Not having ever heard any of Soulja Boy's songs, I read that "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU" with Bill Cosby's voice in my head.

There was a confirmation of about ten stereotypes in that article. Nicely done TMZ.

*golf clap*

Am I the only one who hopes that he is held in a cell with a veteran?

In Georgia a substantial amount means they found at least an ounce. I think they increase the charges for black men and increase them again if they are rappers.

rev. dave: In Georgia a substantial amount means they found at least an ounce. I think they increase the charges for black men and increase them again if they are rappers.

Genarlow Wilson agrees.

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rev. dave: In Georgia a substantial amount means they found at least an ounce. I think they increase the charges for black men and increase them again if they are rappers.

i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

i just dont understand. this kid was a self made millionaire. had it all but still wanted to live the "gangster" lifestyle i guess.hell be doing the superman in jail now

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Freakin Rican: rev. dave: In Georgia a substantial amount means they found at least an ounce. I think they increase the charges for black men and increase them again if they are rappers.

i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

i just dont understand. this kid was a self made millionaire. had it all but still wanted to live the "gangster" lifestyle i guess.hell be doing the superman in jail now

I never got why rich rappers get busted for this. They always have a posse. Have a dedicated homie for the weed, one for the purple drank, and one for the illegal firearms. So when the cops search you, you're clean.

Hmm...lots of money in drugs there. Wonder if they could accuse him of intent to distribute...then he could change his name to Soulja Boy Sell'Em.

/my friend's immediate reaction

his hairline is crooked

Freakin Rican: i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

FTFA: One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

Maybe you should RTFA.

ha-ha-guy: Freakin Rican: rev. dave: In Georgia a substantial amount means they found at least an ounce. I think they increase the charges for black men and increase them again if they are rappers.

i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

i just dont understand. this kid was a self made millionaire. had it all but still wanted to live the "gangster" lifestyle i guess.hell be doing the superman in jail now

I never got why rich rappers get busted for this. They always have a posse. Have a dedicated homie for the weed, one for the purple drank, and one for the illegal firearms. So when the cops search you, you're clean.

Lil Wayne tried that for his handgun rap in New York. Still ended up in jail.

Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

FTFA: One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

Maybe you should RTFA.

FTFA:
Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession ... and law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops allegedly found a ton of weed and cash during the arrest.

i did. did it not say a ton in the artical?

Was it a gram cause the value of that is 1 brazillion dollars in cop math

Rural Georgia, eh? Well, you're farked.

Freakin Rican: Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

FTFA: One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

Maybe you should RTFA.

FTFA:
Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession ... and law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops allegedly found a ton of weed and cash during the arrest.

i did. did it not say a ton in the artical?

I could bust out the math, explain to you in detail why you're dumb... but that's more work than I'm willing to waste on an idiot.

Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

FTFA: One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

Maybe you should RTFA.

FTFA:
Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession ... and law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops allegedly found a ton of weed and cash during the arrest.

i did. did it not say a ton in the artical?

I could bust out the math, explain to you in detail why you're dumb... but that's more work than I'm willing to waste on an idiot.

wow idiot? when did anyone call you out of your name. youre really taking this drug bust far to personal. i think you showed everyone who the real idiot is.

Freakin Rican: Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

FTFA: One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

Maybe you should RTFA.

FTFA:
Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession ... and law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops allegedly found a ton of weed and cash during the arrest.

i did. did it not say a ton in the artical?

I could bust out the math, explain to you in detail why you're dumb... but that's more work than I'm willing to waste on an idiot.

wow idiot? when did anyone call you out of your name. youre really taking this drug bust far to personal. i think you showed everyone who the real idiot is.

DId you just call me an idiot! Your are all idiots! All of you idots!! arrrrrrrrrgh ::cough:: gggghhh

I guessing he has a new album out soon? Seems like this sort of thing is always right around an album release... Street cred or whatever.

Freakin Rican: Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: Honest Bender: Freakin Rican: i dont know if you read the artical but that amount happens to be a ton of weed. thats just a lil more then an once.

FTFA: One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

Maybe you should RTFA.

FTFA:
Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession ... and law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops allegedly found a ton of weed and cash during the arrest.

i did. did it not say a ton in the artical?

