What do these people get paid to publicize this sh*t?
Why would a young couple need fertiltiy treatments?
Why are their occupations germane to the baby's conception?

Ryan has the rare medical condition sexsomnia

If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?

Nadie_AZ: So, basically she is sneaking off at night to get some.

Well put.

bighasbeen: fusillade762: Ryan has the rare medical condition sexsomnia

If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?

sigh... Sexlexia...

He has made it with a woman
Inform the men

FTFA:
"She says she likes sleep sex because I last longer, so I think it helped with the baby."

Whisky dick to the RESCUE!

Hell yeah, I think I'll have to try that one tonight.

The term is "little person" subby, and it's been done already.

/ never saw the movie
// watched Tosh.0's review though

I had this condition for a while when I worked a rotating schedule. Very weird indeed. Ironically, benzo drugs are one of the few effective treatments. I decided the risks outweighed the benefits, but then again, I never got crotchfruit from it.

This is a medical condition? Cus I thought it happened to everyone. Happens to me all the time.

/seriously.

I woke up while screwing once while I was on holidays. It's akin to waking up in the middle of sky diving. Supreme disorientation.

I've had this happen several times..

AbbeySomeone: What do these people get paid to publicize this sh*t?
Why would a young couple need fertiltiy treatments?
Why are their occupations germane to the baby's conception?

the goddam germans got nothin to do wit it!

WTF?! Who the hell brags about this? Hey, my guy likes to roll over in the morning 'round 6, then pound me for 3 minutes until I wake up...where's the press??

Garp?

Sex in his sleep? Since when is puberty a rare condition?

/just for the halibut.

rogue_L_chick: WTF?! Who the hell brags about this? Hey, my guy likes to roll over in the morning 'round 6, then pound me for 3 minutes until I wake up...where's the press??

3 minutes? Poor guy....

McManus_brothers: Why is it that in every single British tabloid article that I see published on Fark, the subjects are just... very Innsmouth-looking? Is the inbreeding that rampant? Or has 2000 years or so of a relatively small breeding pool taken its toll?

Britain is well known for its.. looks

Phil Moskowitz: I woke up while screwing once while I was on holidays. It's akin to waking up in the middle of sky diving. Supreme disorientation.

About 2 months into dating Future Mr Mouse I woke up about 2 or 3 am with him on top of me. I thought he just wanted a little late night/early morning nookie but then I realized he was really out of it, not there and looked like a zombie. A few seconds after later he began to become aware of what he was doing and became visibly distressed and about panicked while on top of me.

Since then he's done something like this once every month or so, and even having talked to his mother (I just said he rambled in his sleep) she said she wasn't surprised. Apparently he would sleep walk when he was a kid and she'd just redirect him to bed. He didn't even know he had that history until that conversation. Yeah, I don't know how one could go through life and not know that this is an issue that they have.

Why of COURSE he's British...why did I even wonder?

KatjaMouse: Phil Moskowitz: I woke up while screwing once while I was on holidays. It's akin to waking up in the middle of sky diving. Supreme disorientation.

About 2 months into dating Future Mr Mouse I woke up about 2 or 3 am with him on top of me. I thought he just wanted a little late night/early morning nookie but then I realized he was really out of it, not there and looked like a zombie. A few seconds after later he began to become aware of what he was doing and became visibly distressed and about panicked while on top of me.

Since then he's done something like this once every month or so, and even having talked to his mother (I just said he rambled in his sleep) she said she wasn't surprised. Apparently he would sleep walk when he was a kid and she'd just redirect him to bed. He didn't even know he had that history until that conversation. Yeah, I don't know how one could go through life and not know that this is an issue that they have.

My mother said when I was a kid I would sleep walk all the time but I guess I "grew out of it". Mrs. Bobotty hasn't said anything to me about it so I am going to assume I've not done it in a long time.

Phil Moskowitz: I woke up while screwing once while I was on holidays. It's akin to waking up in the middle of sky diving. Supreme disorientation.

Beats the hell out of waking up in jail, though.

AcneVulgaris: Phil Moskowitz: I woke up while screwing once while I was on holidays. It's akin to waking up in the middle of sky diving. Supreme disorientation.

Beats the hell out of waking up in jail, though.

Especially waking up in jail having sex.

jingks: AcneVulgaris: Phil Moskowitz: I woke up while screwing once while I was on holidays. It's akin to waking up in the middle of sky diving. Supreme disorientation.

Beats the hell out of waking up in jail, though.

Especially waking up in jail having sex.

Or waking up at the dentist with your pants around your ankles.....

/yes, I stole it from Jerky Boys...
//so what?

themuscovite: I had this condition for a while when I worked a rotating schedule. Very weird indeed. Ironically, benzo drugs are one of the few effective treatments. I decided the risks outweighed the benefits, but then again, I never got crotchfruit from it.

That is ironic. Benzos, Ativan specifically, regularly leave me with large gaps in my memory.

How is this spiffy? He knocked her up and didn't even get the enjoyment. While it sounds novel, if you aren't vigilant with birth control happensounds like an accident waiting to happen. And babies are huge accidents to happen.

Hmm dunno what's up with that extra happen in that last post.

D_Evans45: Hmm dunno what's up with that extra happen in that last post.

happenstance?

Gyrfalcon: Slow news day.

This.

Riiiiiight while he was asleep.

my wife has sexsomnia it is awesome. i make offer it does not matter whether or not she is awake it happens woohoo

Sex in your sleep is no where near as fun as waking up with your dick in someones mouth
/Just sayin

chitownmike: Sex in your sleep is no where near as fun as waking up with your dick in someones mouth
/Just sayin

So what were you in for?

criscodisco: Sounds like he was finally able to cum when he didn't have to look at her.

Nadie_AZ: So, basically she is sneaking off at night to get some.

Need Help Soonish: FTFA:
"She says she likes sleep sex because I last longer, so I think it helped with the baby."

Whisky dick to the RESCUE!

What a sad, strange story.

It sounds like she's able to get more enjoyment when he's not all there, too.
I hope this story is the usual made up tabloid crap.

And if it is 'true'......... definitely, time for a blood test.

"He has his father's eyes..."

This happens to me, mind you I occasionally wake up with the wife telling me to get my dick out of her ass.

Ryan has the rare medical condition sexsomnia, which makes people perform sexual acts they later cannot remember.
He has a "condition", the rest of us are just drunkards I suppose . . .

I'm holding out for the follow up in six months time, when baby and daddy are napping together...

Well, I can see why...