So.....we should set some city/private parks on fire?

Uncle Wiggly: Well, it's working in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Hehe...

Fake an injury and force your guests to wait on you hand and foot.

GTFO.

That guy knew how to keep it real in a passive-aggressive way.

Didn't read the article, but...

My cousin actually did this once.

He couldn't make the payments on his house, so he rented it out to some friends of his. Turns out they didn't ever make any payments either, so he decided to crawl under the house one night, and set it on fire.

He did start a fire, and burned some of the house, but not all of it, everyone inside got out alright.

The best part, he was caught because, as he was crawling out from under the house that is no on fire in a hurried fashion, he dropped his cell phone out of his pocket. So when the authorities were doing their investigation and they asked him why his cell phone was lying at the crawl space of the house, he didn't really have much of a leg to stand on at that point.

/csb

He should have just left the Sunday joint cooking all night.

How do you get rid of unwanted house guests?

Take off your pants. Works every time.

BurnShrike: How do you get rid of unwanted house guests?

Take off your pants. Works every time.

Not applicable if you're a hot chick.

John Laroquette (???) and (then hot) Kristie Alley approve?

NumberFiveIsAlive: BurnShrike: How do you get rid of unwanted house guests?

Take off your pants. Works every time.

Not applicable if you're a hot chick.

This is Fark. There are very few hot chicks here.

Did they find any lemons among the burnt remains of the house?

A drop of water should do the trick.

rookie, you stand wander around naked and jerk off at random, try to squirt in their eye

Burning down a house to remove guests?

The owner is clearly Batman.

batman did it

zulius: John Laroquette (???) and (then hot) Kristie Alley approve?



No, not really.

I just say, let's sleep because our guests want to leave...

Last Thanksgiving, when I still had guests 2 days after the holiday...I had my son ask some friends over for a Rock Band tourney. A group of 11 year olds are obnoxious enough to drive anyone out and after the 10th time you've heard a kid shrieking along to "Eye of the Tiger", you'll probably want to leave with them.

BurnShrike: How do you get rid of unwanted house guests?

Take off your pants. Works every time.

This works. I actually do this when my mother in law stays too long.

If my no-pants policy fails then I use the bathroom with the door open.

/I've never had to resort to plan C.

"It's been done"




/Ice is CIVILIZATION!

Eh if they over stay get drunk and take a shiat in front of them on the living room floor

Horry County ftw.

Wow, my first greenlight in quite some time.

Approves.