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2011-10-18 02:18:48 PM
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2011-10-18 02:22:54 PM
I heard his dad is the head of the World Bank.
 
2011-10-18 02:30:30 PM
www.labelheaven.co.uk
 
2011-10-18 02:44:52 PM
And I thought he just wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
 
2011-10-18 02:45:04 PM
CrotchBeard: I heard his dad is the head of the World Bank.

I heard that he hangs out with a creepy old guy and a couple of gay robots.
 
2011-10-18 02:45:22 PM
I want my click back!
 
2011-10-18 02:51:29 PM
Shostie: CrotchBeard: I heard his dad is the head of the World Bank.

I heard that he hangs out with a creepy old guy and a couple of gay robots.


Hey, CPO might be gay but R2 is all about pussy!
 
2011-10-18 03:15:08 PM
Shostie: I heard that he hangs out with a creepy old guy and a couple of gay robots.

I heard his sister choked out the former CEO of ExxonMobil during rough sex.
 
2011-10-18 03:43:24 PM
Mugato: Shostie: CrotchBeard: I heard his dad is the head of the World Bank.

I heard that he hangs out with a creepy old guy and a couple of gay robots.

Hey, CPO might be gay but R2 is all about pussy!


And the dude's got all kinds of attachments. Chicks dig the R2.
 
2011-10-18 03:52:56 PM
Extinct cult LOL
 
2011-10-18 04:56:25 PM
That was pretty lame.
 
2011-10-18 04:59:09 PM
I don't remember him shiatting in any public parks in any of the movies.....so I'm not buying it.
 
2011-10-18 05:00:40 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Mugato: Shostie: CrotchBeard: I heard his dad is the head of the World Bank.

I heard that he hangs out with a creepy old guy and a couple of gay robots.

Hey, CPO might be gay but R2 is all about pussy!

And the dude's got all kinds of attachments. Chicks dig the R2.


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2011-10-18 05:01:37 PM
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The 1% and damn proud of it!
 
2011-10-18 05:04:53 PM
Much better

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2011-10-18 05:21:09 PM
shiatty photoshop is shiatty
 
2011-10-18 05:30:09 PM
Frak me...FARK is greenlighting anything nowadays...
 
2011-10-18 05:31:57 PM
I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.
 
2011-10-18 05:33:36 PM
"Because he's the 1% Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not the 99%. He's a silent guardian, watchful protector. The 1%."

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/Seriously besides Iron Man & Batman, every fictional hero/protagonist is a part of the 99%
 
2011-10-18 05:41:49 PM
scottydoesntknow: /Seriously besides Iron Man & Batman, every fictional hero/protagonist is a part of the 99%

Not sure if serious. Do you need the nerd community to take you to task over this?

The Black Panther is like the king of his people.
Green Arrow is as rich as Wayne (at least he used to be).
Professor X is rich as hell. Where do you think the X-Men get all those toys?
Dare Devil is a high priced fancy-pants lawyer.
Reed Richards is rich as fark thanks to his patents and endorsements.
Angel has an inheritance in the Billions.
 
2011-10-18 05:48:21 PM
Honest Bender: scottydoesntknow: /Seriously besides Iron Man & Batman, every fictional hero/protagonist is a part of the 99%

Not sure if serious. Do you need the nerd community to take you to task over this?

The Black Panther is like the king of his people.
Green Arrow is as rich as Wayne (at least he used to be).
Professor X is rich as hell. Where do you think the X-Men get all those toys?
Dare Devil is a high priced fancy-pants lawyer.
Reed Richards is rich as fark thanks to his patents and endorsements.
Angel has an inheritance in the Billions.


It was more a generalization (knew FARKers would latch to that) and those two being the biggest names in the media right now. Let me add the moniker "almost" to it. Batman & Iron Man are the two that flaunt their money the most.

But if you are going to say Angel is a part of the 1% because of his daddy's money, then Luke also falls into that category. He was set up to inherit an entire empire!
 
2011-10-18 05:49:43 PM
Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

Indeed. Get a job. Eat shiat. Get farked in the ass. Work hard and one day you can be the ass farker and eat caviar and laugh at the ones getting ass farked. Be responsible for once, citizen. Sheesh.
 
2011-10-18 05:52:48 PM
poonesfarm: Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

Indeed. Get a job. Eat shiat. Get farked in the ass. Work hard and one day you can be the ass farker and eat caviar and laugh at the ones getting ass farked. Be responsible for once, citizen. Sheesh.


It worked for Anakin.
 
2011-10-18 05:56:24 PM
poonesfarm: Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

Indeed. Get a job. Eat shiat. Get farked in the ass. Work hard and one day you can be the ass farker and eat caviar and laugh at the ones getting ass farked. Be responsible for once, citizen. Sheesh.


