How did a porcelain fountain get drunk?

I don't know about that. More than one drunken night has led to what I would call desecration more than worship...

What an Ass.

/Gonna suck to pay that off...

Honest Bender: I don't know about that. More than one drunken night has led to what I would call desecration more than worship...

I second this; subby is either a serious lightweight or isn't trying hard enough

/I don't remember what happened but when I woke up it didn't look "worshipped"

With a name like Gunkel, this article needed mug shots.

The fountain in question

Voiceofreason01: Honest Bender: I don't know about that. More than one drunken night has led to what I would call desecration more than worship...

I second this; subby is either a serious lightweight or isn't trying hard enough

/I don't remember what happened but when I woke up it didn't look "worshipped"

I remember at my friend's house in high school his parents were away and as a direct result we bought as much alcohol as our group of 10 or so people could get with our combined money. Anyways the party went on and friend got too drunk to stand and went and laid down in his bathtub and tried aiming his puke from the bathtub to land in the toilet. Needless to say this didn't work and in the morning he saw his folly sprayed all over the side of the toilet.

Once, when drunk and wandering through London, I urinated on Harrod's of London. I really had to go but I don't think I did that much damage and I've never heard of the Orpheum theatre in Madison WI. WTF are they doing with a fountain that costs that much and how does it ever get exposed to drunken fools?

/drunken fool

Why do they call them black outs anyways? Kinda racist.

I have whispered sweet nothings to Porcelain Polly before.

JasonOfOrillia: WTF are they doing with a fountain that costs that much and how does it ever get exposed to drunken fools?

It wasn't worth that much when it was installed. It wasn't worth that much 30 years ago. But there's been a massive increase in the value of American art pottery in the last couple decades.

/A couple in Ohio bought a house a couple years ago with a weird guest bathroom. The bathroom turned out to to covered in tiles made by a company called Grueby for one of the world's fairs. They sold the bathroom to a collector and used the money to pay off their entire mortgage.

Gyrfalcon: Roquefort: [i52.tinypic.com image 480x512]
The fountain in question

I'm not sure destroying that would be "desecration." More like a public service.


Aside from the fact that it's a $50,000 antique fountain....

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Was it disgraced ex- state-senator Randy "Bed" Hopper (R - of course) who recently got a DUI in his car with his mistress, and may lose his license making him ineligible to vote?

Link

+1

I really like the Orpheum, but how do they have that 50,000 dollar fountain when their bathrooms are still complete shiat?

*maybe the crappers were just stanked out because of the Primus show last Thursday

"Por-gie! Porgie Tirebiter!"

Wanted for questioning.

When drunk, you're supposed to worship at the porcelain temple

We used to refer to it as "calling God on the great white telephone"

/placed a few calls of my own...

Ordering Buicks on the Porcelain Phone?

Once upon a time, we had "Whites Only" signs to prevent such travesties.

Need repairs on a porcelain fountain? We come to you!!!

I generally refer to it as "driving the porcelain bus"