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2011-10-18 07:10:29 PM
You guys think it's hard getting a condom on...now imagine you're a stallion!
 
2011-10-18 07:12:28 PM
Is there a reason they are called "Dartmoor Ponies"?
Hummm...
 
2011-10-18 07:13:51 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-18 07:16:35 PM
Gyrfalcon: You guys think it's hard getting a condom on...now imagine you're a stallion!

No imagination required.. :-)
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2011-10-18 07:18:10 PM
img163.imageshack.us

"I said 'you use contraceptive!'"
"NO!"
 
2011-10-18 07:18:39 PM
Wiki says: "Despite this, numbers have declined from an estimated 25,800 in the 1930s to about 5,000 today. Only around 800 ponies were known to be grazing the moor in the spring of 2004"


I'm confused.
 
das
2011-10-18 07:19:15 PM
Cheaper glue and dog food!!!!!!
 
2011-10-18 07:20:37 PM
Dart less, more like.
 
2011-10-18 07:26:44 PM
I thought they were endangered. Hrmmmmmmm.
 
2011-10-18 07:40:55 PM
This thread needs more Lyra.

Just sayin'.
 
2011-10-18 07:53:08 PM
punistation: This thread needs more Lyra.

Just sayin'.


Lake Yacht Racing Association? That would just be stupid... :-P
 
2011-10-18 07:54:20 PM
das: Cheaper glue and dog food!!!!!!

They slaughter about 100,000 healthy horses in the US annually. They can't slaughter in the US, so they send them to Mexico and Canada. Once slaughtered, they ship them over seas to be eaten. It is the horse industry's dirty little secret. The race horse that didn't place well enough one day can be a meal in Japan 7 days later. It isn;t just the racing industry though. For more info go to Stop Slaughtering Us
 
2011-10-18 08:02:21 PM
cyfarian: They slaughter about 100,000 healthy horses in the US annually. They can't slaughter in the US, so they send them to Mexico and Canada.

Well, which is it?
 
2011-10-18 08:08:53 PM
Have farmed many ponies in Dartmoor playing Dark Age of Camelot. Just have to watch out for the herdsmen. Agro one of them and like 30 ponies will trample you.
 
2011-10-18 08:24:12 PM
www.terrariaonline.com
 
2011-10-18 08:32:31 PM
Worst pony thread ever.
 
2011-10-18 08:34:51 PM
Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2011-10-18 08:36:02 PM
Sneakernets: Fark, I am disappoint.

styckx: Worst pony thread ever.

It's not like you two are helping

i20.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-18 08:43:11 PM
cyfarian: They slaughter about 100,000 healthy horses in the US annually

I read that as "anally" at first. I guess the headline pushed my brain into the zoophiliac gutter.
 
2011-10-18 08:48:21 PM
fusillade762: I read that as "anally" at first. I guess the headline pushed my brain into the zoophiliac gutter.

I don't know where I was when this got 5 million views, but in case you haven't seen it, enjoy.

/ semi-NSFW sexy dancing
 
2011-10-18 08:54:07 PM
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Hmm... sure why not.
 
2011-10-18 08:56:13 PM
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2011-10-18 09:35:09 PM
Doo-dah, doo-dah...
 
2011-10-18 09:36:50 PM
img.photobucket.com

"eh, you got 'nythang bigger?"
 
2011-10-18 09:39:26 PM
styckx: Worst pony thread ever.

ANY pony thread is worst pony thread.

Sneakernets: Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2011-10-18 10:00:57 PM
Satosuke: styckx: Worst pony thread ever.

ANY pony thread is worst pony thread.


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I used to hate ponies myself, until my sister convinced me to give it a try...

/i doubt that would be your case
//I just learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
 
2011-10-18 10:09:51 PM
ProfessorOhki: cyfarian: They slaughter about 100,000 healthy horses in the US annually. They can't slaughter in the US, so they send them to Mexico and Canada.

Well, which is it?


It's mean to eat doggies and kitties. It's even meaner to eat the pretty horsies. Only those evil Asians eat non-approved animals like doggies, kitties and ponies. Because all animals should be treated like coddled pets and live in the bedroom.

/honestly.
 
2011-10-18 10:31:08 PM
Satosuke: ANY pony thread is worst pony thread.

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2011-10-18 10:40:25 PM
Dinobot: Satosuke: styckx: Worst pony thread ever.

ANY pony thread is worst pony thread.

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I used to hate ponies myself, until my sister convinced me to give it a try...

/i doubt that would be your case
//I just learned to stop worrying and love the bomb


I gave it a chance. It's a damned macguffin quest cartoon with annoying characters and blatant shameless attempts to appeal to meme-hungry internet goers. I refuse to believe Derpy Hooves and Doctor Whooves were unintentional.

/It's also a covert attempt by the solar federation to breed complacency and oppression via love and peace.
//If you'll excuse me, I have to go hide a guitar in a cave somewhere,
 
2011-10-18 11:35:00 PM
Link (Everypony needs protection)
 
2011-10-19 12:05:53 AM
Are they counting the ones on Farmville?
 
2011-10-19 12:29:45 AM
cowgirl toffee: Is there a reason they are called "Dartmoor Ponies"?
Hummm...


Yes. They are a small variety of horse which live on a moor through which the River Dart runs.
 
2011-10-19 01:24:43 AM
Fail link is fail.
 
2011-10-19 02:40:34 AM
Satosuke:
I gave it a chance. It's a damned macguffin quest cartoon with annoying characters and blatant shameless attempts to appeal to meme-hungry internet goers. I refuse to believe Derpy Hooves and Doctor Whooves were unintentional.


To be fair, most of the episodes are slice of life. Only the season openers so far have been quest episodes.

And Derpy and the "Doctor" are just things the fandom came up with. Derpy was an animation gag in the very first episode that 4chan seized and ran with like Dick Lane. True, the animators responded by sneaking her into more episodes (and now the opening), but she started as just a studio injoke. Doctor Whooves is just a brown pony with a hourglass mark who people say looks like David Tennant. In the show proper, he's just been used as a background character, with nothing that suggests that he is actually "The Doctor".

Almost forgot my image:

i253.photobucket.com

/come on, they got John DeLancie to play Q in a kids cartoon. How awesome is that?
 
2011-10-19 03:28:26 AM
diaphoresis: Gyrfalcon: You guys think it's hard getting a condom on...now imagine you're a stallion!

No imagination required.. :-)
[www.maximumwallhd.com image 270x203]


Holy crap, how beautiful is that?
 
2011-10-19 02:10:12 PM
NEDM:
/come on, they got John DeLancie to play Q in a kids cartoon. How awesome is that?


This. DisQord is possibly one of the geekiest things to happen in a cartoon.
 
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