The Basketball Team of the New Willennium

He's going to relocate them. Get the parade ready, South Beach.

/Welcome to Miami.
//Bienvenido a Miami

He's going to sign Ben Wallace.

/He whips his hair back and forth.
//He whips it real good.

The 76ers will no longer refer to swapping players as trades. Now...

/It's called Switch.
//Turn it over now.

I hope the players have been working out during the lockout. I'd hate to hear about them all gaining six or Seven Pounds in the off-season.

Actually, forget South Beach. He might move them to Santa Fe.

/They're going straight to the Wild Wild West.
//Him and Artemus Clydefrog gonna go save Salma Hayek from the giant metal spider.

At least the new uniforms will make their fans forget about their past struggles.

/Here come the Men In Black
//Won't let you remember
///(clap clap)

At least you won't hear about gold diggers making their way into the locker room.

/Girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble.

I'll stop now, since it's just me and lacrossestar83.

/Just the two of us.
//You and I.

TheBaldOneMpls: He's going to relocate them. Get the parade ready, South Beach.

/Welcome to Miami.
//Bienvenido a Miami

Na. They'll just practice there in the Summertime.

Lockout, Lockout, Lockout Time
Time to sit back and go whine
Lockout Time

TheBaldOneMpls: I'll stop now, since it's just me and lacrossestar83.

Pump ya brakes, I was reading them.
but you guys did make great Potnas

Welcome to Eurf

now all we need now is an actual nba season. i'll be patiently counting the seconds.

/ tick tick tick tick BOOM
// boom boom shake shake the room

Really I'm Black: now all we need now is an actual nba season. i'll be patiently counting the seconds.

/ tick tick tick tick BOOM
// boom boom shake shake the room

Don't see why you're waiting; once the season starts, you won't be allowed in the arena. It'll just be for fans under 18.

/Cause parents just don't understand.

King Something: [This post has been removed due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

wut?

usernameguy: King Something: [This post has been removed due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

Wait, seriously?

Nah, he's probably referencing the fact that Big Will of late has some disappointing connections to Scientology.

TheBaldOneMpls: He whips his hair back and forth.



That's Springsteen's best song.

King Something wins an internet.

All right, you Suppressives. Give it up for the Philadelphia Thetans!

Wait'll they play someone in the wild, wild Western Conference

gunsmack 2011-10-19 01:00:50 AM Inchoate: Nah, he's probably referencing the fact that Big Will of late has some disappointing connections to Scientology. That is among the least of the things I dislike about him. Buying your children (who show no discernible talent in their respective ventures) a movie and a record deal, further polluting two fields whose quality has been circling the drain for quite some time now, should qualify as a crime against humanity.
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The kid who was in Karate Kid was pretty decent.

But then again, the other person in that movie was the mother who is a goddamn disgrace to humanity. So...