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(Some Guy) Sad Social Security recipients to receive additional 38 dollars a month next year. Bank Of America to add a 38 dollar monthly fee for being old   (fundmymutualfund.com) divider line 80
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2011-10-18 05:15:05 PM
$38 - that will buy 4 bags of dog food for them to eat.
 
2011-10-18 05:18:28 PM
lucky ducks.
 
2011-10-18 07:20:02 PM
IgG4: lucky ducks.

This.

I can't wait to start living on 13,500K per year. I already have my shopping cart and cardboard box picked out.
 
2011-10-18 07:25:09 PM
screw 'em

There's potholes on my commute that need fixin
 
2011-10-18 07:26:14 PM
I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.
 
2011-10-18 07:28:03 PM
Oh that's just awful! The people that actually work and got no raises the past few years are sure to weep with them.
 
2011-10-18 07:29:44 PM
I'm not surpised by all these new bank fees. They need new ways of ripping people off after the credit reform laws.
 
2011-10-18 07:31:59 PM
That'll actually help with the groceries... or I could put it towards the new furnace I had to buy.

Sorry guys. I've got a broken neck, I need what help I can get.
 
2011-10-18 07:33:42 PM
diaphoresis: I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.

ok fatso
 
2011-10-18 07:37:47 PM
Has anyone said "Ponzi scheme" yet?
 
2011-10-18 07:40:42 PM
Don't spend it all in one shopping bag, old crippled people.
 
2011-10-18 07:41:31 PM
Based on what I've learned from helping out my mom, that only means that her supplemental insurance will go up $38/month, her rent at her senior apartment will go up $38/month, and several other senior services will up their fees a bit to get their share. Two steps forward and six steps back again.
 
2011-10-18 07:41:47 PM
Why does 0bama hate old people so much?

Pathetic, really.
 
2011-10-18 07:42:44 PM
Many social workers have received little or no increases in over a decade which is uncomfortable when working with people on welfare complaining about, "not getting a raise in two years."



Is welfare a bad word now?
 
2011-10-18 07:44:27 PM
diaphoresis: I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.

Read the fine print: that is a HEDGEHOG fund you invested in. You will have to spend your retirement cleaning 3000 hedgehog cages.

/Still, I have to admit that would be better than most hedge fund investments.
 
2011-10-18 07:45:43 PM
Merltech: I'm not surpised by all these new bank fees. They need new ways of ripping people off after the credit reform laws.

i like this. industry has unfair fees and practices, gov't tried to curtail said fees and practices, industry complies, but then adds other fees.

only the banking industry has so little honor as to just rip people off for the lulz.

it would be like if the gov't told the auto industry every car needs to have ABS... the auto industry put it in, then added a system to make the tires hop off the ground anytime the traction kicked in.

just putting all kinds of effort into finding ways of screwing you that were never before imagined. how innovative.
 
2011-10-18 07:45:50 PM
EnviroDude: $38 - that will buy 4 bags of dog food for them to eat.

Bags? Come on! It's their Golden Years, they should splurge on the canned stuff.
 
2011-10-18 07:49:09 PM
Merltech: I'm not surpised by all these new bank fees. They need new ways of ripping people off after the credit reform laws.

I suspect the banks new people would leave once they added new fees. Thing is, they probably don't make that much off the average person's personal checking account in the first place.

What they may have failed to take into account, however, is if my checking account is at another bank/credit union, guess where I'm going for my home loan?
 
2011-10-18 07:49:52 PM
gwydion56: diaphoresis: I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.

Read the fine print: that is a HEDGEHOG fund you invested in. You will have to spend your retirement cleaning 3000 hedgehog cages.

/Still, I have to admit that would be better than most hedge fund investments.


ROFL!
 
2011-10-18 07:50:03 PM
Why do they deserve the extra money? If the cost of living went up that much this year and no one with a job saw that kind of number, fark them. It isn't my fault they farked themselves.
 
2011-10-18 07:52:43 PM
I would like to remind everyone who has no IRA or 401k that THIS will be your sole source of income if you do not start saving NOW!
 
2011-10-18 07:54:20 PM
gwydion56: diaphoresis: I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.

Read the fine print: that is a HEDGEHOG fund you invested in. You will have to spend your retirement cleaning 3000 hedgehog cages.

/Still, I have to admit that would be better than most hedge fund investments.


Who has 3000 hedgehog cages?!?
 
2011-10-18 07:54:31 PM
$38 per month on average. And for many a good hunk of that will go to cover the increase in Medicare.
 
2011-10-18 07:55:05 PM
EnviroDude: $38 - that will buy 4 bags of dog food for them to eat.

i301.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-18 07:56:05 PM
blindy the pirate: Why do they deserve the extra money? If the cost of living went up that much this year and no one with a job saw that kind of number, fark them. It isn't my fault they farked themselves.

