That's better than Paula Deen-flavored chapstick.

Meanwhile, Guy Fieri is painting flames on a fried mozzarella stick.

figured I don't really need to post any pic after all....

She can butter my chapstick to her heart's content ...

Speak for yourself, I NEED butter-flavored chapstick.

Why not skip the middleman and just use butter on chapped lips?

Better than Paula Deen's Butt Flavored Chapstick

FTA: Now, Paula just needs to put out a line of butter-flavored lube and she'd make my life.

Paula Deen's Butt Butter?

Paula Deen creeps me out.

Am I the only one?

sclond: Why not skip the middleman and just use butter on chapped lips?

'Cause if your lips are chapped, you don't wanna lick 'em.

BFletch651: Paula Deen creeps me out.

Am I the only one?

She reminds me of Mom on Futurama. I will not stay in the room when she is on TV.

Rapmaster2000: Meanwhile, Guy Fieri is painting flames on a fried mozzarella stick.

Ugh, hearing him and Alton Brown talk is like a closeup of the dudes face in a porn... Shut the hell up and show me the food!

/yeah, I insulted the foodie god
//not my fault he's a pud...

Paula Deen is not from Savannah, and Savannahians do not eat in her restaurant.

I wonder if Paula Deen knows I fap to her using her Butter Stick. She does now.

Sez you, subby. That sounds awesome!


/I sound fat and possibly drunk
//No, wait, that's the Barefoot Contessa....

BFletch651: Paula Deen creeps me out.

Am I the only one?

She doesn't really creep me out, but she get's nothing more than a 'meh' from me. I got a kinda weird fascination for Anne Burrell though.

Paula's sons at a public meet and greet. Overly enthusiastic fan breathlessly asks them "What's Paula's favorite desert?" And without missing a beat or consulting each they answer "Butter".

Don't let my Mom find out about this. She is Paula Deans biggest fan. If there is a way of putting butter or sour cream into something then she is on it. If there is not a published way she will spend $100 on ingredients to find one. I can't believe she doesn't need a Hover Round yet. We can't afford weekly lipo-suction and artery de-clogging like Paula Dean.

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Somebody call the patent trolls!

That actually looks useful for when I'm buttering my toast.

On the subject of Paula Dean...

I'm a Southern woman, and I cannot STAND Paula Dean. First off, while I fully appreciate Southern comfort cuisine, I don't eat it constantly. And when I do, it's not loaded with nearly as much butter and fat as what Dean adds to her recipes. Second, I use the word "y'all" on occasion. This woman uses it every other word, and when she says it the sound is oddly similar to the noise my cat makes when he's about to either throw up or poop. Third, there is something wrong with her eyes, and it's not just when the photo editing people who work for her magazine go nuts. She has the crazy eyes all the time. And finally, she got her panties in a bunch because Anthony Bourdain criticized her in a long line of criticisms about various Food Network stars. One of his main criticisms was that her food was unhealthy. Dean went on Fox News and played the victim card so hard that Sarah Palin would have called it over the top. Well wonder of wonders, Paula, what on earth did you think people would say about adding a whole freaking stick of butter (or two) to nearly every recipe?!

theknuckler_33: She doesn't really creep me out, but she get's nothing more than a 'meh' from me. I got a kinda weird fascination for Anne Burrell though.

OKAAAAY!!!

I like Anne Burrell. She's spunky, and she was Mario Batali's sous chef. Always cheerful, and her food does "beautiful things" while she talks to it. But I would SO flunk her cooking classes. My dices are not the same size no matter how hard I try.

What would FARK flavored lip balm be like?





Oh, wait... I know:

Mentalpatient87: Rapmaster2000: Meanwhile, Guy Fieri is painting flames on a fried mozzarella stick.

Ugh, hearing him and Alton Brown talk is like a closeup of the dudes face in a porn... Shut the hell up and show me the food!

/yeah, I insulted the foodie god
//not my fault he's a pud...

You shut your whore mouth. Alton Brown is sexy.

When do we get Paula Deen's butter flavored butter?

fortheloveofgod: BFletch651: Paula Deen creeps me out.

Am I the only one?

She reminds me of Mom on Futurama. I will not stay in the room when she is on TV.

She doesn't creep me out, but she annoys the fark out of me.

bahknee: fortheloveofgod: BFletch651: Paula Deen creeps me out.

Am I the only one?

She reminds me of Mom on Futurama. I will not stay in the room when she is on TV.

She doesn't creep me out, but she annoys the fark out of me.

I want to smack her every time she says "y'all." I swear to god she ends every other sentence with it.

Feel The Powers - yeah, bacon flavoured lip balm was my first thought. But now markie_farkie has got me thinking differently.

markie_farkie: Meh.. Call me when Giada-flavored motorboating oil comes out..

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Nice tits don't make up for that Predator mouth.