which will make kids more desperate for candy, which plays right into the hands of the pedophiles. obama's job-killing policies are getting our children molested, how can people continue to support that monster?

Funland is going to be a whole lot surlier next summer.

And if those kids can't find jobs, they're lazy.

But they're the 53%!

Suck it, kid.

tacks: I was wondering why the lemonade pitcher at grandpa's stand was being filled from a plastic pipe running up his pantleg....

Okay... I cringed at that one.

punishmentforshoplifting: As a retail manager, I can't say I'm disappointed that the irresponsible teenagers are being flushed out by retirees who show up early, work their asses off, and pick up whatever shifts they possibly can, be it night, weekend, holiday, whatever.

/Only in my mid-twenties myself, still, get off my lawn.

as an american, i think it's sad that retirees whose retirement funds have evaporated are forced to work minimum wage retail positions on holiday shifts.

There's a sweet little old lady who works at the local Hardees. Whenever I go in, she's there,smiling and happy. I know she'd be happy doing something else; spending time with the grand kids, shopping or gardening but I guess life caught her short and she has to work to survive. It mus be pretty depressing to get up, put on a uniform and stand for eight hours filling meal request, making change and telling people to 'have a nice day'.

This has me upset because I can't yell at her for poor service, cold fries or why I have to get my own soda from the machine. I've tried but every time I start to rant about how filthy the soda machine is, she just looks at me and I melt.

They need to bring back that angry minority guy. He had buttons that could be pushed. "Why can't you keep this thing clean? My fingers are getting sticky fer chissakes! You lazy slug. Don't threaten me! I know you're Parole Officer, buddy. Come across that counter and I'm calling him!" Oh why did he have to kill that guy that looked like me in the grocery store parking lot?

It's simple, older people have more experience selling rubber noses.

I can think of a job that the youngsters can get that the old people like me cant get into. To apply, just check your local recruiting centers because they always need more troops and they dont want a 40 year old like me. Opening up another front of war would pretty much fix our entire country, if the front is big enough. Hell they could even switch to "pro-ACTIVE" recruiting to get people work like they did in the old days.

/I would happily die in a shiatpile screaming in pain in a country that hates and pisses on me if my family got a big enough payout for my trouble, but too old and fat to get the millitary love that our youngsters are lucky to get.
//lucky bastards

Mr. Parker
Our medical advances have farked us. 50 is when people should be dying not taking crap jobs.

I'm going to assume you're just trying to be funny. but it didn't work.