I blame Governor Rick Perry.

Kudos to the guy for:

a) shutting up for the most part
b) keeping the camera still
c) cupping the lens w/ his hands so we could still see out the window

/well done

They're obviously not praying hard enough for rain.

At least they didn't call it a Haboob and remind Texan baby Jesus worshipers about their moronic religious wars.

Clearly this is a message from God that Texans should stop being such dicks. Oh and also that Rick Perry is the antichrist.

Brody: However, an Egyptian pharaoh...
Indiana: Shishak.
Brody: ...yes, invaded the city of Jerusalem round about 980 B.C., and he may have take the Ark back to the city of Tanis and hidden it in a secret chamber called The Well of Souls.
Major Eaton: [skeptically] Secret chamber?
Brody: However, about a year after the pharaoh had returned to Egypt, the city of Tanis was consumed by the desert in a sand storm which lasted a whole year. Wiped clean by the wrath of God.
Major Eaton: [turns slowly toward Col. Musgrove] Uh... huh.

/stolen from IMDB
//yet again, Burnt Orange rolls over Lubbock ...

Yeah, it was a really f*cking dry year.

This is not a repeat of 1935

Just one more similarity I guess.

"That is rad."

Really, Texas?

I wish I could send every ounce of rain that fell on the northeast this year right down to texas. Keep it, we dont need it here anymore or at least for the next 50 years.

The Shield Wall is breached, Muad'Dib!