretty well. He's funny and talented and all around great looking. Good luck, you two! I wish you guys the best!

Amirite???

Was it a gay convention or something? I mean...reallly?

"She didn't look that skinny to me"

you need to recalibrate, my friend...

Looking at the picture of all the guys lined up, my first thought is that Zack Quinto would probably make a pretty good James Bond.

Hey Daily Mail,

When you have an article about some crazy, disillusioned, borderline anorexic actor/actress, could you please lose the "get the look" button attached to each photo? Thanks.

Yours truly,

Urethra

fickle floridian: GET THE LOOK!

Dammit.

Sorry for stepping on your toes there...

Look as good when you are 48, you will not.

Demi!

You were the grown up version of Jennifer Connelly with muscle tone. What the HELL are you doing?

/that woman was pretty much perfect in GI Jane

Well she looks better than Madonna at least.

Has anyone seen the leaked Madonna nudes? She looks like a bunch of erect penises formed like Voltron and put on a wig.

Either those other actors are above average height or Stanley Tucci is a midget.

Still that's a great lineup of actors I'd like to see in a couple of films. Like when Kevin Spacey was in Glengarry Glen Ross. My favorite ensemble film.

skinink: Either those other actors are above average height or Stanley Tucci is a midget.

Still that's a great lineup of actors I'd like to see in a couple of films. Like when Kevin Spacey was in Glengarry Glen Ross. My favorite ensemble film.

i think tucci is pretty short
and a good actor
seems like a really nice guy all around, and reading in this thread that he's a widower makes me sad for him

Stanley Tucci had high-profile affairs while his wife was sick, so I wouldn't feel too bad for him.

looks like age is starting to turn the tide. That and disease

9 penguins in my shirt: Stanley Tucci had high-profile affairs while his wife was sick, so I wouldn't feel too bad for him.

yeah i just read some of his wikipedia page and saw they were seperated for a year or 2, a few years before she died

still feel bad for him...just less so now

urethra_franklin: When you have an article about some crazy, disillusioned, borderline anorexic actor/actress, could you please lose the "get the look" button attached to each photo?

What get the look button?

/puzzled

AverageAmericanGuy: Ashton Kutcher is such an amazing actor and comedian, and Demi has so many great movies roles behind her. I hope they work it out, because they are just two awesome people.

But if it doesn't, and these days it's not so uncommon for marriages to fall apart, Ashton should be able to bounce back pretty well. He's funny and talented and all around great looking. Good luck, you two! I wish you guys the best!

I'm stealing that. Hilarious.

She's just getting ready for her next role.

"Demi Moore in: 'The Thinnening'"

The Divorce Diet. Guaranteed loss of 20 pounds.

The My Little Pony Killer: Uncle Wiggly: Stanley Tucci: widowedr

Sorry, but unless he wore the dress in that relationship, he's not a widow.

No, he is not. He is a widower. But he was STILL widowed. There is no "widowered."

She isn't looking too good there. She's losing so much weight, she's getting that weird upper lip thing anorexics do. There's no fat in face and lips, so it looks like her gums are starting to protrude.

ZeroCorpse: The Divorce Diet. Guaranteed loss of 20 pounds.

You're not wrong. I went through a divorce when I was in my early 20's. I was already underweight for my height (175 lbs, 6'2") but with all the drama and whatnot I dropped down to almost 155. I looked horrible.

My guess is Demi will bounce back in a couple of months after she settles into her new life. She is too skinny right now, but she still looks really good for a 48yr old woman. I would still give her a sympathy shag.

Nice pencil arms, Demi.

Jeez...if he's cheating and a divorce is imminent, I can understand the weight loss. When i went through this, i got down to 138 lbs. (I'm a 5ft 10 inch man). People thought I was dying of cancer. I'm 185 now.

/not a CSB
//should leave her alone

Liams_Soul: ZeroCorpse: The Divorce Diet. Guaranteed loss of 20 pounds.

You're not wrong. I went through a divorce when I was in my early 20's. I was already underweight for my height (175 lbs, 6'2") but with all the drama and whatnot I dropped down to almost 155. I looked horrible.

My guess is Demi will bounce back in a couple of months after she settles into her new life. She is too skinny right now, but she still looks really good for a 48yr old woman. I would still give her a sympathy shag.

crap!
i went thru a divorce 3.5 years ago. somehow the easiest divorce in the history of mankind apparently. she didn't even have to show up at court! i GAINED weight during and after, and i had already gained during the marriage, so i became quite the lardass. i guess it didn't help that 2 weeks after the divorce became official i met my soulmate and i'm an "eat when i'm happy" kind of guy rather than an "eat when i'm depressed" kind of guy

I wouldn't mind drawing blood from Demi.

Sarcastica75: The My Little Pony Killer: Uncle Wiggly: Stanley Tucci: widowedr

Sorry, but unless he wore the dress in that relationship, he's not a widow.

I'd point out your error in a humorous fashion but Professor Snoresville of the Shallow and Pedantic Land of Zzzzzzzzz has already smeared you with his boring taint.

I think I love you

That's very fapable. Though I must mention I do like holocaust victim porn.

baufan2005: That's very fapable. Though I must mention I do like holocaust victim porn.

that joke was done with less taste than the last meal i had at dennys

seriously, the whole meal hardly had any flavor at all, so i'll never go back there

bungle_jr: Liams_Soul: ZeroCorpse: The Divorce Diet. Guaranteed loss of 20 pounds.

You're not wrong. I went through a divorce when I was in my early 20's. I was already underweight for my height (175 lbs, 6'2") but with all the drama and whatnot I dropped down to almost 155. I looked horrible.

My guess is Demi will bounce back in a couple of months after she settles into her new life. She is too skinny right now, but she still looks really good for a 48yr old woman. I would still give her a sympathy shag.

crap!
i went thru a divorce 3.5 years ago. somehow the easiest divorce in the history of mankind apparently. she didn't even have to show up at court! i GAINED weight during and after, and i had already gained during the marriage, so i became quite the lardass. i guess it didn't help that 2 weeks after the divorce became official i met my soulmate and i'm an "eat when i'm happy" kind of guy rather than an "eat when i'm depressed" kind of guy

Yeti...Bigfoot...Loch Ness Monster....Unicorns....Aliens...Soulmates.....

bungle_jr: baufan2005: That's very fapable. Though I must mention I do like holocaust victim porn.

that joke was done with less taste than the last meal i had at dennys

seriously, the whole meal hardly had any flavor at all, so i'll never go back there

Pancake bites are the only edible thing on the menu.