You sound poor.
 
2011-10-18 07:56:15 PM
blindy the pirate: Why do they deserve the extra money? If the cost of living went up that much this year and no one with a job saw that kind of number, fark them. It isn't my fault they farked themselves.

Wow. No compassion? Not even a little?
 
2011-10-18 07:57:02 PM
I'm going to buy 38 more lottery tickets per month.
 
2011-10-18 07:59:40 PM
Gyrfalcon: gwydion56: diaphoresis: I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.

Read the fine print: that is a HEDGEHOG fund you invested in. You will have to spend your retirement cleaning 3000 hedgehog cages.

/Still, I have to admit that would be better than most hedge fund investments.

Who has 3000 hedgehog cages?!?


Some nefarious group that can not be trusted.

I suspect big cute (the same backrooms group that brought you Hello Kitty)
 
2011-10-18 08:00:00 PM
One step closer to octogenarian prostitution to survive.

Make way for the Nana-puss.
 
2011-10-18 08:06:42 PM
gwydion56: IgG4: lucky ducks.

This.

I can't wait to start living on 13,500K per year. I already have my shopping cart and cardboard box picked out.


Or you could save for your retirement. The horror!
 
2011-10-18 08:16:32 PM
That's enough money to buy yourself a monthly gym membership. You'll get yourself skinny and healthy so you don't have to buy as much food and you'll develop fewer diseases.
 
2011-10-18 08:18:32 PM
Gyrfalcon: gwydion56: diaphoresis: I have a hedge fund investment... I'm gonna do just fine.

Read the fine print: that is a HEDGEHOG fund you invested in. You will have to spend your retirement cleaning 3000 hedgehog cages.

/Still, I have to admit that would be better than most hedge fund investments.

Who has 3000 hedgehog cages?!?


t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-18 08:24:57 PM
MyRandomName  2011-10-18 08:06:42 PMgwydion56:IgG4: lucky ducks.This.I can't wait to start living on 13,500K per year. I already have my shopping cart and cardboard box picked out.Or you could save for your retirement. The horror!

hey asshole, alot of people dont make enough money to save for their own retirement. but i guess they should be more bootstrappy right?
 
2011-10-18 08:25:29 PM
Ok. A 3.5% COLA seems entirely unremarkable.

/he remarked
 
2011-10-18 08:28:32 PM
SweetSaws: That's enough money to buy yourself a monthly gym membership. You'll get yourself skinny and healthy so you don't have to buy as much food and you'll develop fewer diseases.

And then you can use the money to pay marathon entry fees.
 
2011-10-18 08:32:28 PM
Okay Mom, stop calling it a "fixed income", and "you're welcome!"

/ I work and my income has been fixed for 3 years too
 
2011-10-18 08:37:00 PM
turp119: alot of people dont make enough money to save for their own retirement. but i guess they should be more bootstrappy right?

How much do bootstraps cost these days?
 
2011-10-18 08:38:46 PM
turp119: hey asshole, alot of people dont make enough money to save for their own retirement. but i guess they should be more bootstrappy right?

If the government didn't take 15.1% of their income, in SS and Medicare taxes, their whole working lives perhaps they could have.

If the government didn't allow the Federal Reserve to continually devalue the dollar, stealing the purchasing power of the poor and middle class's wages and savings, people could easily save for their retirement instead of having to venture into the stock market to simply break even.

The government did worse than even the biggest moron with money. The moron would at least save something, the government spent every penny of the tax withholdings and put rubber checks in the "trust fund".

The current US government is an expert at breaking the legs of the people and then handing them crutches. You then sit there and say, "How nice, without the government handing them crutches they couldn't walk." I and others would rather the government not breaks people's legs in the first place.
 
2011-10-18 08:42:48 PM
turp119: MyRandomName  2011-10-18 08:06:42 PMgwydion56:IgG4: lucky ducks.This.I can't wait to start living on 13,500K per year. I already have my shopping cart and cardboard box picked out.Or you could save for your retirement. The horror!

hey asshole, alot of people dont make enough money to save for their own retirement. but i guess they should be more bootstrappy right?


Do you have cable? Do you eat out? Everyone can save, most choose near term gain.
 
2011-10-18 08:44:17 PM
chaddsfarkprefect: Many social workers have received little or no increases in over a decade which is uncomfortable when working with people on welfare complaining about, "not getting a raise in two years."



Is welfare a bad word now?


No, "social workers" is.
 
2011-10-18 08:44:20 PM
im sorry, please explain how you equate social security with breaking peoples legs? you lost me with all the derp
 
2011-10-18 08:44:57 PM
Yeah, blow me Obama administration. I am on disability, worked for 20+ years and broke my back. Reluctantly went on disability, because what else could I do. I tried to return to work, but between the morphine fog, the pain and the whole it's difficult to walk I found it impossible. So, I (and many others) have spent decades paying into the Social Security system and found out we had to use our benefit way before we ever dreamed we would have to.

