female orgasm? next thing you will say is the earth is round

That first picture looks like a handful of Smarties.

What a handful of Smarties sleeping pills might look like.

Sounds fantastic. If I got full-body orgasms from exercises I would be so thin.

shiat.

Sports drink one should include diarrhea too. Because it;s got electrolytes you don't need, fatty. Brilliant marketing, that Gatorade.

LOLWUT

Nick Nostril: shiat.

23 seconds too late, just had to get the picture, eh
,,and what did we learn from this Nick?

Mix #4 with the mainpage article directly below, and it's a total Pedobear party.

cowgirl toffee: I used to think the "G-spot" was a myth. :)

No "how you doin?"

I'm dissapointed gentlemen.

cowgirl toffee: I used to think the "G-spot" was a myth. :)

It would be weirder if it was a mister. Like a dude who called his dick Barbara or something.

That is the worst kind of slideshow ever. 12 items spread across 24 slides. Bastards. For those who don't want to suffer the slideshow, the text is below:

1. Sleeping Pills - It has been said that the most important thing in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep. But as Elvis and Judy Garland proved, taking sleeping pills to get a good night's sleep is not always best for one's health. Taking even one can cause truly unwanted side effects.

Side Effect: Night Terrors
Just as with anti-depressants, taking sleeping pills can interrupt your rest with night terrors and sleep walking. It's hard to believe the makers of eszopiclone and zolpidem think that being shocked awake in a pool of cold sweat by your own terrified screams is a relaxing experience. I'll stick to counting sheep.

2. Exercise
It seems that men have more to fear than just the imminent disappearance of the Y chromosome. A phenomenon known as "coregasm" is overtaking women as they power through lower ab exercises. Crunches and straight-leg raises can trigger full-body orgasms in women.

Side Effect: Female Orgasms
Sadly, the effect is not universally experienced, so only a select number of females are fortunate enough to pair their workout with unforeseen euphoria. The unfortunate ones will have to settle for the other activity that involves exercise and orgasms: actual sex.

3. Nutmeg
Most people know nutmeg as a popular spice that makes a sweet addition to a glass of holiday eggnog. But what is far less known are the myriad side effects than an overdose of nutmeg can induce. Just to list a few: convulsions, palpitations, hallucinations, body pains, and sexual arousal.

Side Effect: Convulsions And Genocide
The spice is also commonly used as a substitute drug, primarily by those unable to acquire more lucrative substances. Malcom X used the spice as an intoxicant while imprisoned. Nutmeg was so precious when it was first "discovered," Europeans wiped out the inhabitants of the Banda Islands (the source of the nutmeg tree) in their quest for the seed. If genocide is not a negative side effect, I don't know what is.

4. Mefloquine
Mefloquine is a drug that does the important work of staving off malaria. It is regularly prescribed to military personnel and tourists traveling to tropical locations. There's just one problem with mefloquine: it can cause vivid hallucinations and psychotic episodes that include public nudity.

Side Effect: Public Nudity
Eyewitnesses have reported travelers taking mefloquine have taken off their clothes then tried to call people back from the dead. Others have streaked down the street wearing nothing but their birthday suit. How's that for a vacation to remember?

5. Anti-Depressants
Depression is a serious disease that too often goes untreated. That being said, you should also be wary of the drugs used to treat depression. The cure may be worse than the disease itself. Paroxetine is a drug used in many name brand anti-depressants. To call it an anti-depressant is a bit a misnomer, however. You see, the drug you take to get rid of depression may produce suicidal thoughts, one of the symptoms of depression.

Side Effect: Suicidal Thoughts
I'm experiencing suicidal thoughts so I'll take Paroxetine to cure my depression... but then I start to experience suicidal thoughts, not because I'm depressed, but because that's one of the side effects of an anti-depressant? Something doesn't seem right here...

6. Sports Drinks
The U.S. does two things right: rock 'n' roll and liquid sugar. But sports drinks are cleverly marketed to trick couch potatoes into thinking that simply sipping will shape them into the next iron-pumping Schwarzenegger.

Side Effect: Weight Gain
Jam-packed with up to 70 grams of sugar and hundreds of calories, sports drinks can do more harm than good to those on a diet. Next time, shake your head "no" when asked if you want one of these drinks. Hopefully, a double chin won't jiggle when you do.

7. Coffee
Would you be surprised to know that the drink best known for providing boundless energy can actually be the ultimate downer? Caffeine stimulates your body to produce adrenaline, most commonly needed for such activities as big game hunting, gladiator duels, and world wars - not office gossip.

Side Effect: Death
The sedentary lifestyle associated with 9-to-5 life puts many office workers at risk for heart disease. Drinking more than five cups of joe a day may lead to a heart attack. Not really such cool beans, after all.

