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(How YOU doin'?) Amusing Presidential pickup lines: "You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska, 'cause I'm experiencing some unprecedented growth"   (presidentialpickuplines.tumblr.com) divider line 54
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 04:55:02 PM
54° 40' or fark.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 05:05:17 PM
Obama: "Baby, you're like the White House to me. Let's make your grandparents hate the fact that there's been a black man inside you."
 
toddalmighty [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 05:49:31 PM
wow, those were....unfunny.
 
Di Atribe
2011-10-18 05:53:47 PM
toddalmighty: wow, those were....unfunny.

I dunno... "let's see if we can emancipate your pants" made me lol....
 
fusillade762
2011-10-18 06:56:58 PM
The Teddy Roosevelt one was kind of obscure. Who (besides history majors) even remembers the Great White Fleet? I would have expected a Big Stick reference.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:00:42 PM
fusillade762: The Teddy Roosevelt one was kind of obscure. Who (besides history majors) even remembers the Great White Fleet? I would have expected a Big Stick reference.

Or something about being a Rough Rider.
 
Larry Mahnken
2011-10-18 07:28:14 PM
But Seward bought Alaska during the Johnson administration...
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:29:11 PM
The White House, ~2007

Condi, I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Excuse me?

The party. The pants... With the pants. Party with pants?

George, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?

That's it.

Hmm. Did Cheney tell you to say this, George?

No... yes, he did.

Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants.

Very well. Karl? Would you like to go to a party in my pants?

No, George

All right. Let's go!

/got nothing
 
King Something
2011-10-18 07:29:15 PM
"Hey there, good lookin'. How would you like to be an intern?"
 
elev8meL8r
2011-10-18 07:32:29 PM
Larry Mahnken: But Seward bought Alaska during the Johnson administration...

Heh....."Johnson."

Now THAT's funny!
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:32:48 PM
Quasar: Obama: "Baby, you're like the White House to me. Let's make your grandparents hate the fact that there's been a black man inside you."

i.imgur.com
 
Twintop [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:32:55 PM
FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: The Teddy Roosevelt one was kind of obscure. Who (besides history majors) even remembers the Great White Fleet? I would have expected a Big Stick reference.

Or something about being a Rough Rider.

Both are a few pages in.
 
Tax Boy
2011-10-18 07:35:51 PM
I'd like to show you a little taste of shock and awe.
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2011-10-18 07:37:11 PM
Someone posted their snowflake's above grade level humor, the internet equivalent of a "My child is a ..." bumper sticker.



(I hope.)
 
LordOfThePings
2011-10-18 07:37:51 PM
Wait, so Eisenhower thought Truman was sexy?
 
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2011-10-18 07:39:19 PM
toddalmighty: wow, those were....unfunny.

Agreed. Subby could have warned us that the headline contained the only somewhat funny one.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-10-18 07:40:48 PM
www.neptunuslex.com
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:41:48 PM
Are you ready to misunderestimate me baby?

There's a New Deal in my pants and you're invited.

I'd do you three non-consecutive times
 
Cpl.D
2011-10-18 07:42:41 PM
Is this "Greenlight a shiatty blog" day on Fark?

Serious question.
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:43:03 PM
You're going to need reconstruction after this Johnson
 
MrHormel
2011-10-18 07:43:09 PM
Jimmy Carter - Baby, I've got a couple of peanuts to show you!
 
jigger
2011-10-18 07:44:00 PM
It's time for a federal meat inspection act.
 
Twin 40s
2011-10-18 07:45:31 PM
The deficit ain't the only thing I can triple

They may call it "Bloody Kansas", but when you take a look inside my pants you'll say "Bloody hell!"

I'd love to water your gate

Let's both pass the Alien & Seduction Acts

My penis is big
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:45:35 PM
Once you go black...
 
Pollexabator
2011-10-18 07:45:45 PM
toddalmighty: wow, those were....unfunny.

Painfully so. More like, "Unemployed history major pickup lines".

/all it really takes for a President is to walk in the room
//what, don't any of you find power sexy?
 
jigger
2011-10-18 07:45:54 PM
Krymson Tyde: You're going to need reconstruction after this Johnson

my fave too
 
praxis44241
2011-10-18 07:52:32 PM
I like it. I prefer "Jews killed Jesus", but this will do.

/Throw in the muslims beings terrorists, and we have a party.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-10-18 07:52:34 PM
www.whitehouse.gov

My name's Hoover because I suck like one
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-18 07:58:01 PM
I wonder which pickup line Clinton used...?
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:58:24 PM
I know my penis and your vagina can coexist peacefully.
 
Parmenius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:59:58 PM
Peter von Nostrand: The White House, ~2007

Condi, I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Excuse me?

The party. The pants... With the pants. Party with pants?

George, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?

That's it.

Hmm. Did Cheney tell you to say this, George?

No... yes, he did.

Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants.

Very well. Karl? Would you like to go to a party in my pants?

No, George

All right. Let's go!

/got nothing

This was the funniest thing about TFA or this thread.
 
Baby_Hole
2011-10-18 08:00:24 PM
LordOfThePings: Wait, so Eisenhower thought Truman was sexy?

Must be, because it's Dwight D. Eisenhower, not S.



Hail To The Chef
"I am not a cook."
 
mpfjr
2011-10-18 08:00:43 PM
Hi, I'm John F. Kennedy.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-10-18 08:00:49 PM
i1036.photobucket.com

o hai guize don't tell jesus lol but wanna have buttsecks?
 
aerojockey
2011-10-18 08:07:51 PM
I liked Dwight S. Eisenhower's pick up line.
 
pottie
2011-10-18 08:08:11 PM
Presidential pickup lines: "You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska, 'cause I'm experiencing some unprecedented growth"

Today is Alaska Day...Every body gets laid!
 
Point02GPA [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 08:08:18 PM
Ever do a good cigar?
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 08:09:27 PM
Wanna see my weapon of mass reproduction?
 
thisispete
2011-10-18 08:11:04 PM
Johnson Polk Bush.
 
Jekylman
2011-10-18 08:15:34 PM
I've got a plan for your canal.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 08:35:28 PM
Teddy Roosevelt "Honey, I'm into conservation, but you should really trim that bush."
 
TheManofPA
2011-10-18 08:38:50 PM
The only thing we have to fear is not getting laid
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 08:41:45 PM
Herbert Hoover "Baby, you make me pitch a tent quicker than the people living in Hoovervilles."
 
no icon tact
2011-10-18 09:23:03 PM
www.whitehouse.gov
My brother's bringing the beer, I'll bring the nuts
 
IlGreven
2011-10-18 09:25:48 PM
"Hey baby...give me a little blue pill and four hours, and you'll get some trickle down."
 
PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 10:09:27 PM
Tippecanoe and Heywood Jablowme
 
ABQGOD
2011-10-18 11:08:17 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
FAIL

It was Truman who had the meaningless "S", not Eisenhower. Unless this is alluding to some kind of Dwight/Harry fan fiction...
 
Broom
2011-10-18 11:11:35 PM
LordOfThePings: Eisen

Thanks for beating me to it.

25.media.tumblr.com

Tumblr of the idiots, for the idiots, by an idiot.
 
TOWG
2011-10-19 12:33:58 AM
That's it, it's over. That is the best headline ever. DRTA or comments. Too much in awe of the headline.
 
omeganuepsilon
2011-10-19 12:43:15 AM
Not political, but:

Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?
 
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