FTFA: Memo to ESPN: Seven seconds for that delay button? That might not be enough.


A statement that's never been truer than when in reference to Ozzie.

Two Chicago sports hate threads already? Someone can't just be happy with their Cardinals?

Fark Irony Police: Two Chicago sports hate threads already? Someone can't just be happy with their Cardinals?

The Chicago Cardinals left the city a long time ago.

At this point anything said by Ozzie is just Ozzie wanting attention.

*shrug*

It's going to be an interesting year in Florida....

White Sox should have never agreed to let Ozzie go unless he took Adam Dunn with him.

The reason Don Cooper still has a job with the Sox and Ozzie doesn't is Don Cooper is better at what he does than Ozzie is at what he does. Florida wanted Ozzie but I doubt most other teams were willing to deal with the headache. A majority of teams in baseball would probably fire their current pitching coach if Cooper became available and was willing to take their job.

From The Onion:

The Quotable Ozzie Guillen

The colorful White Sox manager is in the spotlight for comments about supposed favoritism toward Asian players, but it isn't the first time he's had something to say.

2006: "I very much love the people and the fans of Chicago, because they pay me very much to play a baseball manager in Chicago, even though I very much hate the people and fans in Chicago"
2006: "I don't give shiat about the home-field advantages for the World Series. You know what I care about? Where the fark is the Smash Mouth? Why aren't they here for singing the 'All Star' song? I love that shiat"
2007: "I love Dustin Pedroia. He is very good hitter. And he has a strong back, so he could be climbed up on and I sit on his shoulders and ride around on him like riding a little horse that loves me and eats apples and I have to pitch around because he is a good hitter"
2008: "I never say one bad thing about those stupid farking Cubs fans. Not a single word about those mother-shiatting pieces of fark"
2008: "If we win the World Series, I will quit baseball and run for mayor mostly on a campaign platform of minimizing the city's budget, while still raising revenues with strategic tax plan for Chicago businesses"
2009: "Wrigley Field makes me puke. When I eat a little bit of the ivy on the wall it make me puke barf everywhere"
2010: It's not the fair for Japanese players have the interpreter. I want the interpreter so I can understand what the fark it is I am talk about"

F--K...

I am so glad he left Chicago. Since I pay zero attention to the fish, I won't have to hear his babbling ever again.


HOOORRRRAAAAYYYYY

I loved having him as our manager. He was entertaining as all get-out. Sure, winning is better, but I don't blame the coach for what's been Dunn.

Eat your beans. (new window)

Scottybobotty: At this point anything said by Ozzie is just Ozzie wanting attention.

*shrug*

It's going to be an interesting year in Florida....

I guess you could say "its just Ozzie being Ozzie"?

Imagine that...a Joe Cowley column about Ozzie Guillen.

Wasn't Cowley to the Miami Herald part of the Guillen to the Marlins trade?