8. Viagra
Viagra has been a godsend for late night television comedians and post-retirement pleasure. But beyond making you a stud, the little blue pill can also make you see in blue. Smurf fetishes aside, blue vision quickly becomes a detriment because it also means you cannot make out shades of other colors.

Side Effect: Blindness
Apparently, the eyes contain a similar enzyme to the one in the penis that is affected by Viagra, leading to a blue (and sometimes green) halo effect. Researchers have even theorized that the pill may cause permanent vision loss or even blindness due to a shortage of blood flow to optic nerves and Viagra lists "sudden decrease or loss of vision" as one of its side effects. Of course, if you can't see you'll be less selective when it comes to whom you're porking (as in "Vertigo," above.) But that's a whole other problem.

9. Pregnancy
It is a revelation that will make women want to re-gift the Gift of Life: pregnancy can spur extra breast and nipple growth. Many people are born with an extra mammary gland they are not aware of; during pregnancy, hormones make that extra gland swell. Even more bizarre is that the outgrowths can potentially lactate.

Side Effect: Extra Breasts
But before fathers-to-be conjure fantasies inspired by that mutant chick in Total Recall (you know the one), they should dutifully note that the "additions" tend to disappear after a woman gives birth. Then all they have to enjoy is the supple tenderness of dirty diapers.

10. Anti-Balding Products
Hair has served as a symbol of a man's power for eons -George Clooney, Fabio, and, um, Donald Trump come to mind. So balding gents will go to any length to make sure their locks are thick enough to keep them in the company of women and their attendant physical charms. The results however, may be unexpected.

Side Effect: Man Boobs
Finasteride is a drug intended to combat hair loss by blocking the conversion of testosterone into DHT, a substance that shrinks hair follicles. But impeding the conversion may drive up the levels of estrogen in the male body, and could form boobies. So although the takers of finastride no longer have to worry about blinding migratory birds with the shine from their head, they may have to worry about what bra size to buy.

11. Pramipexole
You may have seen those incessant commercials for drugs that treat restless leg syndrome. Pramipexole, a generic drug, can cure the twitching. Pramipexole increases the body's natural production of dopamine, which regulates body movements but ialso controls your moods. It is possible that formerly docile housewives taking pramipexole may suddenly be filled with uncontrollable gambling urges that bingo night can no longer fulfill.

Side Effect: Compulsive Gambling
Rather than just advertising itself as a cure for restless leg syndrome, Pramipexole's commercials should also include claims such as: "removes responsibility!" and "cures inhibitions!" Pramipexole's dopamine control mechanism could also lead to other compulsive behavior such as shopping, eating, and drinking.

12. Water
While this might be a little exaggerated, water can and does have an unforeseen danger. Drinking water is chlorinated as a way of combating microbes than can potentially kill us. Untreated water, after all, is one of the leading killers of children in developing countries. Water chlorination began in the 1800s as a way to disinfect our water supply, and became the standard in the beginning of the 20th century

Side Effect: Cancer
Chlorine reacts with all organic matter in water. It kills microbes responsible for all those child deaths, but it also releases a byproduct called chloroform This sounds great until you realize that chloroform is a cancer-causing agent. According to the U.S. Council Of Environmental Quality, "Cancer risk among people drinking chlorinated water is 93% higher than among those whose water does not contain chlorine."

Bullshiat. If crunches gave women orgasms, you'd be able to bounce a quarter off my abs.

Crunches and straight leg raises? Haven't been working for me personally, but I'll see if the gf is up for it.

Actually, I did know a girl who would orgasm doing those hanging leg raises. I didn't believe her when she told me she'd done it at the gym a few times, but she demonstrated for me at the gym at my apartment. Yes, she could've been faking, but I don't think so. Yes, we did have sex afterwards. And yes, CSB.

eraser8: I'd like some day to experience an orgasm the way a woman does.

I'm not sure how that would be possible. Maybe some sort of high-tech virtual reality simulation. Of course, I'm not sure IF such a thing would be possible at all; perhaps the male brain won't allow those sensations.

And before the snarky comments commence, I'm not wondering what it would be like to have a penis inside me. I'm just wondering what the actual experience of the female orgasm is like.

I once read some where the idea that the reason men don't experience an orgasm the same way women do had to deal with the fact that when you're surrounded by a hostile wilderness it's a bad idea for the both of you to be incapacitated, particularly the generally stronger, more physically intimidating person.

cowgirl toffee: I used to think the "G-spot" was a myth. :)

I'm just glad I was able to help.

no mention of BIE

just passing through: Crunches and straight leg raises? Haven't been working for me personally, but I'll see if the gf is up for it.

