does this mean there will be less fat chicks?

Huh. My wife and I have no debt, not even a mortgage, and both still have our decent-paying jobs.

No wonder I have to spend so much time on Red Toob.

C'mon, baby, the economy could collapse tomorrow.

You don't want your first time to be for 15 bucks on meth, do you?

atleast one industry is growing?

nvmac: The ebb and flow of sexual desire in women is so freaking random it boggles the mind.

No earthly thing could exercise a modicum of influence over it.

Men on the other hand: The only factor you need to consider is whether or not the male is awake or asleep.

While you sit there pondering that alone, others are out there taking advantage of the moment.

Hey baby, we're unemployed, up to our ears in debt, and the house is getting foreclosed! Let's have more kids!

A bad economy is not going to make my wife put out.

A good economy is not going to make my wife put out.

Losing my job is not going to make my wife put out.

Getting a raise is not going to make my wife put out.

Being at home more is not going to make my wife put out.

Working longer hours is not going to make my wife put out.

Being affectionate is not going to make my wife put out.

Being aloof is not going to make my wife put out.

My wife is not going to put out.

so I should get a haircut and shower and go back out there rawr!!

A married man is going to have so much sex. His wife decides how much of that is with her.

H31N0US: Huh. My wife and I have no debt, not even a mortgage, and both still have our decent-paying jobs.

No wonder I have to spend so much time on Red Toob.

Same here except Mrs. Smurf is there watching the porn with me.

treecologist: A bad economy is not going to make my wife put out.

A good economy is not going to make my wife put out.

Losing my job is not going to make my wife put out.

Getting a raise is not going to make my wife put out.

Being at home more is not going to make my wife put out.

Working longer hours is not going to make my wife put out.

Being affectionate is not going to make my wife put out.

Being aloof is not going to make my wife put out.

My wife is not going to put out.

She is for me!

this explains all the aids in africa

Yeah, but what are all the Farkers gonna do when they can't afford the beer goggles?

A co-worker of mine got downsized today. I think he'd rather have the job.

/it's been happening around the org here and there which is weird since we spent the last couple of years ramping up operations.

It makes no sense...

If you're doing worse because of the financial melt down, you're less attractive of a partner due to failing at being a provider. You're also largely without direction or purpose without a job... very attractive.

If you're doing better because of the financial melt down, you're probably able to get more; but you're also likely as busy as ever with more responsibility in your career... less time to get some.

Subby, when a person says he's completely farked, it doesn't always mean he just had great sex.

blow job or paying job.
hmmmmmm.
I'm THINKING! don't rush me.

Welfare Xmas: Yeah, but what are all the Farkers gonna do when they can't afford the beer goggles?

Close their eyes, grin and bear it?

Its true, I have more sex now than I did when times were flush. I previously attracted women who wanted to use my income and credit. Now that my credit is gone and lawyers take all my income I attract women who want to use my penis.

Now I just need to find a way to make money with neither women nor lawyers being aware.

Great. More poor people breeding.

treecologist: A bad economy is not going to make my wife put out.

A good economy is not going to make my wife put out.

Losing my job is not going to make my wife put out.

Getting a raise is not going to make my wife put out.

Being at home more is not going to make my wife put out.

Working longer hours is not going to make my wife put out.

Being affectionate is not going to make my wife put out.

Being aloof is not going to make my wife put out.

My wife is not going to put out.

I hear ether works wonders for that.

The Universe --- some information to help you live in it.

1~Area: Infinite.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word ``Infinite''.

Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, ``wow, that's big'', time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

2~Imports: None.

It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.

3~Exports: None.

See imports.

4~Population: None.

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

5~Monetary Units: None.

In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altairan Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flaninian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flaninian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles across each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination.

6~Art: None.

The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough --- see point one.

7~Sex: None.

Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the non-existent people of the Universe occupied.

/this... is not obscure

nvmac: The ebb and flow of sexual desire in women is so freaking random it boggles the mind.

No earthly thing could exercise a modicum of influence over it.

Men on the other hand: The only factor you need to consider is whether or not the male is awake or asleep.

Um, yeah.... About that..... (new window)

Cool, I can now devote my waking hours mastering the craft of being a man-whore!

"One thing's sure and nothing's surer
The rich get richer and the poor get -- children."

Is this what they meant by trickle down (her thigh) economics?

nvmac: The ebb and flow of sexual desire in women is so freaking random it boggles the mind.

No earthly thing could exercise a modicum of influence over it.

Men on the other hand: The only factor you need to consider is whether or not the male is awake or asleep.

disagrees (new window)

I know that I have been having thousands, maybe even millions of times more sex than I was before the economy began melting down. Maybe even trillions of times more.

/wrists

Kuroshin: fredbox: Its true, I have more sex now than I did when times were flush. I previously attracted women who wanted to use my income and credit. Now that my credit is gone and lawyers take all my income I attract women who want to use my penis.

Now I just need to find a way to make money with neither women nor lawyers being aware.

You sound handsome.

I like a whole scoop of pie.

Why don't we have an "awesome" tag?