Well, I had the first name right.

She is 31 flavors of awesome.

Chariset: ...what IS that in front of her in the picture? Is that her leg??

What are you trying to say exactly?




I can't say I disagree, given the condition of that...thing in front of her.

Also...



But still...



...even if she is a...



...who could use a...

100 Watt Walrus: Chariset: ...what IS that in front of her in the picture? Is that her leg??

What are you trying to say exactly?

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I can't say I disagree, given the condition of that...thing in front of her.

Also...

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But still...

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...even if she is a...

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...who could use a...

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What cleavage? She's a plank.

Shadow Blasko: Oh, a proper corset can do amazing things.

And I so enjoy doing them...

Did you just call yourself a proper corset?

100 Watt Walrus: ...even if she is a...

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Bag of antlers? That's a new one on me.

James F. Campbell: 100 Watt Walrus: ...even if she is a...

i.imgur.com

Bag of antlers? That's a new one on me.

Really? You must be new here.

Urban Dictionary.

Not into tall, thin 12 year old boys, incl. Uma Thurman and Debra from Dexter.

chaddsfarkprefect: Not into tall, thin 12 year old boys, incl. Uma Thurman and Debra from Dexter.

If Uma Thurman from Dangerous Liaisons doesn't give you a boner, you're into tall thin 18-65 yr old boys.

Certainly not someone I would have guessed.

She certainly is trying to tease us into watching the movie in 3D.

chaddsfarkprefect: Not into tall, thin 12 year old boys, incl. Uma Thurman and Debra from Dexter.

If this makes you think of a 12 year old boy you have problems. (NSFW)

Pete_T_Mann: chaddsfarkprefect: Not into tall, thin 12 year old boys, incl. Uma Thurman and Debra from Dexter.

If Uma Thurman from Dangerous Liaisons doesn't give you a boner, you're into tall thin 18-65 yr old boys.

This

"I think the left one is more talented than the right."

I demand an audition... in my bedroom.

They couldn't be bothered to airbrush in her breasts in the poster for some reason.



At least they had the decency to do so for Keira with the first Pirates movie.

You've got to appreciate a woman who has a sense of humor about herself.


Of course, it helps that you're already accomplished, intelligent
and known as one of the biggest supermodels ever.


/oh yeah, and not shy 'bout nekkidness

It's all in the presentation.

Plus:


Damn.

This movie looks like garbage.

Paul W.S. Anderson hasn't made anything halfway decent since Event Horizon.

Oh, and:

Not Safe For Work or Pants (new window)

tomWright: Oh, and:

Not Safe For Work or Pants (new window)

May what ever deity you believe in bless you for sharing that.

Movie looks like crap but Mila is awesome.

I gotta say that movie looks terrible though. Girls didn't flip around matrix-style with swords back then. I can't get over stuff like that. It's like that one computer animated one with the boy cow with prominent udders. I couldn't watch that one with my kid either.

felixecho: I gotta say that movie looks terrible though. Girls didn't flip around matrix-style with swords back then. I can't get over stuff like that. It's like that one computer animated one with the boy cow with prominent udders. I couldn't watch that one with my kid either.

My kid and I debated that one for months. He insists that, despite all evidence to the contrary, that's not a bull.

He was too young for me to explain that made the cow either transgender, gay or possibly both.

There is only one Three Musketeers, and it included a medieval Jack Bauer stopping a terrorist plot.

/But seriously, that was a great disney movie
//Sheen, Kiefer, Oliver Platt!
///Much younger Gabrielle Anwar...who's still hot at 41
////And gave us a Sting/Rod Stewart/Bryan Adams collaboration. For some people here, that's not really a positive, but still!
V/ SLASHIES

As many Three Musketeers movies that exists I really don't have the desire to see yet another. Which is why this weekend I'll go to see the third Paranormal Activity movie.

spidermann: Jake Havechek: Yeah, that's nice Milla, let's see your bush.

First Resident Evil. Shower scene when she wakes up.

All the Milla you could ever wish to see.

/use your pause and zoom buttons
//fap furiously
///repeat a-b


I thought everyone knew this.

KatjaMouse: They couldn't be bothered to airbrush in her breasts in the poster for some reason.

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At least they had the decency to do so for Keira with the first Pirates movie.

she's fiiiiiiiine the way she is.

Kinmuan: There is only one Three Musketeers, and it included a medieval Jack Bauer stopping a terrorist plot.

/But seriously, that was a great disney movie
//Sheen, Kiefer, Oliver Platt!
///Much younger Gabrielle Anwar...who's still hot at 41
////And gave us a Sting/Rod Stewart/Bryan Adams collaboration. For some people here, that's not really a positive, but still!
V/ SLASHIES

What are you, fifteen?

Ollie Reed, Michael York, Richard Chamberlain, Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Christopher Lee and Charlton Heston (with comedic support from Spike Milligan and Roy Kinnear).

That's how you make a Three Musketeer movie.

The guy with the wife that looks like her needs to repost pics of his wife.

"With the explosion of the 3D medium over the last couple years, there has been a lot of focus on titillating content."

Hiyooooooo!!!!

Mugato: Damn, does she bang every director she works with?

*makes note to ask her to cameo in my son's school play that i'm directing*

KatjaMouse: At least they had the decency to do so for Keira with the first Pirates movie.

They also did that for her in the King Arthur movie.

You all it courtesy, I call it a spirit-crushing lie.

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Kinmuan: There is only one Three Musketeers, and it included a medieval Jack Bauer stopping a terrorist plot.

/But seriously, that was a great disney movie
//Sheen, Kiefer, Oliver Platt!
///Much younger Gabrielle Anwar...who's still hot at 41
////And gave us a Sting/Rod Stewart/Bryan Adams collaboration. For some people here, that's not really a positive, but still!
V/ SLASHIES

What are you, fifteen?

Ollie Reed, Michael York, Richard Chamberlain, Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Christopher Lee and Charlton Heston (with comedic support from Spike Milligan and Roy Kinnear).

That's how you make a Three Musketeer movie.

Or like me and Born in 73 and have yet to see that version. May have to find a copy. Although I would much rather watch actors in my age range. Such as the one they referenced. Will wait for DVD or download for this new version though.