Actually, I did know a girl who would orgasm doing those hanging leg raises. I didn't believe her when she told me she'd done it at the gym a few times, but she demonstrated for me at the gym at my apartment. Yes, she could've been faking, but I don't think so. Yes, we did have sex afterwards. And yes, CSB.

Dammit. Just realized she was actually using one of those captain's chairs, not actually hanging. Guess I'm not up on my workout lingo.

cevk: eraser8: I'd like some day to experience an orgasm the way a woman does.

I'm not sure how that would be possible. Maybe some sort of high-tech virtual reality simulation. Of course, I'm not sure IF such a thing would be possible at all; perhaps the male brain won't allow those sensations.

And before the snarky comments commence, I'm not wondering what it would be like to have a penis inside me. I'm just wondering what the actual experience of the female orgasm is like.

I once read some where the idea that the reason men don't experience an orgasm the same way women do had to deal with the fact that when you're surrounded by a hostile wilderness it's a bad idea for the both of you to be incapacitated, particularly the generally stronger, more physically intimidating person.

Does that mean that fat women can't have orgasms?

cevk:

I once read some where the idea that the reason men don't experience an orgasm the same way women do had to deal with the fact that when you're surrounded by a hostile wilderness it's a bad idea for the both of you to be incapacitated, particularly the generally stronger, more physically intimidating person.

Men already have a tendency to do stupid things to get sex. If we had the super full-body orgasms that some women can have, we'd be a bunch of mindless sex zombies.

/Doooooooo Meeeeeeee

Nick Nostril Quote 2011-10-18 06:04:08 PM
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What a handful of Smarties sleeping pills white coloured "sweet tarts" might look like.

ftfy

It's just my experience that the orgasmic sensation caused by V ups and straight leg raises isn't that spectacular. The full body tingling and shaking that somewhat resembles a normal o is just a little disconcerting when you are exercising in a group setting.

zato_ichi
Sports drink one should include diarrhea too. Because it;s got electrolytes you don't need, fatty. Brilliant marketing, that Gatorade.

Electrolytes don't make people fat.

Folks, no, not every herb, spice or food cfauses sexual arousal.

You're just farking horny.

eraser8: I'd like some day to experience an orgasm the way a woman does.

I'm not sure how that would be possible. Maybe some sort of high-tech virtual reality simulation. Of course, I'm not sure IF such a thing would be possible at all; perhaps the male brain won't allow those sensations.

And before the snarky comments commence, I'm not wondering what it would be like to have a penis inside me. I'm just wondering what the actual experience of the female orgasm is like.

I once told my now ex-wife that I would like to do the same as you. She told me she had thought about how a male orgasm feels. We tried to explain the feelings to each other. About the only thing that came out of it is we agreed that it just feels really damn good.

"Cancer risk among people drinking chlorinated water is 93% higher than among those whose water does not contain chlorine."

Dying of dysentery at 5 is a great way to avoid cancer.

cevk: eraser8: I'd like some day to experience an orgasm the way a woman does.

I'm not sure how that would be possible. Maybe some sort of high-tech virtual reality simulation. Of course, I'm not sure IF such a thing would be possible at all; perhaps the male brain won't allow those sensations.

And before the snarky comments commence, I'm not wondering what it would be like to have a penis inside me. I'm just wondering what the actual experience of the female orgasm is like.

I once read some where the idea that the reason men don't experience an orgasm the same way women do had to deal with the fact that when you're surrounded by a hostile wilderness it's a bad idea for the both of you to be incapacitated, particularly the generally stronger, more physically intimidating person.

No, it's because


/What female orgasm may sound like (new window )

This had to be the worst farking slide show ever. Half of it was ridiculous. Water doesn't cause cancer. Chlorine does. Jesus... I'm angry that I had to read that. And it was long. Too long.

whooter: Suicidal thoughts are not a side-effect of taking anti-depressants.

They're a side-effect of stopping taking anti-depressants. That's why if you're thinking of coming off them, you have to be weaned off them. You can't go cold turkey.

/takes Paroxetine
//has no suicidal thoughts

From what I remember hearing is that the anti-depressants give people the motivation and energy to follow through with the suicide.

whooter: Suicidal thoughts are not a side-effect of taking anti-depressants.

They're a side-effect of stopping taking anti-depressants. That's why if you're thinking of coming off them, you have to be weaned off them. You can't go cold turkey.

/takes Paroxetine
//has no suicidal thoughts

They actually are a side effect of the medication, but the reason why is misunderstood. A depressed person who has never ever thought of suicide will not suddenly becoma suicidal. However, a person with thoughts of suicide who is too damn depressed to do anything about it will take the meds, and feel better. Not completely, but enough to have the energy to go through with the suicide.

It's why with bipolar folks, you don't worry about suicide when they are at the bottom. The risk time is when they are on the upswing. Then they have the energy and motivation to do it.