MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

I'll bet you $10 that's what this thread will be filled with by the end of the day.

Shark eyes are black. Why would it have a green bulbous human-like eye?

Shennanigans I say!

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

Well thanks for that. Posting it like that makes you want to click even more. Good old "if you value your sanity you probably shouldn't google it" would have aufficed.

/you probably shouldn't google it if your morning has been going well

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

One of my most vivid childhood memories is seeing examples of this in my mom's pediatric journal. It's 40-some years later, and I still see them staring at me...

Really... panning around a static photo is considered video goodness?

gonzojohn: Shark eyes are black. Why would it have a green bulbous human-like eye?

Shennanigans I say!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Neverhood9: gonzojohn: Shark eyes are black. Why would it have a green bulbous human-like eye?

Shennanigans I say!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

If you did the googling the guys have already told you to NOT do, you'd see that once this disorder is in effect, all bets are off as to what the end result is going to look like. You've entered the realm of "Well That's Just Farked Up" so the color of the ... eye... should be the least of your concerns.

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got a lifeless eyes. Black White eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those that black white eyes roll over more white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

You know I had to.

/Wish I hadn't

Neverhood9: gonzojohn: Shark eyes are black. Why would it have a green bulbous human-like eye?

Shennanigans I say!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Actually shark eyes have irises and white sclera just like most eyeballs. You usually don't see it because of how big the iris/pupil is, and also because the iris of a shark is usually wide open, which is why it appears black. So, for the pupil to be smaller in an unborn, still developing, baby shark is not surprising.

Try the googles (new window)

Did someone say "Cyclops?"

/link's as warm as a baked potato

/hot like a futuristic mutant cyclops

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

Your comment made me think of this...


/Must. Not. Google.

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

Thankfully, I've the memory of a goldfish.

Comsamvimes: MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

Your comment made me think of this...
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/Must. Not. Google.

Do it, it's not that bad.

/goes to pour bleach in eyes

Arkanaut: MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

I'll bet you $10 that's what this thread will be filled with by the end of the day.



O HAI - IS IT CATURDAY YET?

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly."

This is one of the few times I have ever been completely serious around here: If you value your sanity? You must never, EVER Google this. The image results alone will shatter your soul into a million tiny pieces forever.

Meh. I feel sorry for the kids, but it's not exactly soul-shattering. For me, that is. The kids are probably not fans.

I'm sorry, but it's not a video if it's just still images that zoom in and out.

Hack!

The headline I tried to submit this with:

Albino cyclops fetal shark purple monkey dishwasher

It needs a lazer beam on it's head.

Then it would be perfect. ;-)

Hey, babe! Come on over here and look at my one-eyed albino bull shark!

/I know a good pick-up line when I see it.

I'm amazed no one has 'shooped up a cyclops shark meme yet.

looks like mike wazowski

gonzojohn: Shark eyes are black. Why would it have a green bulbous human-like eye?

Shennanigans I say!

It's not white, that's just skin around the eye. What looks like the black pupil is the actual eye. All black.

Also...

Poor baby beluga. Made to look like a shark.

FAKE as your mom's titties.

wow...looks like that shark was exposed to spoons for at least a good minute.

gonzojohn: Shark eyes are black. Why would it have a green bulbous human-like eye?

OMG, you mean the one-eyed albino bull shark might be deformed in some way?