WTF Indeed: [27.media.tumblr.com image 311x143]

Excellently done.

Alright, now that's hilarious.

"It's an original idea, and to people who say it's modeled after a game -- it's a lie," Cain said during a campaign stop in Tennessee. "That's all I'm going to say. It is a lie. You see, that's the difference when you become one or two in the polls. People make up stuff. That is a lie. I'm not going to take it back and not going to politically say, but unfortunately, that is not totally true. It's a lie."

Someone protests too much =/

Does he, or does he not, have a mod for the traffic snarls all around town? That's all I care about.

And I want a country club, goddamnit.

Please, someone mock the XBox or PS3

Herman Cain's got 999 problems, and biatching is one of them.

Uncle Wiggly: Please, someone mock the XBox or PS3

OH F*CK, RAPE STREET, I SURE HOPE THE BUS DOESN'T BREAK DOWN!

Wow. i lol'd.

smooshie: "It's an original idea, and to people who say it's modeled after a game -- it's a lie," Cain said during a campaign stop in Tennessee. "That's all I'm going to say. It is a lie. You see, that's the difference when you become one or two in the polls. People make up stuff. That is a lie. I'm not going to take it back and not going to politically say, but unfortunately, that is not totally true. It's a lie."

Someone protests too much =/

You know, for someone who feels he needs to lecture the nation on having a sense of humor, that was awfully huffy and defensive, especially when the parallels are so obvious.

Why not just say, "yeah its an amusing coincidence, but I have a serious tax plan and it isn't true"?

Dear EA,
Thanks for the free publicity
-Cain Campaign

ha-ha-guy: Dear EA, produce SimCity 5 before I'm forced to start kidnapping the children of executives. That is all. Also if you produce another "The Sims"/"Sim City" hybrid, I'm going to kill you and sell your organs on the SE Asian blackmarket.

Love,
Your customer :)

And not that bullshiat Sim Cities Societies either. Sim City goddamnit.

ha-ha-guy: Dear EA, produce SimCity 5 before I'm forced to start kidnapping the children of executives. That is all. Also if you produce another "The Sims"/"Sim City" hybrid, I'm going to kill you and sell your organs on the SE Asian blackmarket.

Love,
Your customer :)

i know right? why can't they give us what we really want: simcity, but with less building and planning and more first-person shooter urban combat. GET ON THIS EA!

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: So much this. How hard can it be to polish the graphics a little and burn a few discs?

I'm still fairly satisfied with SC4. I periodically get bored and then pick it up a few months later and start a new city. I'm currently trying to sort out a crazy traffic situation in what has turned into my 'downtown' area.

mavexe: Tropico's better.

So much this. More fun, more entertaining, and a much better soundtrack.

HA! How timely! I was going to "reacquire" my copies, but i guess I could throw EA some money for this.

You can buy SimCity 2000 on GoG for $6. (new window)

Great game

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Oh god I can't stop laughing at this.

I just started playing SimCity 4 Deluxe the other day, after having it sit in my Steam list since the last mega-sale, so I'm getting a kick from having paid less than $9.99 for the game.

I always loved the original SC, and SC200 was loads of greatness, but SC3 was pure shiat. SC4 so far has been much better than 3, and nearly as fun as the original. The biggest problem is that it appears to be running on an old version of the Sims engine, and chugs like a Sterling Engine even on my top-of-the-line rig.

Performance problems aside (seriously, I can run Crysis on this machine at full settings...), the "anti-oops" assists when laying infrastructure are fantastic.

Totally worth the $4.99 I paid. :P

Sim City Monster Hates Your City (new window)

thar be gold in this here thread..