I could bust out the math, explain to you in detail why you're dumb... but that's more work than I'm willing to waste on an idiot.

wow idiot? when did anyone call you out of your name. youre really taking this drug bust far to personal. i think you showed everyone who the real idiot is.

I think a 'ton', in this case, it descriptive and not a measurement.
See also: Metric Buttload

This is the only reason I've heard of him

Link

Mixolydian Master: once the proper gun registration comes back clean

FTFA: "...possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime."

I dont think registration is the problem.

FTFA: cops allegedly found a ton of weed and cash during the arrest... One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car.

COP math:
1 lb=545g's @ $10/g = $4,540
$70,000/$4,540 = 15 lbs

I, for one, cannot be happier that this tool is being arrested. Fark him for dissing the military and trying to cover his tracks.

Will anyone ask him to do his dance...

IamCeilingCat: I, for one, cannot be happier that this tool is being arrested. Fark him for dissing the military and trying to cover his tracks.

Normally I would be one to champion marijuana users' rights, but yeah, in this case I think I'll let it slide.

It was a car. Unless the article is wrong (because many people call everything a "car"), there was not a "ton" of weed and weapons, plus a group of grown men.

Vernacular, how does it work?

He must have been going to lil' waynes house.

Crank that grinder. Make sure you pick out all the seeds before you dump it into your vape.

barefoot in the head: It was a car. Unless the article is wrong (because many people call everything a "car"), there was not a "ton" of weed and weapons, plus a group of grown men.

Vernacular, how does it work?

Not very well in this case.

MrEricSir: Crank that grinder. Make sure you pick out all the seeds before you dump it into your vape.

If you are smoking shiat with seeds in it I feel sorry for you.

beergut666: MrEricSir: Crank that grinder. Make sure you pick out all the seeds before you dump it into your vape.

If you are smoking shiat with seeds in it I feel sorry for you.

What difference does it make if you vape?

What's a Soldja Boy? Does it look like a Justin Bieber?

"Soulja Boy, you've been sentenced to three years by killing the English language, releasing terrible music and the usual rapper charge, how do you plead?"

YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I sentence him to ten years in Don't Give a Fark-ville just because he released this song.

Years ago when "Crank Dat" came out, there was a video link here on fark that had a guy sitting at his desk sort of acting out the song with cartoon pictures here and there. I have searched for that video and still have yet to find it again. If anyone knows what I am talking about, please post it.

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Years ago when "Crank Dat" came out, there was a video link here on fark that had a guy sitting at his desk sort of acting out the song with cartoon pictures here and there. I have searched for that video and still have yet to find it again. If anyone knows what I am talking about, please post it.

HOLY SHIAT!!! I found it!!! Link (new window)

FTFA;

"Law enforcement sources tell us officers also found guns inside the car -- though it's unclear if any of the men had the proper licenses to be in possession of the firearms. We're told an investigation is underway. "

Unless something has changed recently, you don't need a "proper license" to have a gun in a car in Georgia.

Article doesn't say they were carrying, concealed or not.

Seems like someone was happy to write this article though.

If it was actually a " ton of weed" was the car bottoming out or what?

aszure: Am I the only one who hopes that he is held in a cell with a veteran?

StrangeQ: IamCeilingCat: I, for one, cannot be happier that this tool is being arrested. Fark him for dissing the military and trying to cover his tracks.

Normally I would be one to champion marijuana users' rights, but yeah, in this case I think I'll let it slide.

Not everyone loves the Armed Forces. Let it go.

The Blind Fury: Not everyone loves the Armed Forces. Let it go.

I don't have a problem with people that don't love the Armed Forces, I have a problem with people that speak out against the Armed Forces and then backpedal faster than Obama after giving a speech.

Mike Chewbacca: rev. dave: In Georgia a substantial amount means they found at least an ounce. I think they increase the charges for black men and increase them again if they are rappers.

Genarlow Wilson agrees.

Going by your rationale, and I hope you're right, but if they're bad rappers...they immediately get the death penalty?

This Soulja Boy should be stop-lossed.

/got nothing

Unmatched Brutality: There was a confirmation of about ten stereotypes in that article. Nicely done TMZ.
*golf clap*

Ha. A bunch of black dudes driving around in a (has to be) black Escalade in the middle of the night in rural Georgia? I wonder why they got pulled over?