It isn't much, in fact it is damn near impossible to live on the benefit we receive.If it wasn't for my savings accumulated while I was working and my wife's job I wouldn't be able to have a decent life. And I am a lucky one, for I had a high paying career so my benefit is higher than most. For the last two years none of us, on disability or on SS retirement, have received a cost of living increase. Despite gasoline that rose almost daily, electricity skyrocketing and the cost of groceries going up and up. Nope, the Obama administration didn't think it was necessary for us who rely on SS to get a cost of living increase. Of course Congress got a raise during that time, because as we all know living on a few hundred grand a years is tough.

So, we get a measly 3.5% increase for three years, but just to make sure that we don't live to high on the hog they are going to up our Medicare premium (I don't know how much yet) which will probably wipe out most of the increase we are getting. Thanks Obama, always looking out for the 99% aren't you? So glad the Republicans aren't in power, because God knows we only got a YEARLY increase when they were. But don't worry yourself, you and Michelle go ahead and spend another $4 million of our tax dollars on your vacations this year. Because we all know that you and your family deserve to travel the world at our expense, because you worry about us so much.
 
2011-10-18 08:47:07 PM
Actually, if you average out for the last 3 years, it comes only to a 1.16% raise as there were none for the last 2 years for this to sit on top of.
 
2011-10-18 08:50:44 PM
Wow. So much hate for the people who have pitched in all their lives and are just wanting to avoid living in a dumpster in their old age. It's like you expect them to say "I am sorry for being too unable to work." or something.

MyRandomName: Do you have cable? Do you eat out? Everyone can save, most choose near term gain.

Not everyone can save. Most of the time, after bills are paid, there's not much left to save, if anything at all.
 
2011-10-18 08:51:29 PM
MrBigglesworth: Actually, if you average out for the last 3 years, it comes only to a 1.16% raise as there were none for the last 2 years for this to sit on top of.

THIS!
 
2011-10-18 08:51:58 PM
As a government worker under a pay freeze because America is going broke funding entitlements, I'm glad I could help out.
 
2011-10-18 08:54:01 PM
like it or not youngset,they have earned every penny they can get. they worked for it and paid into the system. i feel real bad for any person who thought social security would be enough to live on because it clearly isnt anymore. and with fixed pensions going the way of the dinosaur,you younger folks are going to have a much harder time living with your social security and whatever you can manage to save and invest in 401's. investments have been ravaged by instability and if your 401's break even youll be lucky. your gonna need that social security to supplement your meager retirement savings. food for thought.
 
2011-10-18 08:54:22 PM
Worst.Fark handle. ever.  2011-10-18 08:50:44 PMWow. So much hate for the people who have pitched in all their lives and are just wanting to avoid living in a dumpster in their old age. It's like you expect them to say "I am sorry for being too unable to work." or something.MyRandomName:Do you have cable? Do you eat out? Everyone can save, most choose near term gain.Not everyone can save. Most of the time, after bills are paid, there's not much left tosave, if anything at all.

this. so he thinks you should live in an empty apartment to save for retirement so you can live in an empty apartment. vote republican.
 
2011-10-18 08:55:27 PM
Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Wow. So much hate for the people who have pitched in all their lives and are just wanting to avoid living in a dumpster in their old age. It's like you expect them to say "I am sorry for being too unable to work." or something.

MyRandomName: Do you have cable? Do you eat out? Everyone can save, most choose near term gain.

Not everyone can save. Most of the time, after bills are paid, there's not much left to save, if anything at all.


Good: paying taxes and contributing to SS your entire working life.

Stupid: electing politicians who have screwed up the system beyond repair.
 
2011-10-18 09:04:50 PM
MyRandomName: gwydion56: IgG4: lucky ducks.

This.

I can't wait to start living on 13,500K per year. I already have my shopping cart and cardboard box picked out.

Or you could save for your retirement. The horror!


Or you can try to do everything right and have a horrific accident at work cut you down in your prime right at the beginning of your highest income in your lifetime. That injury coming in when I was 37 kept me from attaining the funds for retirement that was working for. And most of the savings I did have were depleted during the 5 long years it took for Social Security to approve me for disability. But don't let the facts stand in the way of you passing judgement on people. Because we all know that you are immune from ever having a disease or accident that will keep you from attaining your goals. The horror is that the government has taken our money during our working lives and mis-managed it so badly that the SS system is in the state that it is in. We did our part, did what was asked of us and there is no shame in collecting on the benefit that we are entitled to because we PAID for it. You are acting like it is a handout. Not by a long shot, all of us on disability or SS retirement have paid for that benefit and you can be damn sure we are going to collect it.
 
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