You know what my biggest problem is with the 1% protests? Every damn time they show the protesters it is either A) stereotypical worthless hippies dancing around or B) some conspiracy nut/uninformed moron who shouldn't be in front of anything, much less a TV camera. Hell I saw a guy on there who swears it's all the jew's fault.
 
2011-10-18 06:06:18 PM
scottydoesntknow: poonesfarm: Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

Indeed. Get a job. Eat shiat. Get farked in the ass. Work hard and one day you can be the ass farker and eat caviar and laugh at the ones getting ass farked. Be responsible for once, citizen. Sheesh.

You know what my biggest problem is with the 1% protests? Every damn time they show the protesters it is either A) stereotypical worthless hippies dancing around or B) some conspiracy nut/uninformed moron who shouldn't be in front of anything, much less a TV camera. Hell I saw a guy on there who swears it's all the jew's fault.


It would be funny if the conspiracy nut was saying it was a conspiracy to show only insane conspiracy theorists on tv news to discredit the protests.

/or true
 
2011-10-18 06:11:02 PM
Luke's mother was a former world leader and senator, various other indications she was aristocratic and very wealthy. His father was a member of an elite warrior class who had access to virtually limitless resources. Luke was a 1%er, he may have been raised working class, but he was born 1%. Once he found mom and dads bank accounts he went right back to the 1% life.
 
2011-10-18 06:20:13 PM
Honest Bender: Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

Why should I if somebody is going to take money from somebody else and GIVE it to me? WTF, are you stupid or something?
 
2011-10-18 06:31:26 PM
Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

Diverting from real issues by saying something unrelated is a dishonest tactic. How do you live with yourself?
 
2011-10-18 07:09:53 PM
Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

The thing that confuses me about the whole thing is it seems to me that they are saying that 1% of people make all of the money and pay all of the taxes.

Doesn't that make the 99% a bunch of worthless freeloaders?
 
2011-10-18 07:20:36 PM
Somebody was posting a "darth" 53% earlier and it kicked ass.
 
2011-10-18 07:20:58 PM
Honest Bender: scottydoesntknow: /Seriously besides Iron Man & Batman, every fictional hero/protagonist is a part of the 99%

Not sure if serious. Do you need the nerd community to take you to task over this?

The Black Panther is like the king of his people.
Green Arrow is as rich as Wayne (at least he used to be).
Professor X is rich as hell. Where do you think the X-Men get all those toys?
Dare Devil is a high priced fancy-pants lawyer.
Reed Richards is rich as fark thanks to his patents and endorsements.
Angel has an inheritance in the Billions.


Heroes:
Wonder Woman is a princess.
Thor is a prince, later king
Watchmen's Adrian Veidt aka Ozymandias owned a company worth billions. He was a hero before arguably becoming the villain.
Aquaman - prince of Atlantis
Namor the Submariner - ruler of Atlantis
Ted Kord aka the Blue Beetle owner of Kord Industries
Danny Rand - the Iron Fist inherited daddy's company worth millions
Felecia Hardy aka the Black Cat was the daughter of a very wealthy and successful thief
Doctor Fate seems incredibly wealthy as well

Villains:
Lex Luther (part of the 1% but self-made depending on the continuity)
Green Goblin (Norman Osborn of OSCORP)
Wilson Fisk aka Kingpin
Victor von Doom... ruler of a country

I'm just saying, legitimately poor super heroes like Peter Parker aka Spiderman are not the super majority. A lot of super heroes are pretty well of.
 
2011-10-18 07:37:12 PM
scottydoesntknow: But if you are going to say Angel is a part of the 1% because of his daddy's money, then Luke also falls into that category. He was set up to inherit an entire empire!

Like common people, want you to live? Stop it all, your father could. Call him you must not.

/Your sister, common people is not either.
 
2011-10-18 09:41:55 PM
Quantumbunny: Villains:
Lex Luther (part of the 1% but self-made depending on the continuity)


Hell, I'm pretty sure Lex is part of the 0.001%
 
2011-10-18 10:14:44 PM
scottydoesntknow: Hell I saw a guy on there who swears it's all the jew's fault.

Shhh! We don't say "jews" any more. We say "International Bankers".
 
2011-10-18 11:05:23 PM
Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

The "get a job" meme is tired. The 99Percent meme is a revolution.I suggest you get a Recognizing Scams For Dummies book and catch up with the 21st Century.
 
2011-10-18 11:34:22 PM
zenobia: Honest Bender: I can't be the only one who is sick of all this 99% this and 1% that. Get a job already. Live at or below your means. Save money. Be responsible for yourself already.

The "get a job" meme is tired. The 99Percent meme is a revolution.I suggest you get a Recognizing Scams For Dummies book and catch up with the 21st Century.


"The Church of the 99%"

Brilliant!
 
2011-10-19 08:39:46 AM
Luke's uncle benefitted from out-of-control moisture farm subsidies.
 
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