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(My Fox Dallas) Weird ♫He beat her with his meal, of a frozen armadillo♫ Well, it sounds like a Frank Zappa song anyway   (myfoxdfw.com) divider line 45
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AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 02:12:33 PM
Dinah-moe Humm asked "where's that frozen armadillo comin' from"?

/So I got down to it
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 04:45:30 PM
Great googly moogly.
 
Balchinian
2011-10-18 04:55:05 PM
Is that a regular armadillo or a Sears armadillo?
 
IrieTom
2011-10-18 04:56:08 PM
Is that a real armadillo or a sears armadillo?
 
dryknife
2011-10-18 04:56:36 PM
More like Kinky Friedman
 
IrieTom
2011-10-18 04:57:35 PM
^curses Balchinian through a chrome-plated megaphone^
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 04:58:05 PM
At least he didn't plook her with the Armadillo.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-10-18 04:58:52 PM
Grove rats still being Grove rats.

The old neighborhood may have changed it's ethnic make up a few times in the last hundred years but some things remain the same.

/yep, I'm a Grove rat too.
/John B. Hood Junior High
/Skyline HS
 
LewDux
2011-10-18 04:59:18 PM
Is this the way to frozen armadillo?

dryknife: More like Kinky Friedman

Doesn't matter as long as it has beat and pleasant groove
 
no icon tact
2011-10-18 05:01:21 PM
Good night Austin TX wherever you are!
 
Colour_out_of_Space
2011-10-18 05:02:31 PM
I wish I was in
Tijuana
 
lakrfool
2011-10-18 05:04:44 PM
Hitting a woman with a frozen armadillo is definitely a glyptodon't.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 05:08:53 PM
A thawed armadillo would leave fewer marks.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 05:14:15 PM
MMMM....possum on a half shell.
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 05:16:45 PM
He took an armadillo popsicle and stuck it in her eye
He took an armadillo popsicle and stuck it in her other eye
 
illannoyin
2011-10-18 05:19:34 PM
I bet right now he's wishing he was in Tiajuana eating bar-b-qued iguana.
 
winchester92
2011-10-18 05:27:58 PM
She had an Armadilo Brillo, flaming out along her head.
 
DarnoKonrad
2011-10-18 05:53:35 PM
She had that camarillo armadillo, which she beat about his head?
 
Camarillo Brillo
2011-10-18 05:54:57 PM
Needless to say, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 06:42:28 PM
How many people here had this little gem on vinyl back in 1971?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 06:43:39 PM
Yeah, the picture sure would help.
2.bp.blogspot.com
/i blame the brown acid
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 06:46:30 PM
And naturally this is the cover.
lyriki.com
/i know i've seen that cover somewhere before...
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 06:51:19 PM
And if I'm not mistaken, this was the best rack on the album...
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 06:52:00 PM
Damned brown acid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouc0jaGIH4A
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:11:15 PM
Marcus Aurelius: And if I'm not mistaken, this was the best rack on the album...

The best RACK? I dont' think you can blame that on acid...
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 07:20:46 PM
Marcus Aurelius: And if I'm not mistaken, this was the best rack on the album...

I think Pamela Zarubica wins the "best rack" award by default, being the only female with a substantial audible presence on the entire album.

/the best rack in 200 Motels was Miss Lucy Offerall's
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:27:11 PM
Frozen Armadillo sounds like a good name for a Captain Beefheart cover band...
 
b3x
2011-10-18 07:33:29 PM
a zircon encrusted armadillo
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 07:34:06 PM
FunkOut: Frozen Armadillo sounds like a good name for a Captain Beefheart cover band...

Or a Magic Band musician, for that matter.

Frozen Armadillo Sunspots III - tambourine, thumb harp, dancing
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 07:34:26 PM
Marcus Aurelius: How many people here had this little gem on vinyl back in 1971?

I have a good deal of FZ on vinyl, I have a good deal more on CDs.
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 07:40:22 PM
With the Armadillo in Dallas Texas, her trauma
Or did someone find a place
Or leave a space for Chester's thing to land?
(Chester's thing... on Ruth!)
 
Ignorant McNugget
2011-10-18 07:40:25 PM
One adam twelve, see de nignint wit armadillo! Reproach with caushum, mouth may be open!
 
Hop-Frog
2011-10-18 07:41:19 PM
I'm measuring it with an armadillo.
 
DPSturm
2011-10-18 07:48:48 PM
He went right upside the head of that lady Sheila WHAP! with a lead filled Dillo, and he hit er on the chest and hit er on the leg ♫♫♪♫♪ Great googly moogly
 
DPSturm
2011-10-18 07:56:00 PM
If shes hurt, the only way to get it fixed up........
 
Wagnerian Omnibus
2011-10-18 08:01:47 PM
She had that armadillo brill...

DAMMIT!!!!
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 08:02:16 PM
And her name is
A (A) R (R) M (M) A (A)
D (D) I (I) L, I cry
L (L) O (O), don't be shy!
Armadillo Victim with the big black eye!
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 08:06:21 PM
There's a real peccadillo
About my frozen armadillo, uh huh
Oh yeah
There's a real peccadillo
About my frozen armadillo, uh huh
Oh yeah
Wanted to have a taste
He threw it at my face
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-18 08:08:02 PM
Can't remember what became of me...
Armadillo Icepop Battery
 
blavo Alpha
2011-10-18 08:18:20 PM
no icon tact: Good night Austin TX wherever you are!

I was @ The Armadillo the night that was recorded

/currently in Bad Mergentheim Germany...where I saw Carlos Santana play in the Schloss
//meine lawn etc.
 
CptnSpldng
2011-10-18 09:21:46 PM
Balchinian: Is that a regular armadillo or a Sears armadillo?

Hmmmm... No foolin'?
 
Nimitz
2011-10-18 09:41:59 PM
Flaming out along her head
/...by where some bugs had made it red
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 09:48:14 PM
Serves her right. You're supposed to cook the armadillo before serving. They carry leprosy and the black death. They probably have salmonella, too. Cook your armadillo well, boys, cook your armadillo well.

You don't want to lose your armpits to the black death.

No. Seriously. When I did a GIS to confirm that armadillos really do carry the plague, I found this:

Prior to the New York cases, the closest bubonic plague had come to touching my life was the effect it had on the brother of a friend of mine. He lost his armpits to bubonic plague after touching an armadillo. That is, the swelling in his armpits never fully retreated, so the armpits didn't regain their normal concavity.

That's a problem, but losing one's armpits beats the Black Death.

Of course, that's only a rumour. It could be an urban legend, but I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't a fact. It is on the American Council of Science and Health website. They sound trustworthy. Mind you so does every BS factory and think tank.

http://www.acsh.org/factsfears/newsID.337/news_detail.asp
 
yagibeer
2011-10-19 12:34:47 AM
Except in the winter, when it's froze.
And it's hard when it hits on the nose.
 
Liverboy
2011-10-19 01:48:19 AM
The navigator always gets killed by a BAD SPACE PERSON!

/still though, she was a fine girl...
 
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