I hope he doesn't get off easily.

Was he caught in a Starbucks?



Better Call Saul!

Let's all give the SPD a hand.

What? I haven't seen a cops around here
oh,,right,, they caught him, good

I feel safer already. Whew.

I wonder if he did it in front of a Semenary. I am sure they will bring up his short cummings in pubic. Then he'll be fixed for sure!

'bout time.

People like that rub me the wrong way.

You idiots! I'm not in Sea...wait, what?

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I'm so glad the investigators didn't choke on this one. He won't squeeze out of this charge. He'll be spanked for sure.

Forensics techs were able to match a hair found at one scene to a sample of hair taken from his palm.

Operation Occupy Seattles Pants has been thwarted through heavy handed police tactics?

Will he accept a court-appointed lawyer or will he tell the judge that he can get off on his own?

This makes the news? Atlanta's legion of homeless tossers wank in your general direction, Seattle.

Even though he was masturbating in public, police caught the guy when he was riding the SLUT.

Jesse Kaein Drugge
BA: 211032012
Custody/Facility: Seattle Correctional Facility Book Date: 10/18/2011 01:46
Charge: INDECENT EXP INV

Must be that guy. He's the only indecent exposure booking recently (granted, I only went back a couple days). Unfortunately, no Facebook picture.

I feel bad for his lawyer. I'd hate to have to handle the briefs on this one.

Victimless crime.

You uptight motherfarkers just want to rain on the mans parade.

( It was a man wasn't it ? )

so they caught mr sticky fingers?

I've met this guy before. Great guy, I saw him on the side of the road once and decided to give him a hand. OHHH!H!HHH!H!H@21

just one jerk?

Ever see the beginning of "Cocksucker Blues".

The only difference between this guy and that was that Robert Frank was filming him.

I'm having a hard time coming up with anything.

Quasar: Three days later, police say the suspect masturbated in front of two 13-year-old girls at the Pinehurst playfield at 12019 14th Ave. N.E. The suspect reportedly fled south on 14th Avenue Northeast and the young girls ran to a nearby store and reported the man to an off-duty officer.

Bill hasn't come down off that "Haha, I lived longer than you" high yet, eh?

Bums: making a mess all over the city.

Around Seattle huh?

FTA:

he suspect had been at Westlake Park, participating in Occupy Wall Street,"

Oh there's a shocker.

Does this confirm or refute the thread from yesterday accusing Seattle of being boring?

At least he wasn't packing heat.

Bob16: Victimless crime.

You uptight motherfarkers just want to rain on the mans parade.

( It was a man wasn't it ? )

There was a whole parade?

What a jerk-off may look like (pops).

Aw, he didn't "come" to my house

With a flashy attorney and any stroke of luck these charges won't stick. It's going to be hard but I'm sure he'll come through despite all the negative exposure from all these jerks. Hopefully the legal system doesn't force him to take it on the chin to deter such behavior.

/balls

Not very peaceful behavior going on amongst the OWS stink hippies. Exposing yourself to children in Seattle, rape in Clevland, stealing soup kitchen money in NYC, racism etc.

Let's go democrats, these are your people, defend them or label these protestors like you did the Tea Party. Remember to focus on the bad actions and include them in the entire movement.

Right or left handed? This is important.

ProudRedneck: Not very peaceful behavior going on amongst the OWS stink hippies. Exposing yourself to children in Seattle, rape in Clevland, stealing soup kitchen money in NYC, racism etc.

Let's go democrats, these are your people, defend them or label these protestors like you did the Tea Party. Remember to focus on the bad actions and include them in the entire movement.

Don't forget to say "Fartbongo" because it is truly hilarious.

gideon: Quasar: Three days later, police say the suspect masturbated in front of two 13-year-old girls at the Pinehurst playfield at 12019 14th Ave. N.E. The suspect reportedly fled south on 14th Avenue Northeast and the young girls ran to a nearby store and reported the man to an off-duty officer.

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This was my first thought. Dammit.

Finally! I can come out of hiding, now that the heat's off.